Fruit Agent’s Classic Lines

Lu Xiaoguo: 1. I am not a casual person, but when I am casual, I am not a human being! 2. I am not stubborn, but persistent! 3. If you don’t say anything, I will kill! Kill! Kill! 4. No matter how good your IQ is, it will be defeated by a brick. 5. Sure enough, no matter how good your skills are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives! 6. Love is the devil, it makes people drool! 7. As expected, lovers eventually become enemies! 8. Fortunately, I never wear underwear, otherwise people would see the color of my underwear. 9. There is no word surrender in my dictionary, because, because, there is no word in my dictionary! Tianshan Guo Lao: 1. Just call me—sister! 2. Please call me sister! 3. To be honest, you are really useless. Not only do you have a low IQ, but your EQ is also very bad~ 4. Hey! You haven't paid yet (Guobao Nu's special attack plus Ye Yan fainted immediately) and said treacherously: "It's also possible to pay in installments." 5. Hey, what, one of the three mahjongs is missing? oops! I'm not free now! Someone on my side is going to commit suicide! Let’s do this for now, no more chatting, bye! 6. Crazy Qingyang, aren’t you unfathomable? Get up quickly! You took away my pure first kiss, and I haven’t even settled the score with you yet! Dongfang Qiu: 1. If you want to achieve extraordinary things, you must use extraordinary means! 2. In heaven and on earth, I am the only one who is supreme. The five demons merge into one, and the demons dominate the heaven! 3. Cheng Liuxiang is the only one left. If I don’t trust him, who else can I trust? 4. If Heaven is sentimental, Heaven will also grow old, and the right path in the world will undergo vicissitudes of life. Xiao Guoding: 1. If you want to achieve extraordinary things, you must use extraordinary means! (Learn from the East to Seek Defeat) 2. I have been a walk-on for bad guys, a walk-on for good guys, and the protagonist of bad guys, but I have never been the protagonist of good guys. 3. Fourth Leader, you keep saying you are so angry, why aren’t you dead yet? 4. My name is Xiao Guoding. If you must call me a sidekick, please don't add the word "death" in front of it! 5. No, Cheng Liuxiang, why are you more stupid than me? Did you jump out just to blow us up? 6. Notoriety is better than no name. Being able to be infamy for thousands of years is also a level. There are no thieves in the world: 1. As the saying goes, if the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the people are humble, they will be invincible! 2. Yes, let others end your fight! 3. Being mean is also an attitude! Rebellious ministers and traitors: 1. Confucius is right: only villains and women are difficult to raise in the world! ~ (Hmph, what a shame! How dare you scold a woman!) Thieving eyebrows: 1. Humph! You can call me despicable, but you can't call me a Yakuza, let alone a Yakuza! 2. Can you call me - handsome leader? 3. Keep a line in your life so that we can meet again in the future. 4. You're just a side hustle (Xiao Guoding)! 5. What? Vitality bomb! It's obviously a spoof of Dragon Ball! Myolie Wu: 1. I only want two kinds of flowers, one is to spend when I have money, and the other is to spend casually. Collaboration lines 1, "Thousands of Miles Away" (Pineapple Blowing Snow, Pear Blossom Poetry): Pear Blossom Poetry: I send you away, thousands of miles away, you are silent black and white Pineapple Blowing Snow: Investment failed, the stock market was in disaster, and I still owe loan sharks Pear Blossom Poetry: I Send you away, beyond the end of the world, are you still in Pineapple Blowing Snow: Lehman is not here, the bull market is not here, use a knife to pay off the debt (stab yourself with a telescopic sword) 2. Hero: Jelly Academy Xing Wuji: Extraordinary Xing Hero: Fruit Treasure Special Attack Jin Wuji: Top Guagua Hero: He knows Tai Chi. Sword Wuji: Tai Chi Sword Hero: I know Iron Head Kung Fu. Wuji: Gong———— Soldier: Shut up (Give Wuji a stick) Funny dialogue 1. Tianshan Guolao: Guobao Special Attack, aren’t you usually very good at making things happen? Now hurry up and make things up. The thief is the father: Make things up. What a waste? If I go up there, the battle will be over in three minutes! A World Without Thieves: Yes, let others end your fight! 2. Pineapple Chuixue: (to Lu Xiaoguo) Let’s aim and you’ll launch. Lu Xiaoguo: Are you that worried about me? Pineapple Blowing Snow: It’s not that I’m worried. Orange Liuxiang: I am very worried. Lu Xiaoguo: Huh, use my weapon to show off. Pineapple Chuixue: Lu Xiaoguo, we are all brothers, so we don’t need to distinguish ourselves so clearly.

