A classic joke that can make girls kiss you.

Everyone in the world is surnamed Cao,

Too many troops are needed.

Liu Bei stopped singing the opposite,

Tomorrow, Kong Ming will become a fool.

Sun Quan's Four Ideals:

Da Qiao doesn't mess with me anymore,

Cao Cao will be burned to death by me again.

Guan Yu will die tomorrow,

Jingzhou is back in my arms.

Liu Bei's Four Ideals:

Everyone in the world says I'm fine,

Dou doesn't take stupid bubbles anymore.

Xian Di is bleeding every day,

Told me to fight Cao Cao.

Guan Yu's Four Ideals:

The world will fall by my sword,

Sun Quan and Monroe went to my prison.

Zhuge Cunfu was laughed at by me,

I want eldest brother to restore the Han Dynasty.

Zhuge Liang's Four Ideals:

My wife smiled in her dream of plastic surgery,

Shake your feathers and fan them to cool down.

Wei Yan knocks every day,

Sima became a big shemale.

Zhou Yu's Four Ideals:

I run Kongming,

Coss bent over.

Meng De suffered, lost grass,

The son of heaven sent me to lead the troops to suppress.

Wei Yan's Four Ideals:

Cao Cao's front teeth have long since fallen out.

Self-denial disappeared silently.

Yang Yi cried out for mercy:

I rode alone on the meridian road.