Wrong word joke composition 500 words

A friend told me an incident with her childhood boyfriend. I was shopping with him that day, and suddenly a child poked around the corner. She exclaimed to him, "It's just like when you were a child! He compared the gesture of "shh" and whispered, "That was when I was a child! I took a time machine! " My friend said angrily, "What are you doing here? "Come and see if I will be with you when I grow up," he said.

What is a real house? This morning, I saw a buddy standing at the entrance of the building wearing a shorts vest, looking at the snowflakes on the ground and saying, "Winter is here!" " ! "

When the foolish old man lay dying, his descendants gathered around the bed and watched him open his mouth again and again. The eldest son knew that his wish had not come true, so he leaned in to listen. Yu Gong said with difficulty, "Move mountains, move mountains." . . The eldest son paused for a moment: "it's shiny, and there are little stars all over the sky." " .。 Thanks, Dad! "

On campus, if you can't find a girlfriend, please don't think that girls are rich and dislike your poverty. Please don't think that girls are powerful and don't value your background. Please don't think that girls are short-sighted and can't see your efforts and bright future. Campus is not as dark as society. The girls on campus are just children. They just don't like your ugliness

Going to school in the morning, I was stopped at the door and asked why I didn't wear a school uniform! Isn't today Saturday? Who stipulates that you can't wear school uniforms on Saturday! Then tell me who stipulated that you should go to school on Saturday! I left without looking back, leaving the teacher alone in the wind. I'm a tm courier. Give me a school uniform! ! !

Don't mess with me I am a man who has watched more than 700 episodes of Conan. Know more than 600 kinds of killing methods, master more than 200 kinds of secret room killing methods, know hundreds of poisons, make all kinds of alibis, and skillfully use fishing lines, tape recorders, daggers, poisonous needles and other tools to do cases. Remember, don't mess with me, or you won't know how you died.

She is the most boring employee in the whole company. I didn't expect to be accosted by the manager one day. "I have a car. Can I give it to you?" Her heart beat faster. She shook her head and said, "No." "You're welcome." "Does your lover mind?" "No" "How embarrassing ..." "Hehe, do you want to give me a word?" She finally nodded bravely, but she couldn't help adding, "What you gave me is mine. Don't go back. "

My life circle is very small. I walk around, full of familiar friends, but it's really big. I'll never find anyone like you again. "

In the deep mountains, two monks, an old man and a young man, are preaching. The wind is fluttering. One young monk said it was the wind, and another young monk said it was fluttering. There was an argument for a while, and the old monk said slowly, "It's not the wind, it's not the flutter, it's your two hearts." The two young monks immediately stopped arguing and blushed. The big monk took the little monk's hand and said falteringly, "Master … Master, you … know everything …"

For a month, he went to the canteen every morning to buy breakfast for the goddess, who just refused to be with him. The girl who sells bread waits for him every day, and then blushes and hands him the hottest bread. The aunt in the canteen saw it and said to him, "Young man, let's give up the girl who doesn't like you and find one from us." He always smiles and nods. Sure enough, a month later, he gave up the goddess and left with his aunt in the canteen.