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"Top 3" box office broke 654.38+0 billion. What are the classic dramas?

When two people break up, one thinks he won't leave and the other thinks he will stay.

1. How to prove that a man loves you? First, he spends money for you. Second, he is willing to marry you.

2. The man who spends money for you may not love you, and the man who doesn't spend money for you may not love you.

3. Growing up is a very painful word. When you grow up, you may get nothing, but you will definitely lose something.

Even people who used to be very familiar and close will become strangers if they don't contact for a long time.

At every different stage of life, different people will be left behind. There are always some people coming, some people leaving, some friends who don't know how to get close, and some lovers who don't know how to part.

6. There is no difference between a woman choosing a man and gambling. With her short youth, she should find someone to accompany her for life.

7. What makes a woman willingly entrust herself to a man? Is it this person's position and money? No, it's this man's love for this woman.

8. Loneliness is a common problem in metropolis. Many people get together not because they like to get along, but because they are afraid of loneliness.

Whether material or psychological, we care more about percentage than absolute value. What percentage am I?

10, getting drunk is a good thing. It won't remind you of what you did, but it will definitely remind you of your feelings.

1 1. Two people have lived together for so long, but there are still things and memories.

12, in fact, I envy Yu Fei and Tiny. In my eyes, the quarrel after they broke up is actually a shell of quarrel, scattered with the loveliness of homesickness.

13, men will always fight for women.

14, good girlfriends come to the festival together, and good brothers are single together.

15, men are miserable, being employees and husbands.

16, money can still be earned, girls don't bubble, they are old.

17, the first stage of women's lovelorn, collapse, the second stage, rebirth. The first stage of man's lovelorn love is release, and the second stage is aftertaste.

18, the older men get, the more popular they are, and the older women are, the more hesitant they are.

19, I let you fly and hurt my back.

20. Now is not the time to choose bread and love, but the time when most love is in the hands of a few people who own bread.

2 1, people have been there. What are you pretending to be? Who sends messages to the same sex in the middle of the night?

22. "Grandpa must be a grandfather, and grandpa is not necessarily a grandfather." "What do you mean?" Lao Wang next door

23. I spent my whole youth understanding a movie. Only when Xia Zi leaves Supreme Treasure forever can Supreme Treasure grow into the Monkey King.

24. Many people, pure love, stay in youth. Love in youth is called harmony, and love in adulthood is called merger and cooperation.

25, women are like this, never talk about things, things can be dug up for you 800 years ago.

26. You women keep saying that my man can have no money, but he can't have no talent. Who has talent and no money these days? In order to prove your talent, we must keep making money.

27. Couples should have more space of their own. I can't cook, but I can learn to cook soup. I just want to cook soup every day and wait for my boyfriend to come home.

28. The woman behind a successful man must be better than the ordinary woman.

29.* * * Destroy everything with friends.

30. "Too tired, men are really tired." "It's too bitter, women are really too bitter."

3 1, reasons, all reasons, he is tired and doesn't love.

You men always like to say, "I'm working so hard for our future, aren't I?"

No matter how much money you earn in the future, we will watch half-price movies. Jia Lin

34. Fresh air, fresh sports, fresh girls, I'm back. Yu Fei

35. A man's hard-earned money will definitely only be shared with his closest relatives. In short, men who spend money for you don't necessarily love you, and men who don't spend money for you must not love you.

36. If he doesn't even dare to face me, do I expect him to save this relationship?

37. "Brother, do you know what is delicious?" "What do you mean?" "I feel beautiful when I drink too much." "How much do you have to drink!"