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A man turned on gas and drank poison but survived. He smoked a cigarette to calm down and caused an explosion. What other jokes come from life?
I think how much this man wanted to die. He failed to die the first two times, so the Lord of Hell, moved by his sincerity, caused him to explode and die.
There are many such jokes in life. There was a joke before about an old lady who felt helpless because her husband passed away. Living alone in this world, it didn't make sense for her to choose to eat pesticides and die. She was seen in time and sent to the hospital for rescue. She was scolded by her children. On the way back from the hospital, she was killed in a car accident. A large truck hit the car she was returning to.
There was a man in the United States who wanted to know what it was like for people to really face death. He chose to take sleeping pills and die to feel the feeling of death. He took sleeping pills and was discovered by his wife and was saved. After rescuing him, he saw a patient in the hospital who was so frightened that he was frightened to death. When I heard this joke, I was thinking about how terrifying that person was, and how terrifying he was to scare people to death.
There is a person where I live who suffers from depression and always thinks about death and has hallucinations. She chose to commit suicide several times, but each time she was discovered by her family and stopped in time. One day she chose to jump into a cave, but was discovered on the way and stopped to go home. By the afternoon she was dead. The cause of death was a chicken wing stuck in her throat.
Life is beautiful, and no one should choose to commit suicide. Only your own life is the most precious. The darkness will always pass and dawn will come. Those who choose to commit suicide must believe that tomorrow will still be beautiful and not be defeated by the difficulties in front of them.
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