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A frog lives in an abandoned well. One day, the frog met a chinemys reevesii from the sea by the well.
The frog boasted to the tortoise:
"You see, how happy I am to live here! Sometimes when I am happy, I will jump by the well for a while; Tired, go back to the well.
In the room, sleep by the brick hole once. Or just leave your head and mouth and quietly soak your whole body in water: or in soft
Walking in the mud is also very comfortable. Look at those shrimps and tadpole shrimps. Nobody can fuck me. Besides, I am the owner of this well.
People are very free in this well, why not come to the well to enjoy it often! "
The tortoise listened to the frog and wanted to go in and have a look. But its left foot has not been fully inserted, and its right foot has tripped.
Stop. He quickly stepped back two steps and told the frog about the sea.
"Have you ever seen the sea? The vastness of the sea stops at a thousand miles; The depth of the sea, which is thousands of feet. In ancient times, ten years was nine years old.
Water, the water in the sea, has not risen much; There were seven early days in the next eight years, and the water in the sea was not necessarily shallow.
It can be seen that the sea is not affected by drought and flood. Living in such a sea is really happy! "
After listening to the tortoise, the well frog stayed there in surprise and had nothing to say.
2. the ends of the earth
Han Yu, the word "Hui", was a great scholar in the middle Tang Dynasty.
His father died when he was two years old, and his mother died soon after. When he was a child, he relied on his brother and his sister-in-law Zheng.
South Korea will have an heir (younger brother's son, stepbrother is the heir) named age, ranking 12, so the nickname is 12.
Lang, Han Yu is smaller. Later, when Han Hui was forty-two years old, he was demoted to the secretariat of Shaozhou because of the incident of Prime Minister Yuan Zai.
A few months later, he died in Shaozhou. At this time, Han Yu was only eleven years old and Shi Erlang was very young. Although Han Yu has three brothers,
Mi, Jie), all passed away very early. At this time, only Han Yu and his nephew Shi Erlang inherited their ancestors and descendants.
People, lonely, have never left for a day.
Han Yu 19 years old went to Beijing from Yicheng, and only saw Shiro three times in the next ten years. When he was playing.
When Xigui and Shiro lived together forever, unfortunately Shiro died at this time. Han Yu learned the news,
Grieving, he wrote "Sacrifice to Twelve Lang" and asked Jianzhong to prepare some ready-made items and present them to him from a distance.
This eulogy, a word and a tear, makes people sad to read.
In the eulogy, there are "one on the edge of the sky and one in the corner of the ground." Sentence, later generations extended it to "the ends of the earth" this sentence.
Word, used as a metaphor for extremely distant places.
3. Fall into Sun Shan.
In the Song Dynasty in China, there was a talented scholar named Sun Shan. He is not only humorous, but also good at telling jokes.
He was nicknamed "funny genius" by people nearby.
Once, he and the son of a fellow villager went to Beijing to take a juren exam.
When the list was released, although Sun Shan's name was listed at the bottom of the list, it was famous on the list, which was the same as
The son of the fellow villager who went with him failed to pass the exam.
Soon, Sun Shanxian returned home, and fellow villagers came to ask if his son had been admitted. Moriyama is embarrassed to say it directly, and it is not convenient.
Hide, so, just read a few poems that are not poetic:
"Xie Yuan is in Sun Shan and Xianlang is outside Sun Shan."
Xie Yuan is the first in China's imperial examination system. The so-called "Xie Yuan" is universal in Sun Shan's poems.
Refers to the general juren exam. The overall meaning of his poem is: "The last one on the list is Sun Shan, but your son's name is still behind Sun Shan."
From then on, according to this story, people called it "falling out of Sun Shan" to enter a school or take various exams, but they were not admitted.
4. Don't worry about anything
Once upon a time in the state of Qi, there was a man who was timid and a little neurotic. He often thinks of some strange questions, but
It makes people feel inexplicable.
One day after dinner, he sat at the door with a big cattail leaf fan and assessed his future, saying to himself:
"If one day, the sky falls, what should I do? We have no way out, we will only be crushed to death alive.
Is it too wrong to die? "
Since then, he has been worried about this problem almost every day, and his friends have seen him in a trance all day long and his face is haggard.
