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Composition title: He (she) really makes me _ _ _ _
I remember that in the past hot summer, a classmate and I played ball at school for about two hours. We went to a roadside shop and opened a cold drink.
As soon as we entered the shop, we both felt a chill. "Two classmates, what would you like to drink?" The shopkeeper is an amiable grandmother. I said, "Two cokes, the cooler the better. We like it. " "Don't drink two cokes, it won't quench your thirst. Drink Red Bull! Very cool. " He quickly corrected it for me. Grandma seemed a little surprised and said, "Red Bull? You are still students, and drinking red bull is not good for your health. " "It's okay, I'm not afraid we're drunk." She said firmly. Later, she took out some drinks from the refrigerator and put them on the table.
We took out 100 yuan and said to grandma, "We want red bull!" " "Grandma shook her head. The friend said at this moment: "If you have money, you won't earn it! "
She said word for word: "two classmates, you have read grandma wrong." I am so old, I have never thought about how much money I can earn for myself when I open this small shop! " "Her words were firm and powerful, and he was stunned by her words." We don't want red bull, let's have two cups of green tea! ""good! "Grandma brought it to us to drink.
From grandma's behavior, I realized that to be a simple person, don't be tempted by money, be a slave to money and work for it.
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