Humorous stories about Chinese characters

Why do you care that Director Hu always writes typos, mispronounces and is full of jokes, but never studies with an open mind? On one occasion, the unit held a commendation meeting, and he pronounced Feng Jianguo as Ma Jianguo, which caused a burst of laughter. He may be wrong again. The secretary reminded: "There are two more points!" Director Hu wanted to correct it, but he was afraid of losing face, so he said with a straight face, "Don't laugh, it doesn't matter if you lose two points! They are all revolutionary comrades, so why care about these two points? " Once upon a time, the teacher asked Xiaoming what 1 Canada 1 was, but Xiaoming said he didn't know. When he got home, Xiao Ming asked his mother who was playing mahjong. Her mother said, "Two barrels." Ask dad. Dad was reading a newspaper and said, "Chairman Mao." Ask my brother, he is playing a game, and say, "How cool!" Ask my sister, she is calling her boyfriend and saying, "Honey, I'll be right there." The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1 plus 1 how many Xiao Ming were, and said, "Two gun barrels." The teacher said, "Who taught you!" "Chairman Mao." A slap in the face. "How cool!" "Come to my office later!" "Honey, I'll be right there." Funny! ! ! Hope to agree! And adoption! ! Oh! ! ! ! ! ! ! Melon: fable: sun melon once upon a time, there was a beautiful sun mountain where an old man lived. He planted sun melons all the year round. The old man is honest, peaceful and compassionate. He is warm and kind to everyone, even beggars. At the foot of Sun Mountain lived a pair of poor brothers who lived a hard life. Always hungry. The two brothers heard that the old man in Sun Mountain is honest and kind, and he is poor and ready to take refuge in the old man in Sun Mountain. So the two brothers waded through mountains and rivers, took pains and walked for many days, and finally arrived at Sun Mountain. The two brothers explained their purpose, and the old man was full of joy. He promised the two brothers and arranged for them to work in Sun Mountain. Lao Sunman said: "The sun melon on the Sun Mountain is a god melon. It will be planted in 1979 and needs water and blood for irrigation. Go to the clear spring at the foot of the mountain to carry water, one load of water and two drops of blood, and drop them into two buckets of water to mix well. After 49 years, the melons are ripe, and each person has a melon. They will bring you happiness as long as you work hard. Go ahead. " Say that finish, I went to work. The two brothers each picked a bucket and went to fetch water with everyone. At first, the boss picked a bucket of water like everyone else, bit his middle finger and dropped a drop of blood in each bucket. Later, the boss thought, aren't you exhausted by dripping blood and carrying water like this? The boss thought of a way to fill the water first, pour some on the way, and get some red soil from the hillside as blood and put it in the water, which is both labor-saving and blood-saving. Moreover, he told others behind their backs that they were lazy and didn't do well, that he worked hard, and asked Lao Sunman to give him a big melon. Old Sun just smiled and said, "Young man, work hard and you will be happy." Besides, the second child, a look at the melon field, Sun melon has been planted for many years, a * * * 749 melons, the original * * * has 47 people, plus his brothers, just 49 people, one for each. As he worked, he thought, I'm sorry that people have worked hard for many years and have to get a melon by themselves. The second child blushed more and more, and he made up his mind that others would pick one, and he would pick two. When others dropped two drops of blood, he would drop four drops of blood. Before others got up, he got up and did it, and everyone else fell asleep. He will get dressed and secretly pick more goods than others. Only in this way can he feel worthy of the sun melon and feel at ease. Forty-nine years have passed in an instant. Look at Huang Chengcheng again, the golden sun melon has matured, but it is big and small, and it is still alive when it is ripe. One day, Lao Sunman called everyone to Sun Gua and said, "Everyone has worked hard for 49 years, and only after hard work can we get results. Melons are big and small. Go to your master. " Say that finish, the sun quickly rolled up. The boss thought that the big melon would come to me soon. But I watched the biggest melon slowly roll to the second child, while the smallest melon came to the boss. At this time, I only heard Lao Sunman say, "You can use whatever you want. Just tell the sun melon and someone will bring it." Wang Po, an old woman selling melons, moved from the countryside to the city. Forced to make a living, she found a piece of land and started a watermelon business with her husband, Wang Mazi. At that time, women rarely appeared in public, and even fewer people went to the streets to do business. Wang Po was all dolled up and soon attracted a