Worried about him, but when everyone knew the reason, they all came to persuade him to say:
"Dude! Why bother yourself about it? How can the sky fall? Said that even if it did fall,
That can't be solved by you alone. Relax! "
However, no matter what others say, he doesn't believe it, and he will always worry about this unnecessary problem.
Later, according to the above story, people extended the idiom "worrying about the sky", whose main meaning is to wake people up.
Children should not worry about some unrealistic things. It has roughly the same meaning as "much ado about nothing"
5. accomplish nothing
In the Tang Dynasty, a man became a doctor. Because his official career is not very smooth, no matter what he does, he often goes away.
As he wishes, he goes out from time to time and wants to relax by playing. One day, when he arrived at Guo Jing Temple, he was tired of swimming and lodged in.
Temple. Had a dream at night; In his dream, he walked under a rock and met an old monk. In front of the old monk, there was a
A small incense burner, sandalwood curling up. The old monk said to the provincial official, "When you make a wish, leave your cigarette in this small incense burner."
Yes, now you've become three people. You are inspector Jiannan appeasement in the Tang Xuanzong era; Second, you are from Xi 'an.
At that time, the secretary of Xishu, the third son, is now a provincial Langguan. "He listened to the old monk's comments, suddenly a little consciousness, as if
Fudge III's officials were all mediocre and accomplished nothing.
So, I don't want to float and sink in the sea of officials anymore, and I seem to suddenly understand life.
In Wang Zhong's poem, there is also a sigh that "if you don't decide what to do, you will accomplish nothing".
Nowadays, if an old man fails to achieve anything in his career, he usually laments that he has accomplished nothing. Sometimes age
If you ask a young man what his career is like, he will say "nothing"!
6. I am lucky to be alive
In the Tang Dynasty, there was a monk named Guo Ze, who made great achievements in Buddhism and was very close to his friend Li Yuanshan. One day,
When they were traveling together, they passed a place and saw a woman drawing water by the river. This woman has a big belly, and she is pregnant.
Pregnant. Yuan Ze pointed to the woman and said to Li Yuanshan, "This woman has been pregnant for three years, waiting for me to be reborn as her son."
Son, but I've been avoiding it. Now that I see her, I can't avoid it. Three days later, the woman came there after giving birth.
Please come to her house sometime. If the baby smiles at you, it's me. Take this smile as proof! Wait a minute.
Thirteen years, the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will wait for you at Tianzhu Temple in Hangzhou, and then we will meet again. "They respectively.
Later, on that night, Bao Yuantan really died, and at the same time, the pregnant woman gave birth to a boy. On the third day, Li Yuanshan looked after him.
Yuanze, visiting the woman's house, the baby really laughed to the ground. Wait until the Mid-Autumn Festival moonlit night in thirteen years,
Li Yuanshan arrived at Tianzhu Temple to visit as scheduled;
As soon as I arrived at the gate of the temple, I saw a shepherd boy sitting on the back of a cow and watching singing. He said: "The soul of old love is on the Sansheng stone. Do you enjoy the moon and sing the wind? "
In short, shy lovers visit from afar, although the opposite sex always exists. "
Nowadays, most people have a special fate in metaphor. Or friends are idle in an accidental opportunity or special environment.
Knowing, becoming a bosom friend, and being able to help themselves are known as "three lucky students"
7. Say goodbye for three days
During the Three Kingdoms period, Monroe of Soochow was a very learned person. After Zhou Yu's death, he succeeded as commander-in-chief of Soochow. design
After defeating Guan Yu of Shu Han, the minister sent Pan Zhang to kill Guan Yu, and he died soon.
Lv Meng was originally a man who didn't want to work hard, so he didn't have much knowledge. When Lu Su saw it, he felt nothing.
Yao yearned for the place. Later, when Lu Su saw him again, he saw that he was completely different and so terrible. She talked about the army.
Things seem very knowledgeable, which surprised Lu Su. Then para smiled and joked:
"Now, your knowledge is so good that you are not only brave and resourceful, but also the Amon of Wu Xia."
Lv Meng replied:
"People should be treated differently after three days!" Monroe's words, the original text is "Don't wait for three days, scratch your eyes."
Later, people used the phrase "farewell for three days" to praise people for their rapid progress soon after leaving.
8. Catch them
Jin Gongzi Yi Wu and Gongzi Zhong Er are two brothers. With the help of Qin and Qi, Yiwu ascended the throne, namely Jin Gonghui.
