The jokes of priests and nuns

Four young nuns begged the priest for a weekend off on Friday. It took them a long time to convince the priest, but the priest asked them to tell him honestly how they spent their weekend holiday on Monday morning.

On Monday morning, four nuns came back and reported to the priest in turn.

The first nun said to the priest:? Forgive me, father. I am guilty. What did you do? The priest asked. The first nun replied:? I saw a third-rate movie. ? The priest looked up at the sky for a few seconds and said, well, I forgive you. Go and drink some holy water! ? After the first nun left, the priest found the fourth nun sipping her mouth and snickering.

It's the second nun's turn. She said to the priest. Forgive me, father. I am guilty. The priest said? All right, tell me what happened. The second nun said:? I stole my brother's car and ran over a dog last night? The priest looked up at the sky again, thought for nearly a minute and said, I forgive you. Go and have some holy water. ? When the second nun left, the fourth nun laughed even louder.

Then it was the third nun's turn to report: forgive me, father. I am guilty. The priest said? All right, tell me what you did. ? The third nun said:? I streaked in the street last night? The priest looked up at the sky again, considered for nearly five minutes, and said, God forgave you, go and have some holy water. ? After the third nun left, the fourth nun fell to the ground laughing and even burst into tears?

The priest had no choice but to ask the fourth nun. Ok, now you should tell me, what happened this weekend that made you laugh like this? She managed to hold back a smile and replied, Last night, I peed in holy water.

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