What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine! 3. Thieving eyebrows and rat eyes (said to the captured villagers): Listen carefully! Men, stand on the left, women, stand on the right, please be honest! Xiao Guoding: The fourth master, then which side should we stand on? Thief eyebrows and rat eyes: Nonsense, of course I stand in the middle! Xiao Guoding: Stand in the middle? So are we male or female? 4. Ye Yan: They have become the special attack girls of Guobao. Orange fragrance: What? Guobao, a green onion? (While talking, he took out a green onion from his back) 5. Orange Liuxiang: I want to expose your ugliness in front of the camera, so that all the children can clearly see you without underwear! Take action and let everyone in the world see you clearly and see how stupid and naive you are. Recognizing thieves as fathers: Ah, you... Cheng Liuxiang: From now on, the paparazzi will follow you every day. They will follow you when you eat, they will follow you when you poop, and they will follow you when you poop. When you open your eyes, you see the paparazzi; when you close your eyes, you see the paparazzi with your eyes closed. No matter where you go, there are paparazzi everywhere! Recognizing a thief as a father: You, you, you, wow! I won’t play anymore, I won’t play anymore! You always laugh at others, I won’t play, I won’t play, I won’t play! Help, mom! 6. Xiao Guoding: I have been a walk-on for the bad guys, a walk-on for the good guys, and the protagonist of the bad guys, but I have never been the protagonist of the good guys. Pineapple Fubuki: So you finally wanted to give it a try? Xiao Guoding: Bingo! All hits! Orange Liuxiang: So that’s it. Xiao Guoding, it seems that the best actor and best supporting actor in this cartoon are none other than you! Pineapple Fubuki: You are now a well-deserved all-around actor. Xiao Guoding: (takes out the fan) Sorry, rude! Lihua Shi: No, you have never been the best heroine. Xiao Guoding: Huh? (Fainted immediately) 7. Hua Ruyi: Brother Xiaoguo, let’s go to the Shaolin Temple to soak in the hot springs! Lu Xiaoguo: Are there hot springs in Shaolin Temple? Hua Ruyi: Yes, I heard that I burned it myself (pineapple blows snow, pear blossom poem pours) Lu Xiaoguo: I heard that men and women cannot bathe together in the Shaolin Temple! Hua Ruyi: What can men and women do together? Lu Xiaoguo: Why don’t we make noodles together (Xiang Yiduo) 8. Thieving eyebrows: Who is coming? Hero: I am your father! Wuji: I am your grandfather! Hero (furious): Wuji! Have you made a mistake? I am his father and you are his grandfather, so I will no longer be your son! 9. Lu Xiaoguo: He is indeed a smart and intelligent heroic master! Hero: Bingxue clever is used to describe girls.

Orange Liuxiang: No! Eaten! Lu Xiaoguo: Isn’t he so hungry? 16. Rebellious ministers and traitors: Scholars can be killed but not humiliated! Pineapple Blowing Snow: Oh, since you are so courageous, then fine, I will help you! The traitor: No! You should continue to insult me! 17. Lu Xiaoguo: (surprised) Wow! Wow! Pineapple Blowing Snow: (inverted) You used the wrong word. Lu Xiaoguo: Isn’t it a reflection of the past? Shangguan Ziyi: (Seriously) No, it’s Nirvana! 18. Lu Xiaoguo: Orange Liuxiang, you are indeed a new generation of internet celebrity after Sister Furong! Orange Liuxiang: Don’t compare me with Sister Furong! Four teachers: Grandma Guo, are you okay? Grandma Tianshan: Please...please call me...sister 19. Pineapple Blowing Snow: Because my face is hateful. Fake Pear Blossom Poem: No, you are pretty, Delicious! Pineapple Blowing Snow: Because I bought a large amount of Lehman mini-bonds and now I am completely broke. Fake pear poem: No, you are in debt because you have the courage to try! Pineapple Blowing Snow: I am a philistine, uneducated and a philandering pineapple head. Fake Pear Blossom Poetry: No, you are romantic, suave, erudite, talented, have many girlfriends and friends, just to help them enrich their life and experience! 20. Tianshan Guo Lao: Do ??you want your orange battle treasure to become the strongest fruit treasure mecha? Orange Liuxiang: Think! Tianshan Guo Lao: Then come with me! Orange Liuxiang: Where to go? Tianshan Guolao: Pay the tuition! (Orange is fragrant) 21. Pineapple Blowing Snow: No matter how good your skills are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives! Lu Xiaoguo: (throwing a brick over it, causing the pineapple to blow over with snow) Cut it! No matter how good your intelligence is, one brick will knock you down! 22. Recognize the thief as your father: What kind of knife is this? Orange fragrance: kitchen knife! Pineapple Fubuki: What a powerful kitchen knife! Lu Xiaoguo: Sure enough, no matter how good your kung fu is, you are still afraid of kitchen knives. 