A funny sentence to describe yourself

Lead: With regard to the funny sentences about describing yourself, on the road of life, many times you can't see the future clearly and can't go back to the past. Let's take a look at the related contents that I have sorted out for you.

1. Although I lied to you, you have to believe me!

2. Since ancient times, whoever has no excrement has kept healthy every day.

3. Money is a good medicine blindly, which has blatant effects.

4. You can make do with your life and pay attention to it!

5. Handsome is useless! In the end, it was eaten by a pawn!

6, the old man is old, and the old man is old, and the wife is my wife and the wife of others.

7. Life is so vast and there is so much homework.

8. Are you dissatisfied with the world when you grow up like this?

9. I don't know if loving you is a thoughtful reason.

1. When I make a comeback, everyone will die.

11. If you can't be his goddess, be your own queen.

12. If you want to pick the moon, please look at your own altitude first.

13. Or: Take other people's road and leave others with no way out.

14. Some people look much better than real people when they make masks.

15. I'm not yours. Little raccoon, it's fun to play without you.

16. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them find it.

17. Actually, the Japanese know nothing but "Japan" and "myself".

18. Men pretend to understand when they don't understand, while women are just the opposite.

19. Don't think that you are a gourd doll with shit on your head.

2, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

21, the leaves leave, is the tree not to retain, or the pursuit of the wind?

22. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

23. Although I can't help all living beings, I can do harm to them.

24. Durex's bankruptcy is not a tragedy, but Durex's bankruptcy is a tragedy.

25. Children's shoes, throw an egg at anyone who talks nonsense.

26. It's better to say that it doesn't matter if you swallow it.

27. Without words, let me tell you what love is.

28. Half of my life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.

29. They said the Internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was real.

3, you can't satisfy everyone, because not all people are human!

31. Goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair, add water, ignite and cover the pot!

32. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks like a lot, but it's not enough to use it.

33. Please don't say that I have changed. Have I changed into your daughter-in-law or your mother?

34. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

35. The three most romantic words are not "I love you", but "together".

36, depravity is not terrible, what is terrible is that when a person falls, he is very awake!

37. Elder sister, I guess Nu Wa must have poured three catties of iron into your face when she made a baby.

38. Opportunities are like Yin JING. As long as you hold them in your hand, you will get bigger and bigger.

39. It's not that you make me silent, but that you make me speechless.

4, love is very humble, very humble. If the other person doesn't love you.

41. As the saying goes, peace of mind is naturally cool. So, I lay in bed and pretended to be dead.

42. Time is really precious. It was only a second before someone robbed the toilet.

43. Dear, I believe you will conquer my parents and marry me home.

44. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

45. You can't walk by the river without wet shoes. Since your shoes are wet, just take a bath.

46. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

47, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light?

48. I have nothing to be afraid of. I have no intention of leaving alive since I came into this world.

49. I study, work, live and live like a person!

5. It is said that men are liars. Who knows how many men have been cheated by women.

51. I thought I was decadent. Today, I realized that my morning paper was scrapped.

52. You think you are a saint, but you are just a mental derangement among human beings.

53. If one day you suddenly turn around, will you bump into me in a mess?