However, our ministers are divided into two factions, supporting the one headed by Quemao and Lu. The faction that secretly controls Zhong Er is Rick and
Headed by Pi Zheng. However, all these people have made contributions to Jin in person. Pi Zheng went to the State of Qin on business to benefit the public.
So he killed Rick. After PiZheng came back, he was very scared. He was afraid that he would be killed by Gong Hui. But he doesn't have any problems.
, he will be at ease. Of course, he hated Gong Hui in his heart, so he secretly called his comrades to discuss driving Yiwu away and welcoming his son.
Ear up. One day, Tu Anyi will come to see Pizheng. He didn't see PiZheng until late at night from noon. Pi Chen Uen, what can I do for him?
Love, Tu Anyi told him that Gong Hui wanted to kill him, so please help Pi Zheng.
Pi Zheng said, "Go and ask Lu Province to save you!" Tu Anyi said: "Shandong Province is not a good person. I was just about to drink their blood. "
What about their hearts! "PiZheng don't believe it. Tu Anyi also made suggestions on how to overthrow Gong Hui. PiZheng listened to, loudly way
Drink a way: "Who taught you to talk!" Tu Anyi saw that he didn't believe it, so he had to bite his finger and swear to heaven with blood:
"For heaven's sake, if I am half-hearted, the whole family will die." In this way, PiZheng letter, followed PiZheng away.
This group of people conspired. They wrote a letter to Zhong Er to get him ready to come back. Ten ministers, including Pizheng, * * Hua and Tu Anyi.
All signed.
Tu Anyi took the letter to his chest. The next day, when they went to court, Gong Hui asked Pi Zheng, "Why do you welcome your son?"
Zhong Er? "PiZheng this colleague was taken aback, heart know, head must be soft. These nine ministers opposed to national subjugation.
Have been wiped out.
9. It is difficult to support a tree
During the Southern and Northern Dynasties (Liu), Song seized power, killed Zhongliang, ran amok and usurped imperial power.
At that time, Yuan charm and two ministers secretly negotiated to kill him, but it was not a secret, and they were in league with him.
Knowing this, he told the secret and was very angry. He immediately sent Dai Sengjing to lead a large number of troops to attack Yuan.
Surrounded the city. At this time, Yao Yuan said to his son Yuan Zui, "I know that a wooden pillar can't support a person."
The building collapsed, but for the sake of honor and justice, we had to stick to it. "
Later, Dai Sengjing led his men over the wall and rushed into the city. Under the enemy's sword, Yuan is the bravest.
Protect your father with your own body. At this moment, Yuan said to his son Yuan, who is charming:
"I am a loyal minister, you are a dutiful son, and we die with a clear conscience."
As a result, both their father and son died for justice.
Later generations extended the sentence that Yuan charm said at that time, "I know that a wooden pillar can't support a building".
This idiom is used to describe that when things are difficult and critical, it is beyond the power of one person or several people.
Save as much as you can.
10. Close call
Han Yu, a native of Nanyang, Dengzhou, Tang Dynasty, was a great writer at that time, and advocated that literature should be based on Taoism and reform should be based on retro.
In life, replacing parallel prose with prose had a great influence on that time and later generations, so Wen Qi was very opposed to Buddhism because of the decline of eight generations.
Teach, Tang Xianzong sent messengers to welcome Buddha bones into the DPRK. He went to the table to remonstrate, offended the emperor and was demoted to Chaozhou as a secretariat.
Officer, he met an old monk in Chaozhou. Monks are smart and reasonable, and get along well with Han Yu, who is very good in Chaozhou.
I have few friends, so I have close contact with this monk, so it is said that Han Yu also believes in Buddhism.
His friend Meng Jiao (Dao), a history book at that time, believed in Buddhism the most. Also in order to offend Tang Xianzong, was relegated.
Go to Jizhou. When I arrived in Jizhou, I also heard that Han Yu once believed in Buddhism. He is a little confused because he
Knowing that Han Yu was the strongest person who opposed faith, he specially wrote to ask Han Yu.
After receiving Meng's letter, Han Yu knew that he had contact with the monk, which caused misunderstanding. He immediately wrote back to Meng.
Explain. Moreover, Han Yu believes in Buddhism, does not keep Confucianism and Taoism, and blindly uses superstition as a method.
