I have read a novel before, which seems to be time travel. The heroine said something disgusting in it. This is a classic. I hope you can help me think about it.

Is this time-travel novel what I want to go with you?

Hearing this, Liu Zi Jr. immediately ran to my side and said he would take revenge on me in the future. How can I take it out on Seven Wolf Girls? I turned my head to look at the couple-it's really ugly men with evil women, and it's just polluting the air in Bamboo Island. It's disgusting. Gross? By the way, I got it! I suddenly remembered those disgusting jokes I read online before, and now I can come in handy, haha! I quickly asked Xiao to go to the kitchen to prepare props-bowls of spicy tofu with similar vomit, and then whispered in his ear, Xiao immediately got the message.

The crime tools are ready, and the next step is naturally to go to the scene to commit crimes. Xiaoliuko and I came to the table next to the ugly man and ugly woman and sat down. We ordered a lot of dishes, which really caught their attention. I put a pair of chopsticks with fungus on them, looked at Xiaoliuzi and said, "I remember eating dishonestly when I was a child. My grandfather taught me to say,' When we were young, we didn't eat, and we never threw snot and excrement ...' "Then I immediately threw something like fungus into Xiaoliuzi's bowl, and Xiaoliuzi happily picked it up and ate it. I glanced at the ugly man and the ugly woman, but I didn't change my face. I guess I see a lot of disgusting things when I look in the mirror on weekdays, so I have some resistance. If this one doesn't work, change it. I winked at little Liu Zi.

Although Liu Zi Jr. is usually off-line, he still has a gift for practical jokes. He immediately got the message, put peanuts on a plate and said while eating, "I love peanuts." The last time I went to see her grandmother with a friend, I was happy when I saw a plate of peanuts on the table. When we left, the whole plate of peanuts was eaten. I think I should say thank you for eating someone else's grandmother's peanuts, so I said to her,' Thank you for your old peanuts!' . His grandmother was very happy and smiled and said to me,' You're welcome. As I lost all my teeth, I had to lick off the icing on their outer layers. I am old and useless ... "Then I put peanuts in it." Well, this peanut is delicious! "

This time, the ugly man's face turned a little white. Good good, make persistent efforts, I took the baton handed me by Xiao. "It's delicious. You know, my neighbor's two brothers are addicted to drugs. They used to have money to gamble, but now they have no money to gamble on anything they catch. Yesterday, the two of them went to the theater with me, and they both gambled on the plot development of the play-"Glancing from the corner, the ugly man and the evil woman listened attentively. "The boss pointed to the spittoon and said that if he lost, he would take a sip of the contents, and the second child agreed. As a result, the boss lost, so he took a sip with a frown. Then they went on to bet on the next story. This time he changed his penis, and he lost. He took a spittoon and took fifteen swigs, which surprised us greatly. Impressed, the boss praised the second child and said,' You are amazing, you can drink fifteen mouthfuls in one breath!' The second shook his head and said,' It's not that I want to drink. The sputum in it is so thick that I can't stop biting. Tell me, how disgusting these two brothers are! "

Obviously, ugly men and evil women are also sick, and their mouths twitch. I smiled proudly at the little post.

Xiaoliuzi continued to pick up the stick and ran: "Speaking of nausea, I had a more terrible experience. Once, I went to a restaurant and ordered the dish "Spicy vermicelli pot". As a result, Xiao Er told me that this dish had been sold out. Is it really sold out I asked him. Guest, it's really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the guests at that table. Xiao er replied. I followed his instructions and saw a decent man sitting next to me. He has eaten almost all his dishes, but the' spicy vermicelli pot' is still full. I think the man wasted a lot of delicious food, so he went up to him, pointed to the' spicy vermicelli pot' and asked him politely if he wanted it. He shook his head. So I sat down and began to eat. After a while, I got in the middle. Suddenly, I found a little mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole with a whole body of hair. A burst of nausea, I threw all the fans back into the casserole. I have a stomachache there. The man looked at me sympathetically and said,' Isn't it disgusting? I'm like this ... "

If you don't feel sick when I hear this, then you are Superman. I'm not a superman, so I immediately made an exaggerated vomiting with the plan. I didn't expect that my immunity was still insufficient. I recall that what I just said suddenly changed from false to true, and the dish in front of me was stuffed with fungus with a "wow" spit. Liu Zi Jr. is still admiring the trembling faces of ugly men and evil women. When she turned to see a plate full of vomit on my desk, she immediately grabbed it and took a spoonful to her mouth. I had no time to stop it, so I could only watch the tragedy happen.

Xiaoliuzi ate and boasted: "Ah, it's delicious!" Then he scooped up a big spoon and sent it to his mouth. It turned out that the ugly men and women who saw Liu Zi eating vomit were dumbfounded. Now that he has said this, they can't support it immediately. The two men hurried away, clutching their mouths, shaking the steps.

The relay race finally reached the finish line.

"Ha, ha, ha, you scared them, ha, ha, ha ....." Liu Zi Jr. was a proud man, patting the table and laughing, scooping up a big spoon with a smile and sending it into his mouth, as if to encourage that dish of vomit to make contributions.

I almost threw up when I looked at it. I was wondering whether to tell the truth to Liu Zi Jr. or just pretend it never happened. ...

Eating and eating, Liu Zi seems to have found something wrong. He scooped up a big spoon and put it in his mouth, saying, "The breath is out, but this tofu tastes a little strange …" Then he picked up a piece of fungus from the plate, "I don't remember adding these things to it just now …" Then he turned his puzzled eyes to me.

I can't hide it, but you can't blame me, Liu Zi Jr. You are so happy, I don't want to expose you. I shook my hand and took out the plate of tofu that had been on my leg. "Well, actually ... I really threw up just now, and before I could change it into a fake one, you just ..."

There was a bolt from the blue on little Liu Zi's head. After staying for two seconds, he began to imitate me-spit it out with a "wow" ...