Very classic and inspiring humorous sentences (51 selected sentences)

1. It’s easy to hide the obvious, but it’s hard to guard against the hidden.

2. Rock cuts paper, whoever loses will take off his pants.

3. In addition to teeth, there is love in the world.

4. The tongue is longer than the teeth, and the software is longer than the hardware.

5. Loneliness is a physical feeling and loneliness is a mental state.

6. I don’t want to be lovable, I just want to be a charming bad guy.

7. Marriage is like a maze, and the person who builds it gets lost first.

8. We never copy homework, we are just porters of answers.

9. Sometimes if you don’t work hard, you won’t know what despair is.

10. I treat you all as friends, but you treat me as a goddess.

11. Go out more often if you have nothing to do, just in case you are pushed into your pocket by a handsome guy.

12. When it comes to grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am handsome, I will be free.

13. I am even more afraid of seeing such bottomless mourning in his eyes.

14. If you are woken up by the heat at night, don’t forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.

15. Odie, let’s eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.

16. You should also follow Tencent’s example and call me “honey” every time I go online.

17. If I make you unhappy, don’t think too much about it. I did it on purpose.

18. You can let the kitten leave the meatloaf, but you can't let the meatloaf leave the kitten.

19. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not make you cry like me.

20. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize that being handsome can be so specific!

21. Why don’t I have a shockingly handsome deskmate, but I do have one?

22. Does the teacher in your class have any special skills? Yes, yes, the delay is long.

23. If you hear that people are ugly, you should read more. No wonder my mother said that I was not reading material since I was a child.

24. My sister is not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask her to answer this or that.

25. The only way to achieve happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don’t have

26. Human life is like shit. Sometimes you try really hard and all you can do is fart.

27. If we hadn’t made friends at the beginning, I wouldn’t know so many dirty jokes now.

28. My roommate always kicks the quilt when sleeping. I found that if I hurt my legs in time, I would definitely catch a cold.

29. Humor is a very important thing in life, so don’t let your life lack humor.

30. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was referring to me, but it turned out that it was not, but "beautiful as a goddess" was referring to me.

31. I never believed that seeing a shooting star can make a wish. I just want to keep my feet on the ground and collect Dragon Balls.

32. I can stay up late with you, and I can also advise you to go to bed early, but the best situation is for us to sleep together.

33. There is a cry of desolation. This math problem is beyond the scope of my Chinese understanding.

34. What pants can you wear to look younger? I feel like nothing makes you look younger than wearing diapers.

35. Give me a fulcrum, and I will tip my neighbor's car into the ditch, and let him honk his horn when he sees me.

36. Violence cannot solve problems. Come, let us sit down in peace and you praise me for an hour.

37. Someone asked me why I was so dark, and I laughed: One thing covers all the ugliness, you cover all the ugliness with nothing, but I am not ugly.

38. The longer I am in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, sometimes people are not people!

39. The kind of person who talks super funny, has a good temper, is considerate and gentle is really impeccable, like me.

40. I heard from my friends that it’s great to book a room. I went to book a room today too. Damn, it’s so cool. I sleep alone in such a big room.

41. On a whim that day, I used your photo as my computer desktop. Holy shit, I actually got a computer virus!

42. It’s not easy for a good-looking person to cheat. The invigilator couldn’t help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught.

43. Everyone says that making friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends around you are getting more and more good-looking.

44. Gold always sparkles, but when there is gold everywhere, I don’t know which one I am.

45. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming, witty, selfless laughter and loving deskmate.

46. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I curse. How could there be such a beautiful person in this world?

47. I was once threatened by high temperatures that I would rather freeze to death than turn into a hot dog. It was not until I was frozen like a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise is too young.

48. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to pick up girls in a Lamborghini? Do you want to use money to smoke? What are you waiting for? Hurry up and go to bed!

49. Examination is like being sick. It was depression before the exam and amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. When I got the test paper back, I had a heart attack.

50. What Samsung dropped to the ground was not its screen, but its heart; what Apple dropped to the ground was not its screen, but its kidneys; what Nokia dropped to the ground was not its screen, but its floor tiles.

51. Do you think that as long as you are beautiful, boys will like you? Do you think that as long as you have a beautiful girl, you will post it? Let me tell you, these are true!