Confuse the emperor and give him a big criticism. He was indignant at the emperor's alienation from sages, which led to the degeneration of Confucianism and Taoism. There is something like this in the letter:
"riddled with holes, with chaos, * * * is hanging by a thread ..."
This is a metaphor for something, which is extremely dangerous, just like a heavy one tied to a hair. Now one
People who encounter the most dangerous things often use this sentence to describe them.
This idiom is found in a letter written by Han Yu to Meng Shangshu. It says, "* * * The danger is like a close call, and it continues to extend, and the depression is slightly extinguished." Sentence.
1 1. fiasco
In the Qin Dynasty, Peixian county magistrate asked Liu Bang, director of Surabaya Museum, to escort a group of ordinary people to Lishan as coolies. Unexpectedly, on the way,
Many people fled one after another. Liu Bang thought: If we go on like this, we won't be able to escape without waiting for Mount Li, and we will be killed.
Punished, he thought about it, and let all those who didn't escape go, and hid in Mang and Yang counties with some people who didn't want to leave.
In the mountains and rivers of the world.
In the first year of Qin Ershi, he fought Qin in osawa Township and claimed to be the King of Chu. Pei county magistrate wanted to join the army, and his subordinates Xiao He and Cao Can suggested.
He said, "You are the magistrate of Qin. Now you betrayed the Qin Dynasty. I'm afraid some people can't accept it. You'd better recall Liu Bang and take away those who are not satisfied.
Guys, this is easy. "Pei county magistrate immediately called Fan Lu to invite Liu Bang. But when Liu Bang came back, Peixian county magistrate saw that he had nearly one hundred.
People are afraid that he will not obey his orders and repent again. So he ordered the city gate to be closed tightly to prevent Liu Bang from entering the city. Liu bang is outside the city
Wrote a letter, tied to the captain of the arrow and handed it to the elders in the city, asking the elders of Peixian County to kill the county magistrate, and * * * took Qin to protect the whole body.
Go home. The elder really killed the county magistrate, opened the city gate, welcomed Liu Bangjin to Pei County and asked him to be the county magistrate. Liu bang said modestly:
"The world situation is very tense. If the county magistrate is not properly arranged, it will be "a complete failure." Please choose someone else later.
All right! "
But in the end, Liu Bang made a county magistrate named Pei Gong.
"Total failure" originally meant that once it was broken, it was necessary to draw a picture of the liver and brain on the ground. But later generations have always used it to explain their mistakes.
After the failure, the situation got out of control. For example, a businessman blindly sells inferior goods for immediate benefit, but consumers will do so.
Don't be fooled, so the goods of the merchants will stagnate and the turnover will be ineffective, which will be "disastrous" and out of control. Another example is a ball.
The team, because the team members don't cooperate closely and encounter setbacks, is also in a hurry and even "fails", which is out of control.
12. worthless
Guanfusheng was born in the Western Han Dynasty. He is frank and trustworthy, and he keeps his word. He often sucks.
An official with a higher rank than him, the poorer he is, the more he respects people with a lower rank than him. So many talented people had no land at that time.
Everyone likes to get close to him.
Guan Fu likes drinking. He often loses his temper because he is drunk. One day, Prime Minister Tian Fen got married and he drank a lot. one
Yes, he went to Tian fen to propose a toast. Tian fen said, "I can't drink a full cup." When the irrigator saw that he refused to have a good drink, he took it away.
Ironically, he said, "Although you are a noble person, you should still finish my toast." Jennifer Tian still didn't drink. I'd love to.
After a boring meal, go to Linru Hou Guanxian to propose a toast. At that time, Guan Xian didn't know Cheng (he used to be the prefect of the border, and later became the viceroy).
Dr. China pricked up his ears and didn't show welcome to him.
Guan Fu was angry at first, but when he saw this situation, he couldn't help it any longer. He immediately scolded Guan Xian and said, "I always said that Cheng didn't know.
Worthless, still whispering like a woman here today! ……"
From then on, people have contempt for others. To say that this person has no strengths or nothing, it is
Saying "worthless" or "worthless" means worthless.
For example, those who are arrogant and rude to their own people but grovel to outsiders, or those who are good-looking, are actually unbearable.
We can call everything we use "worthless".
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