Laugh at rural jokes

1, the country boy bought a bird at a high price and hung it at the door all day, which was suspected of singing. A neighbor passed by and asked, "Can I lay eggs if I buy this bird?" The little brother replied, "Laying eggs is laying eggs, but you can't scream, you can only lay eggs"!

2. Old people in rural areas love playing cards. A man lost money and said to the winner unconvinced, "If you beat me next time, I will throw your cards into the pigsty!" " The winner quipped, "Next time you lose to me, I'll throw the pig at your poker table!" " !

There are many widows in rural areas. Grandpa said it was because most of their husbands died driving tractors. Once I passed through a deserted field and heard the tractor ring, I felt that my husband had come back.

4. Two farmers are chatting. One asked the other, "Do you know why I am as big as you?" Another answer: "I don't know, why?" The first farmer said, "When I was a child, I fell into a cesspit and was fished out and smoked black and big!" " !

5, the old lady in the countryside, don't go out on rainy days, stay at home, smoke, look at the sky and say, "God, don't pee any more, my water tank is full"!

Xiaoming went to the countryside to play and happened to see a cow give birth to a cowboy. He excitedly ran over and asked, "Aunt, when will the cowboy leave?" The farmer's wife replied, "When his mother comes to the front, he will leave."

7. One night, a farmer in the village came back from the field. There was a big tree by the roadside. He sat under it to enjoy the cool, but when he looked up, there was a big hole in the trunk. He thinks this tree is hollow. If he cuts it down and takes it home to hide, it will be a great wealth. So he immediately began to chop it up. After cutting several axes, a big fat vole suddenly rushed out of the trunk. The farmer is afraid that it is haunted! , started to run.

8. A farmer friend wrote and asked, "What fertilizer should I buy?" I wrote back and suggested to him: "Fermented farmyard manure is the best." A few days later, he wrote again and asked, "Is the fertilizer in Daji better or the fertilizer in the fertilizer store?" I wrote back: "Everything is fine. However, the fertilizer store in Daji needs you to have high fertilization technology, and the fertilizer in the fertilizer store is more suitable for ordinary farmers. " A few days later, he wrote in a hurry and asked, "Is the fertilizer on the big collection fake?" I was silent.

9. A rural guy went on a blind date. The woman asked, "Do you have any special skills?" The young man thought for a moment and said, "I can cook." The woman paused and then asked, "Is your cooking delicious?" The young man scratched his head and said, "It's not delicious, but I can cook rice."

10 A farmer was walking on the road with a hoe when he suddenly saw a turtle. He stepped forward and asked, "What's hidden under your shell?" The tortoise replied, "This is the first time I have been asked this question. I have to think about it. " After a while, the tortoise said, "You think I'm a tortoise, but I'm actually a pangolin."