large number of strange-looking people. Coupled with her glib mouth and exaggerated publicity effect on her own melons, they soon sold out. After tasting the sweetness, Wang Po soon sold a batch of watermelons from the countryside, thinking of making another sum of money. Who knows, because the watermelons sold before were far from what she said, the market was destroyed. People who buy melons are widely circulated. It is said that the woman who sells melons on the street speaks well, but the melons she sells are not so good, and no one buys her watermelons anymore. Soon, these unsold melons all rotted away. False advertising won't last long. Mrs. Wang boasted about selling melons, which can be said to be a precedent for false advertising. Hope to agree! And adoption! ! Oh! ! ! ! ! ! ! There is also: the old hen has been away from home for a long time and is exhausted. The old hen suddenly collapsed on the ground and burst into tears: "Hey, hey, hey ……" The old hen slapped her in the past and scolded: "You are so old, selling your sister's cuteness!" The old hen buried her face in the air and continued to cry, "Eagle Eagle ……" The old hen, the old hen, died. So-and-so went to a good friend's house to play, and accidentally found a woman's * * *, and accidentally stuffed it into his bag to take home. The next day, his wife found this * * * while helping him pack. He was about to explain, but she said, don't mess with me next time. I have been looking for this * * * for a long time ... My father-in-law can't read. One spring festival, my mother-in-law said to go to the movies, and my father-in-law said, I'll go and see if there is a movie today. After a while, my father-in-law came back and said that there was a movie. I don't know the name of the movie. The husband listened and said, I'll go and see. After a while, my husband came back and said, just four words. Today, the performance stopped. Chatting with the goddess, looking at her face, I suddenly have an impulse to touch her hair. Then I can't help but reach out and put my hand on the goddess' head! GC is, I don't know which tendon I hit wrong, but I actually said, smile and touch the dog's head on the second floor. Damn it, the goddess has ignored me until now! If you had to choose between your boyfriend and your best friend, which one would you choose? I choose my best friend. A: Wow! There are not many people like you who value friends over colors now. Why did you choose a girlfriend? I don't have a boyfriend. Olympic Games ... I went home and climbed the stairs, and I had a good time. Then an uncle came behind, I guess he was in a hurry. Said a sentence: beauty let me go first? I was nervous at that time and turned to my uncle and said, hey, can you see me? I can't forget my uncle's tangled and surprised eyes. Uncle, don't turn and run. Uncle, listen to me: Uncle! Sorry, I was wrong! The secret of toilet country A has developed a water-spraying toilet. Once, the emissary of country B came to country A and used their toilet, which made him feel very comfortable. So country B also wants to develop a water-jet toilet and show off to the emissary of country A: We also have a water-jet toilet! But the emissary of country A will come the next day, and it is too late to make a toilet ... The emissary of country A tried the toilet of country B, but I didn't expect not only to spray water, but also to wipe it with a towel. To understand its structure, the messenger stood up and pressed the button again. I saw two hands sticking out in the toilet, holding sprinklers and towels ... Three little pigs One day, the wolf was going to eat three little pigs. Two of the three little pigs are at the door and one is on the roof. Pig 1 and pig 2 are at the door, and pig 3 is on the roof. Who is the name of pig 1, where is the name of pig 2, and what is the name of pig 3. ) So there was a wonderful dialogue. Wolf: Who are you? Pig 1: to wolf: what? Pig 1: What's on the roof? Wolf: I mean what's your name? Pig 1: My name is "Who" and "What" is on the roof! The wolf asked Pig 2 again: Who are you? Pig 2: I'm not a "who", he is a "who". (Pointing to the pig 1) Wolf: Do you know him? Pig 2: Hmm! Wolf: Who is he? Pig 2: Yes. Wolf: What? Pig 2: What's on the roof! Wolf: Where? Pig 2: "Where" is me. Wolf: Who? Pig 2: Who is he? (Pointing to the pig again 1) Wolf: How should I know? Pig 2: Who are you looking for? Wolf: What? Pig 2: He's on the roof? Wolf: Where? Pig 2: It's me. Wolf: Who? Pig 2: I'm not a "who", he is a "who". Wolf: Good heavens! Pig 1.2: "My God" is our father. Wolf: What, your father is? Pig 2: No! The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and sighed: Why? Pig 1.2.3: Do you know our grandfather? Wolf: What? Pig 1: No, our grandfather is "why". Wolf: Why? Pig 1: Yes! Wolf: What's this? Pig 1: There is no "why". Wolf: Who? Pig 1: Who am I? Wolf: Who are you? Pig 1: Yes, who am I? Wolf: What? Pig 1.2: He is on the roof. ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "As a result, he was arrested, but the charge was not' insulting the president', but' leaking state secrets'! Someone sent a message to a friend saying, "I want to send you a red envelope!" " "He was happy, but then he was unhappy. The next page of the original text message reads: "I sent a mosquito." One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" " "The teacher said angrily," just good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher! "The teacher said angrily," What shall I do at night? " The students shouted together again: "Good evening, teacher!" " The teacher nodded and said, "That's it. Now shout it again! " The students shouted: "Good morning, teacher, good afternoon and good evening!" " The teacher said, "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. When I say something, you say the antonym loudly. From now on. Teacher: "The weather is fine today. Student: "The weather is terrible today. "Teacher:" There is sunshine everywhere. Student: "There are clouds everywhere. "Teacher:" The road is crowded with people. " Student: "There is no one on the road. "Teacher:" Young. " Student: "Old." Teacher: "Stand. Student: Lie down Teacher: There is a young man standing on the road. Student: "There is an old man lying on the road. Teacher: "I found a dollar." Student: "I lost a dollar." "Teacher:" I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher. "Student:" I stole a teacher and lost a dollar. "Teacher:" No, you can't say that! ""Student: "Correct, you should say so!" "Teacher:" Wrong. "Student:" Correct. "Teacher:" That won't do, it's illegal! " "student:" this is ok, this is a legal act! " Teacher: "I was wrong. Student: "We are right. "Teacher:" Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct! ""Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher said is wrong!" "Teacher:" You are so stupid. Student: "We are very smart. "teacher:" stop! " Student: "Go on! Teacher: "You stop now! Stop! " Student: "Go on now! Say it! Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " "Student:" We are all geniuses, we say go on! " Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" Student: The teacher listens to us! "Teacher:" All students should listen to the teacher! "Student:" Teachers should listen to students! " Teacher: "Now you stop practicing! ""Student: "Now let's continue to practice!" "Teacher:" Are you endless? Student: "We finish what we started! "Teacher:" Then stop! Stupid pig! " Student: "Then let's go on! Genius! "... and then the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with a book in his arms. When Khrushchev exposed Stalin's atrocities at the 20th National Congress of the Soviet Union, someone handed a note from the audience. Khrushchev read the note on the spot: "What were you doing at that time? ".Then he asked," Who wrote this? Please stand up! ".Asked for three times in a row, the audience has been no one to come forward. So Khrushchev said, "Now let me answer you. I'm sitting in your seat. "German novelist and composer Hoffman (1776-1822) visited a newly rich family in Berlin. After dinner, the host showed him around the luxurious house. Speaking of servants, the nouveau riche casually said that he needed three servants to serve him alone. Unexpectedly, the novelist said that he took a bath alone and four people served him. One put a bath towel on him, one tested the water temperature, and the other checked the faucet. " What about the fourth one? "The nouveau riche asked in bewilderment." Oh, he's the key-he bathes me. "Said the novelist. One day, Heine received a heavy letter from a friend who owed postage. He opened it and found a big bundle of wrapping paper with a small note on it: "I'm fine, don't worry!" "Your email." A few days later, Meyer also received a heavy package from Heine, and he had to pay a large sum of cash when he received the package; There was a stone in it with a note: "Dear Meyer, when I knew you were okay, the stone in my heart fell to the ground." Taft is the heaviest of all American presidents, and his gestures are very powerful. One day, he went to visit former President Theodore? When Roosevelt arrived at Roosevelt's seaside villa, he decided to take a bath in the sea. It happened that one of Roosevelt's children had had enough fun on the beach and ran home to find Roosevelt. "Dad, let's go swimming." Children are lazy? Br> "No, son, not now." Roosevelt picked up the child and said, "Mr. President is using the ocean." Shortly before the outbreak of World War I, Nancy Astor, an American-born feminist, visited the ancestors of Churchill (1874- 1965) at Brenne Palace. Churchill received her warmly. During the conversation, Astor talked about the issue of women's rights and earnestly hoped Churchill could help her become the first female congressman. Churchill laughed at her idea and disagreed with some of her views, which made the lady very angry. She said to Churchill, "Winston, if I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee cup!" " "Churchill went on gently:" If I were your husband, I