What are some jokes about Germany?

If you lose a dollar in the street, the British will never panic, just shrug their shoulders and walk forward as if nothing had happened. Americans are likely to call the police, leave their phone number after reporting, and then chew gum and leave.

Japanese people must hate their carelessness. When they get home, they will review it repeatedly and never let themselves lose it again. Only the Germans are different. They will immediately draw coordinates and squares within 100 square meters of the lost location, and look for them one by one with a magnifying glass.

Joke 2

Another joke is that if there is a fly in the beer, Americans will immediately call a lawyer, the French will refuse to pay, the British will be humorous, and the Germans will clamp the fly with tweezers and carefully check whether there is bacteria in the beer.

Joke 3

Hell is: eating English food, letting Italians direct traffic and watching German TV programs.

Worse than hell: eating German food, taking German trains and watching German TV programs.