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What are the top ten advantages of boys?
Secondly, from the perspective of fertility, men don't have to conceive in October and don't have to go through the pain of childbirth. As all married friends know, giving birth to a child is actually the hardest thing, and getting pregnant in October is nothing more than that. It is dangerous if there is dystocia or ectopic pregnancy. In the past, this was a great event that endangered the lives of adults and children. So from this perspective, being a man is good, and there is no direct physical danger.
Third, from the perspective of the relationship between men and women, when men and women have intimate relationships, it is often women who suffer. The same is true in reality. Many men don't want to use condoms when they do that. They say they don't want to scratch each other's boots, but women are in danger. Maybe they will win the bid. If the other person is the only thrill, that's all. If you meet an irresponsible Lord who just wants to have fun, it's over. You have to bear not only physical pain, but also psychological pain. Everyone has seen this kind of thing too much, so I won't say much.
Fourth, from the perspective of sexual morality, men will not be criticized by society even if they are philandering outside, but once women enter it, they will be whipped by the whole society. Can't you see that everyone is dealing with the problem of cheating between men and women? Women are actually under greater moral pressure. Men can laugh it off, women can't. Especially those prostitutes who come in and out, people talk about it with disdain, but when it comes to what men do, they are more curious than disdainful. Ask if you don't believe me.
Fifth, men will lose their temper, swear and fight, but women won't, at least most women won't. The traditional education of China culture makes most women introverted. When men are unhappy or angry, they can say some rude words and swear words loudly, and even swear and fight in public. No one will accuse him to his face. But women are different. As long as she swears casually in public, there will be strange eyes staring at her at once, and this woman will be classified as uneducated.
Sixth, men can smoke, drink and play cards, but women can't, at least most women can't. Although we will see some women smoking, drinking and playing cards, it is rare after all, and only on certain occasions. For example, if one day you see such a phenomenon, a group of women walking in the street, smoking cigarettes, what would you think? I think at least you will look back in surprise, and then you will feel that 80% of these women are in romantic places. Don't deny it. Oh, hehe.
Seventh, men have incomparable advantages over women in finding jobs. We know that it is difficult for graduates to find jobs now. In fact, it is more difficult for most female graduates to find jobs, and so are older women. On the one hand, many women can't work, on the other hand, many young women have to face the problem of having children in the process of work, which makes many job opportunities pass them by. Men don't have these problems.
Eighth, although men and women are now equal, women still have to make more efforts than men in family life. Nowadays, women not only have to go to work to earn money, but also do housework after work to serve the whole family. As for men, most of them don't need to be busy after work. For example, why are there fewer women who like football in China? Don't think that they don't like it in their bones, but because they leave all their time to men, they have no time to pay attention.
Ninth, men often say that women have long hair and short knowledge. Why do you say that? That makes sense. The so-called personality determines fate, personality determines thinking, and women's short knowledge is closely related to personality. Because of personality, women's way of thinking has become different from that of men, and they are not as good as men in analysis and judgment. Isn't there a saying that women are emotional animals and men are rational animals? Because of sensibility, women often suffer.
Tenth, the more beautiful a woman is, the greater the danger, while men will not. Why do you say that? Don't you see those women in romantic places, those women who are kept by rich people, are all beautiful roles. Although they will be beautiful for the time being, what about their ending? No, everyone knows that. What I said earlier is beauty. If you are a mediocre woman, don't take any chances. You are in danger, too. Just think about it. In addition, even those women who have a successful career, people usually don't say that she got it by her own ability, but infer that she is having an affair with a man with ulterior motives. If I were a man, it seems that there would be no such problem. Even if his career has only made a little progress, others or themselves will relish saying that I succeeded on my own. Haven't you heard Liu Xiaoqing's lament? It is difficult to be a man, difficult to be a woman, and more masculine to be a woman.
Use 1: "human sandbags"
When in a bad mood, you can use him to practice boxing and wax.
Use 2: "Powerful Bottle Opener"
Give him all the caps that can't be opened.
Use 3: "automatic massage reclining"
Sit on him and order him to massage.
Use 4: "Natural Heater"
It is cold in winter and can be used to keep warm.
Use 5: "small crane"
When you move, use it to move everything you can't move.
Application 6: "Value-added Machine"
This month's salary is gone. Use it to temporarily increase the value of your wallet.
Use 7: "Courier"
If you want to eat, but you are lazy and don't want to move, you can let him buy it.
Usage 8: "Soft pillow"
You can use his shoulder as a pillow on a long-distance bus or plane.
Use 9: "Super trash can"
You can give him all the leftovers you don't eat.
Use 10: "Stamp"
Say to your man, "kiss me! When he sticks out his tongue, you can stick a stamp on his tongue and stick it on the envelope.
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