would drink it without hesitation! " Aesop, an ancient Greek fable writer (who lived in the 6th century BC), met a pedestrian one day and asked him for directions. Pedestrian: "How long will it take me to get to the city?" Aesop: "Wow, you go." Pedestrian: "I really have to go. I mean, how long will it take to walk to the city?" Aesop: "Go! You go wow! " Pedestrians feel that this person is really hateful and leave angrily. After a while, Aesop shouted to him, "Two hours-"The pedestrian asked, "Why didn't you tell me just now?" Aesop, "I don't know how fast you walk, how do you know how long it will take!" " "American general mark wayne clark (1896-1984) is an interesting and rigid optimist in daily life. Once, Clark was asked such a question: Of all the advice given by others, which is the most beneficial? Clark said, "I think the most useful advice is' marry this girl'". So, who gave you this advice? " "It's the girl herself." Clark replied. Voltaire, who was bohemian and always ridiculed the great men at that time, praised a fellow writer one day. One of his friends immediately pointed out, "I am sorry to hear that you praised this gentleman so generously." "You know, it is this gentleman who often says you are not behind his back." "It seems that we are both wrong." Voltaire said. The famous Russian fable writer krylov (1769-1844) is very fat and likes to wear black clothes. Once, a nobleman saw him coming and shouted to him, "Look, a dark cloud is coming!" " ""No wonder the toad started barking! " Krylov looked at Yong swollen noble replied. Lyndon baines johnson (1908-1973), the 36th president of the United States, was appointed as the director of the Texas branch of the National Youth Administration at the age of 26. During his tenure, he was very strict with his subordinates and liked to talk about their shortcomings. Once, he passed a colleague's seat and saw his desk full of papers. He deliberately raised his voice and said, "I hope your mind is not as messy as this table." "In this way, everyone in the same office can hear clearly. Before Johnson visited the office for the second time, it was difficult for his colleague to sort out the papers and clear the table. When Johnson came to the office again, he saw that the original messy desktop became empty, so he said, "I hope your mind is not as empty as this desk." "On a sea trip, the Duke of Wellington's ship was caught in a storm and was in danger of sinking. The captain hurried to Wellington's cabin and said, "We are going to die. Wellington was about to go to bed when he said, "Well, I don't need to take off my shoes. "The third French President armand Farrier (1841-13) visited the great sculptor Rodin (1840- 19 17). When Fulton first publicly demonstrated the steamboat he invented, no one believed that it could move. People on both sides of the strait kept beating drums and said, "Don't move, don't move, don't move! "Unexpectedly, the ship started immediately, steaming and singing. After watching it for a long time, everyone was tongue-tied and said, "I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop! "1944 10 In October, the situation of the Second World War was not completely clear. Japan is rumored that most of the warships of the US Third Fleet have sunk and the rest are retreating. William F. halsey Jr., commander of the US Pacific Fleet (1882-1959) immediately called back to refute: "Our warship has been rescued and has now retreated to the Japanese fleet at a high speed. "Indian writer Tagore (1861-1941) received a letter from a girl:" You are a writer I admire. To show my admiration for you, I intend to name my beloved pug after you. Tagore wrote back to the girl: "I agree with your plan, but before naming it, you'd better discuss it with Pug to see if you agree." "Khrushchev likes to pretend to be an agricultural expert. Once I visited a collective farm and found a sick pig. The chairman of the farm explained that the pig had been malnourished since childhood and had been raised stiffly. Khrushchev immediately said, take this pig to my house and promise to fatten it back to you two months later. It won't be long before I get better and go home to play with pigs. I decided to get rid of the pig quickly He put the pig in the stroller at night, ready to push it to moscow river and throw it away. Who knows, I happened to meet mikoyan on the road. " Comrade Khrushchev, take a walk. ""Ah ... come out for a walk ... ""Who is this? " "Oh, it's my ... little grandson." "I have a look. Oh, what a good boy! He looks just like his grandfather! "Theodore Vondano is a famous German writer in19th century. When she was an editor in Berlin, she received several poems without punctuation from a young learner. The attached letter said: "I never care about punctuation. If necessary, please fill it out yourself. " Vondano hurriedly returned the manuscript with a letter saying, "I never cared about poetry. Next time, please only send punctuation marks, and I will fill in the poem. "krylov lives in poverty. Once, his