Friends' greetings are short, funny and funny, and friends' greetings are also short.

Blessing words to friends, short and humorous. Come to me whenever you are unhappy. I am your favorite forever.

Funny New Year greetings to friends 1. Do n't move Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, stand with your hands against the wall and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you.

2. When the New Year is coming, I want to give you something, but I don't intend to give you too much, just give you 50 million: just be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

3. I wish you in the new year: the financial resources are rolling, and you are like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Money is rolling in, a dime a dozen!

4. A flower that has been picked for a long time is reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I didn't remember to collect it when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; Anyway, I've been waiting for a long time … Happy New Year!

5. I wish the New Year a smooth sailing, the two dragons take off, the three sheep bloom in Thailand, the four seasons are safe, five blessings, June 6, the seven stars shine high, and all directions come to make money, and ninety-nine are United.

6. God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Happy new year!

7. In order to thank you for your care and support over the years, we will give you a generous reward during the New Year! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get my New Year greetings of 10 yuan RMB.

8. Zero in the exam is called duck egg, bad behavior is called bad egg, empty head is called idiot, expulsion is called fuck off, alas, it is called finished, and perfect egg is called round egg-Happy New Year!

9. It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, you have no fragrance when you eat, you get drunk easily when you drink, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy New Year

10. In the past 364 years, I have kept a secret. I decided to bide my time and take action. Finally, it's time for the New Year. I want to tell you the secret in my heart: Brother, we are poor!

1 1. In order to express your friendship, no one can replace me. I decided to express my friendship with you in this special way. On the occasion of the new year, I bring you a blessing: my brother is separated from his wife!

12. The Year of the Sheep has arrived, and everyone has sent a lot of short messages to bless you, which basically represents my opinion. In addition, I would like to add that you should have a round hairstyle and a happy smile on your face in order to be worthy of the happiness of the Year of the Sheep!

13. As the Year of the Sheep is approaching, I wish you a happy "new year" with money: I wish you good fortune, courage, wealth, beauty, appearance, wealth and wealth like the East China Sea.

14. Life is moving and festivals are interacting. The Spring Festival of the Year of the Sheep is coming, send a short message to wish you a happy Year of the Sheep, with rolling financial resources and happy events! After reading my magical message, your dream will come true!

15. My heart has been waiting for the past 360 days and nights. At this new year's moment, I am still waiting for you to pour out your heart's language.

16. New Year greeting SMS: Happy New Year! Sincerely bless you: God bless you! * * * cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! If you want to turn clouds into clouds, you want to turn rain into rain. Flowers and wine, arachis duranensis.

17. The New Year bell is about to ring; Happy flight is about to set sail; New dreams bloom immediately; Take a confident step, and I guarantee that your future road will be smoother and smoother. Trust me!

18. How many long years will it take to brew an old jar of wine? A successful life, how many storms to experience; On the occasion of the new year, let's drink to the past and March into another new dream journey.

19. Rabbits are drifting in rivers and lakes. If they are unhappy, they will be angry! Good luck in the Year of the Sheep!

20. A thousand sheep in sight is better than a rabbit in the hand; Sheep can't catch wolves, horses jump and monkeys don't jump; Lucky year of the sheep!

2 1. The tiger's tail is tied with money, and the rabbit's head rings the bell to swing the gospel. The wind chases the fall of spring, the snow walks through the warm ocean, and the lights illuminate the way home. No matter how far you are, my blessing has set sail: Happy Year of the Sheep!

22. There is always a windy morning, there is always a warm afternoon, there is always a bright dusk, there is always a meteor night, there is always a person praying, and all the beauty in the world belongs to you! I wish you a happy Year of the Sheep and all your wishes come true!

23. Draw a perfect family in Qian Qian with family as the center and happiness as the radius! I won't give you a gift this holiday, so I'll send you a short message. Health and happiness will always accompany you, let me tell you: the god of wealth has followed you!

24. Every holiday season, I miss my family and spend a month sending them to my family. I wish friends and relatives all the best and enjoy * * *...> & gt

Funny birthday wishes, short and funny. According to the CIA report, today is your birthday.

President Obama asked me to tell you.

I wish you a happy birthday and welcome you to visit the White House at your convenience.

Do you have any interesting wishes for your friend's birthday? You can write pig. Happy Shell Breaking Day! You can also write, little friend, and then grow up. Oh, hurry up!

Happy adult greetings to friends. Congratulations on your coming of age.

Say a blessing every year for the next few years. Who has that kind of funny and easy to say hello? It's hard to say year after year. Hold hands day after day and say thank you. After going through one journey after another, the end point becomes the starting point. One stop after another in life, the days are bitter or sweet. I wish you happiness and peace in the new year!

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