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A tall and strange hammer

One day in mid-June, Gao Daming, deputy director of Maogang District Civil Affairs Bureau and the third person in the bureau, walked into the unit duty room. He asked the people in the duty room where the hammer was.

Gao Daming's behavior is very strange. Facing the curious colleagues in the unit, he made a surprising speech, claiming to hit Liang Ritian with this hammer. The latter is the director of Maogang District Civil Affairs Bureau and the head of the bureau. No one takes this sentence seriously, because no official has ever done this in the history of Maogang District, and everyone thinks he is "joking".

But surprisingly, this "joke" soon became a reality.

/kloc-one afternoon in June, 0/8, near work, Gao Daming walked into the director's office on the fifth floor and found Liang Ritian to talk about things. Subsequently, there was a fierce quarrel between the two. Nearly 6 o'clock, Liang Ritian walked down the fifth floor, followed by Gao Daming. They quarreled again when they went downstairs.

At this time, outside the office building, Cai Kechang of the Special Care Unit of Maogang District Civil Affairs Bureau is driving a private car, waiting for Liang Ritian, ready to go somewhere by car together. After Liang Ritian went downstairs, he got into Cai Kechang's private car, and when he was ready to leave, he quarreled with Gao Daming who followed.

At this time, Gao Daming, who couldn't control his emotions, ran to the duty room, picked up a hammer and got into the car to hammer Liang Ritian, but the space in the carriage was narrow and he couldn't slam at all. Liang Ritian was only tampered with. At this critical moment, Mr. Cai's private car could not be started.

In desperation, Liang Ritian opened the car door and ran out, running west along the road in front of the unit, and Gao Daming chased after him with a hammer. After running more than 400 meters, Liang Ritian accidentally fell when he arrived at the eaves section where the entrance of Maogang District Government was located.

Gao Daming took the opportunity to catch up, and a hammer hit Liang Ritian's head, and suddenly blood flowed. Liang Ritian struggled to get up from the ground and continued to run. Gao Daming continues to chase after. At this time, a passenger motorcycle passed by, and Liang Ritian got on the motorcycle and left quickly before he was able to escape.

Afterwards, Gao Daming walked back to the unit, and he climbed to the fifth floor, which is the floor where the director's office is located. He pushed open the window, turned it out, stood on the eaves of the window, grabbed the window with one hand, and loudly complained about his grievances. The sudden scene attracted hundreds of people to watch and the police quickly rushed to the scene.

After learning the news, Gao Daming's wife rushed to the scene. She tried to persuade her husband not to jump off the building, saying that something should be solved by the superior and handled by the leader. Don't be so silly. Under the strong persuasion of his wife and the police, about half an hour later, Gao Daming came down from the fifth floor and was taken away by the police.

Liang Ritian's injury is not serious. He was treated in Maogang District People's Hospital. Afterwards, he said that the wound had only three stitches. At about 9 pm, when the reporter came to the hospital, he found that Liang Ritian had left.