landlord signed a lease with him, and the landlord stated in the lease. If krylov accidentally causes a fire, he must pay 15000 rubles for burning the house. Krylov didn't raise any objection after reading it, but added two zeros to the pen after 65,438+05,000. When the landlord saw it, he shouted in surprise: "How 1.5 million rubles!" Krylov quietly replied, "I can't afford it anyway. "American five-star general Kate Marshall (1880-1959) asked a young lady for permission to take her home after holding a reception at his residence. The young lady's home is not far away, but Marshall drove her to her door for more than an hour. " You haven't been here long, have you? "She asked," You don't seem to know the way. " "I dare not say so. If I am not familiar with this place, how can I drive for more than an hour without passing your door once? " Marshall said with a smile. The young lady later married Marshall. At the end of Coolidge's presidency, he made a famous statement: "I won't do this again." "Reporters think they have something to say, and they are always pestering him. Please explain why you don't want to be president any more. There is no way out. Coolidge pulled a reporter aside and said to him, "Because the president has no chance of promotion. "The great German poet Heine (1797-1856) was a Jew and was often attacked for no reason. At a party, a traveler said to him, "I found an island without Jews and donkeys!" "Heine said quietly," It seems that only if you go to that island with me can we make up for this defect! " "Composer Puccini Giacomao and Italian musician and conductor Artur toscanini (1867- 1957) are old partners. Giacomo sends a cake to his friends every Christmas. On Christmas Eve, giacomo and Artur had a quarrel. He wanted to cancel the cake he gave him, but it was too late, and the cake had been delivered. The next day, Artur received a telegram from giacomo: "The cake was sent by mistake. He immediately replied to a telegram: "The cake was eaten by mistake." "President theodore roosevelt loves face very much, and he will be the focus of attention on any occasion." My father doesn't like to attend weddings and funerals, "his son once said," because he can't be the bride and the dead at weddings and funerals. "At the tea party of British Prime Minister Churchill's 80th birthday, a young reporter said to Churchill," Mr. Prime Minister, I really hope to come back next year to congratulate you on your birthday. " Churchill patted the reporter on the shoulder and said, "Mr. reporter, you are so young and strong that there should be no problem." A lady invited Paganini to her house for tea the next day. Paganini accepted the invitation. This lady is very happy. When she said goodbye, she smiled and added to Paganini: "Dear artist, please don't forget to bring your violin when you come tomorrow!" "Why is this?" Pug pretended to be surprised and said, "Madam, you know my violin never drinks tea. "Wonderful suggestion 1848 A newspaper in Naples published an open letter from Italian opera composer Rossini (1792- 1868) to answer a gentleman's question. The gentleman's letter is: "I have a nephew who is a musician." He doesn't know how to write an overture for his opera. You wrote so many overtures to the opera. Can you give me some advice? Rossini made seven suggestions in his letter, one of which was that ... when I was writing the overture to Othello, I was locked in a hotel cabin in Naples by the theater owner. There is a big bowl of boiled noodles in the room, not even a green vegetable. The bald and heartless boss threatened:' If you don't finish the last note of the overture, you won't get out alive. Let your nephew try this method, and don't let him taste the charming fragrance of foie gras pie ... "Lord Mancroft served in the British War Department during World War II. Whenever Churchill went out on patrol, Mancroft went to the Prime Minister's Office and marked the recent combat situation on Churchill's special map, so that when Churchill came back, he could see the situation at a glance on the map. One day, as usual, Mancroft put the map on the floor of the cabinet meeting room and marked it with colored chalk. He put his hat beside him. At this time, Churchill unexpectedly came back. He saw someone lying on the ground, attentively marking the map, with an upside-down hat next to him. He quietly took out two pence and threw it into Mancroft's hat. In Italy, composer m? Luigi? When Cherubini (1760- 1842) was an inspector at the Paris Conservatory of Music, a student wrote an opera to be staged. When he auditioned for the play, he invited Cherubini to watch it, hoping to see the authoritative evaluation. Cherubini patiently watched the first and second scenes, but made no comment. The young composer watched him so absorbed in the drama that he was silent. He was so nervous that he went in and out of Cherubini's box. Finally, unable to hide his anxiety, he asked the cherub, "Sir, do you have anything to say to me?" Cherubini grabbed his