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Who gave me three funny jokes?

A farmer was hoeing in the field, a crow flew by and shit fell on the farmer's face. The farmer looked up and cursed: "Shit! I don't know how to wear shorts when I go out! " The crow said, "Shit! You shit and wear underpants! "

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On the last bus, a woman in white sat in the last row. The driver looked in the rearview mirror, and the woman was gone, shocked! Suddenly braking, people sitting there. Keep driving and look in the rearview mirror. The woman is gone. Brake back. The woman is now. Keep driving, look in the rearview mirror, and no more women! Suddenly, the woman with messy hair and blood all over her face came up slowly and whispered, "Do I have a grudge against you?"? As soon as you tie your shoelaces, you slam on the brakes ...

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On the plane, a parrot said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water." The pig followed the parrot's example and said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water." The stewardess was furious and threw the parrot and pig off the plane. Then the parrot said to the pig, "Don't be silly, I can fly."