23. Pineapple Xiaowei: Ziyi, don’t be sad, I believe lovers will eventually get married. Pineapple Chuixue: Yes, rich people will eventually get married. Pear blossom poem (take out the wolf poem) Hitting a pineapple with a dental stick (Flowing Snow): That’s right, a philistine! Pineapple Xiaowei: Lihua Shi, why did you hit him? Lihua Shi: Why are you feeling distressed? Pineapple Xiaowei: No, I want to fight with you. (Take out the mace and blow the snow on the pineapple) 24. Pear Blossom Poetry: Pineapple, village! I wonder if Pineapple Blowing Snow is here too? Shangguan Ziyi: Wow, the girls in Pineapple Village are as beautiful as flowers. There’s no guarantee that Pineapple Chuixue won’t abandon her friends and come here to play. Lihua Shi: Humph, men are the most likely to cheat, animals! Shangguan Ziyi: Lihua Shi, your understanding is quite profound! Lihua Shi: If Pineapple Fubuki dares to betray me (while picking up a bottle of soy sauce), I will (spin in a circle and throw the bottle to the ground, the bottle breaks) to kill! A pineapple vendor: Wow, my soy sauce, you have to pay me eight yuan! (Jumps back to the soy sauce stall, holding a sign: eight yuan a bottle) The cheapest soy sauce in the village, eight yuan a bottle! If you pass by, don’t miss it! Customers: Hey, the soy sauce here is really cheap. Come and buy it. Another pineapple vendor: Wow, what a tearful sale! (Give me a sign: 80 cents a bottle) 80 cents a bottle of soy sauce, buy one get one free! A customer: Hey, the soy sauce is cheaper over there, let’s go there quickly! The second pineapple vendor: That’s right, that’s right, come and buy it! Buy one get one free, buy one get one free! The first pineapple vendor: The price is skyrocketing! A dime a bottle! (Standing on a high platform with several stools put together) I jumped - A customer: The prices are really jumping off the building over there, let’s go there quickly. Shangguan Ziyi: No, are you really selling soy sauce to the point of jumping off the building? Do you want to be so awesome? 25. Grandma Tianshan Guo: Masters, I can’t waste any more time. I’m going to Huaguo Mountain now. Goodbye. Orange Liuxiang: Tianshan, oh, sister, see you later. Wuji & Hero: What, sister? Ye Yan: Is he calling me? 26. Hua Ruyi: (Singing) Xiaoguo Xiaoguo Our friend, you are our boyfriend! Shangguan Ziyi: Hua Ruyi, Lu Xiaoguo is your boyfriend, not ours! Hua Ruyi: Oh, (singing) Xiaoguo Xiaoguo, my boyfriend is not their boyfriend! Shangguan Ziyi: Hua Ruyi, are you tired of having little fruits all day long?

Hua Ruyi: (Singing) Not annoying, not annoying, not annoying at all, oh! Hua Ruyi tripped over a stone. 27. The rebellious ministers and traitors scolded Guobao Girl for her special attack. Papaya Boy said: "Rebellious ministers and traitors, you can call me Papaya Boy, but you can never scold the woman behind me!" Shangguan Ziyi gave Papaya Boy a Quan: "Who is the woman behind you!?" 28. Shangguan Ziyi: Today, we, Guobao Special Attack, can die together! Hua Ruyi: Yes, sister Ziyi, we can finally die together! Lu Xiaoguo: It’s a pity that one of our three brothers in Taoyuan was missing. Shangguan Ziyi: But we can go see him soon! Pineapple Xiaowei: Who are you talking about? Pear Blossom Poetry: It’s him. 29. Dongfang Qiubai: Burn, little universe! Cheng Liuxiang: What? Fruit Attack: Saint Seiya? ! ! ! 30. Pineapple Blowing Snow: The next sentence should be: Look at me, Pegasus Meteor Fist! Dongfang Qiufei: Look at me, magic bursting fist! 31. Recognize the thief as your father: So, does the Demon King have other sources of energy? A World Without Thieves: No. Recognizing thieves as fathers: Such a straightforward answer sounds very chilling. 32. (The thief-faced rat-eye was knocked down by the Fruit Girl Special Attacker) Little Guoding: Wow, it’s so easy to get the game over. It seems that these Fruit Girl Special Attackers are not just walk-ons! Shangguan Ziyi: Humph, a small role? It's your turn to deal with this walk-on! Xiao Guoding: You! Don't come over here! As a walk-on, I am different from others! Shangguan Ziyi: Oh? What's the difference? Little fruit bite? Xiao Guoding: How do you know my name is Xiao Guoding? Lihua Shi: Humph! Super walk-on! Xiao Guoding: I am different from others as a walk-on! I learned the Double Jay Clan from Zhou Jiegun. (Shows weapon) I have Zhou Jiegun in my left hand and Double Jay Clan in my right hand, hahahaha! (Throw it a few times) And you can also summon weapons with your left and right hands, turning them into nunchakus in your left hand and Jay Chou in your right hand, hey! ! ! (Soared into the sky, but hit his head with the stick) Oops. Hua Ruyi: What do you mean? Shangguan Ziyi: Nonsense. Lihua Shi: Super, a small role! 33. Cheng Liuxiang: "My cousin's uncle's second uncle is the best at drunken boxing. He once taught me a few tricks." Pineapple Blowing Snow: "Your cousin's uncle's second uncle, who is he? "Cheng Liuxiang: "He is the great hero of our Cheng family. Like me, his surname is Cheng and his name is Long." Pineapple Blowing Snow: "Ah, Cheng Long?"