hand and said to him kindly, "My poor child, what can I say? I've been listening for two hours, but you haven't said anything to me. "The Southern China Literature Society founded by some progressive youths in Guangzhou hopes that Lu Xun (1881-1936) will contribute to their inaugural issue. Lu Xun said: "Write the article yourself first, and I will write it later, lest people say that Lu Xun came to Wenzhou to invite young people to join us." The young man said, "We are all poor students. If the first issue does not sell well, we may not have the strength to publish the second issue. " Lu Xun said humorously and seriously, "publications sell easily." You can write an article to scold me, and my publication sells well. "In the 1930s, some writers had serious subjectivism problems. On one occasion, Lu Xun was asked to talk about this problem. At first, Lu Xun just laughed and didn't answer. After a while, he told two stories: there was a farmer on a gold pole who had to carry water every day. One day, he suddenly remembered, what did Emperor Ping use to carry water to eat? I then replied: I must use a gold pole. A peasant woman is eating persimmons. She woke up early in the morning and felt very hungry. She thought, how did the Queen Mother enjoy herself? I must have woken up and called out, "Sister, bring a persimmon to eat. "1934, Chen Liang, mayor of Beiping, Kuomintang, banned male and female students from swimming together. Hearing this, Mr. Lu Xun said to several young friends, "Men and women are not allowed to travel together. If men and women breathe air together, it will confuse Gan Kun. Isn't it more serious than swimming together "The mayor of lyna might as well simply give an order, and men and women should wear gas masks when they go out. It doesn't circulate air and won't appear. In this way; Everyone is here! Here! ..... "Mr. Lu Xun said, leaning his head back slightly and simulating the pipe of the gas mask with his hand ... Everyone laughed at Mr. Lu Xun's words and deeds. 1934 Human magazine opened a column of "Interview with Writers" to cooperate with the publication of portraits of interviewed writers. The editor of the magazine wrote to Lu Xun, requesting permission to interview him, and took a photo with the study as the background, followed by a photo of Lu Xun with Xu Guangping and Zhou Haiying. Lu Xun wrote a humorous letter and refused: "The writer's name is beautiful, and he didn't respect himself in the past. At one time, he thought he might as well make an example of him. I woke up quietly recently and was ashamed to say it. There is no thought in the brain, and there is no study in the apartment. A lady's son has nothing to do with the literary world and dares not accept three elegant lives. If Mr. Wang writes a short biography for a pseudo-writer another day, he will list books and sweep the floor to welcome him. " Note: An iron-toothed, copper-toothed man, centering on the conflict between Emperor Qianlong, Quan Gan, Wang and romantic genius, deducts a series of hilarious stories, which is actually just a joke. Ji Xiaolan, regarded by the emperor as advocating excellence, lived in Qianlong and Jiaqing years. Although he is an official of the Ministry of Rites, he is the co-organizer of the university students, and his real contribution is still in the cultural aspect. As the editor-in-chief of Sikuquanshu, with the compilation of Sikuquanshu, his academic contribution reached its peak. As for participating in national decision-making, it may not be so useful. Qianlong once reprimanded Ji Xiaolan, which undoubtedly revealed the truth. Gan Long said to Ji Xiaolan, "I put you in charge of compiling Sikuquanshu because you have outstanding literary talent. Actually, I just keep you around as a player. How dare you talk about state affairs? " In fact, a large number of Ji Xiaolan's poems and songs are just timely works to praise peace, whitewash peace and cater to the supreme ruler of feudal dynasty in ceremonies such as celebrations. A large number of his note novels are widely circulated, such as Notes of Yuewei Caotang, Summer Story of Luanyang and My Smell. A drunk called the police station and reported that the thief had patronized his car. "They stole the dashboard, the steering wheel and even the brake pedal." However, before the police began to investigate, the phone rang again. "Never mind," said the drunk with a hiccup. "I accidentally sat in the back seat." Director Hu always writes wrong words, mispronounces, and is full of jokes, but he never learns with an open mind. On one occasion, the unit held a commendation meeting, and he pronounced Feng Jianguo as Ma Jianguo, which caused a burst of laughter. He may be wrong again. The secretary reminded: "There are two more points!" Director Hu wanted to correct it, but he was afraid of losing face, so he said with a straight face, "Don't laugh, it doesn't matter if you lose two points! They are all revolutionary comrades, so why care about these two points? " How much is one plus one?