Tell jokes, jokes and short sentences.

It was Tom's birthday. He was five years old. He got many beautiful birthday presents from his family, one of which was a beautiful drum.

"Who gave him that thing?" Tom's mother replied.

"I" said his father.

Of course, Tom likes his drums very much. He made a terrible noise, but his mother didn't mind. His father was working during the day, and Tom had gone to bed when he came home at night, so he didn't hear the noise.

But one neighbor doesn't like noise at all. So one morning a few days later, she went to Tom's house with a sharp knife, while he was playing drums. She said to him, "hello, Tom, do you know that there is a very good thing in your drum?" This is a piece of knitwear. Open frum and let's find it. "

It was Tom's fifth birthday. He got many beautiful gifts from his family, one of which was a beautiful drum.

"Who gave it to him?" Tom's mother asked.

"me." Dad said.

Of course, Tom likes this big drum very much. Although the sound of his drumming was terrible, his mother never cared. Tom's father didn't hear the noise because he worked during the day. When his father came home, Tom was already asleep.

But one of their neighbors was very unhappy. One morning a few days later, when she heard Tom's voice again, she came to Tom's house with a sharp knife: "Hey, Tom, do you know anything good in your drum?" Open it and let's find it together. "

It took me a long time to find the right one. Give it to me.