Help me to provide some humorous jokes.

1, the goalkeeper said to the players of his team, "You know, when I was guarding the goal, I often thought that it would be nice if the ball could become as big as the goal and the goal could become as small as the ball ..."

2. The Secretary handed a document to the Secretary, and the Secretary asked, "Is this content true?"

The director patted his chest and said loudly, "It must be true!"

"How do you know?"

The director said flatly, "Because it was faxed!"

The mother suggested that her daughter marry a very old rich man, but her daughter objected: "No! No way! Just can't! He is too old! "

Mother: "It doesn't matter if you are older, it's not for you to cook."

4. By bus, an 80-year-old grandmother came with a big bag in her hand. Then a young man offered her his seat.

After a minute, the old woman said to the young man, "handsome boy, thank you!" " "

Everyone around him was shocked. The young man reacted for a long time and replied, "You're welcome, beauty."

A group of people eat in a remote and desolate shop. There were six people, but the waitress brought seven pairs of chopsticks.

A colleague smiled: "What a good beginning of a ghost story." Everyone laughed.

The waiter looked at us awkwardly, counted, and said shyly, "Sorry, the count is wrong." Then take out two pairs of chopsticks. The table suddenly became silent. Classic library, hope to adopt, thank you!