A joke

20 words for a joke. In our daily life, we can watch more funny jokes in our spare time, which can make our mood happy and full of vitality. Then I'll show you more about the 20 words of the next joke.

A joke 1

1. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat. The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam! Then the man roasted the squid.

I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

3. An international student is taking a driver's license test in America, and the road sign ahead prompts him to turn left. Not sure, he asked the examiner, "Turn left?" A: "Yes", so ... I hung up.

4. One day, mung bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and turned into red beans; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew.

6. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.

7. One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

8. A pair of corn fell in love … so they decided to get married … On the wedding day … one corn couldn't find another corn … Corn asked the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.

A joke, 2 articles, 1

1, a police dog saw an ordinary dog coming on the road and ran over to ask it: I am a police dog, what are you? The ordinary dog took a disdainful look and said, idiot, look clearly, I am plain clothes!

I have a request: invite me to dinner. I hope you can satisfy me. Otherwise, I'll write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it: apply for a certificate. Invite me to have a good meal, or write: marriage, male or female, unlimited conditions.

3. The cannibal father and son hunted, and the son caught a thin man. The father said: Let go, no meat to eat! His son also caught a fat man, and his father said, let go, it's too tired! His son captured another beautiful woman, and his father said, take it home and eat your mother at night!

One day, we went to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and then threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was startled and muttered, How clever!

You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to this world to find you, and I went through a lot of hardships to find you: TMD! Our wings are on the same side!

the second

1, see the oil on my face? Reflecting light, I can't see clearly.

2. A: I am a person who wants to do great things. B: Who's the big shot?

3. A glass of water is hard after listening to a cold joke.

4. Why is the leaning tower of Pisa tilted? Because it has no pulse.

5. The disgusting mother cried. Because it's disgusting

6. Why does a flower laugh? Because it has a stalk.

7. I never watch Spongebob. Too yellow.

8. I hate two kinds of people. One is that only half of the people speak.

9. What will a piece of ginger become when it is cut into four pieces? Ginger, ginger, ginger

10, Wang Feng wants to kill me, why, because my name is in full bloom.