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A violinist, a singer and a tramp have been trapped in the desert for three days. Walking, the tramp noticed what he kicked and squatted down to find it was a magic lamp. He rubbed the magic lamp and it appeared at once.

"Master, I can realize your three wishes. What do you want? "

At this moment, the violinist immediately said, "I want to go home!" " "

The violinist disappeared in an instant and he returned to the air-conditioned room.

The singer also made a wish at once: "I want to go home, too!" " "

The singer immediately returned to the room full of his posters.

At this time, the monster looked at the tramp and asked, "Does the master want to go home, too?"

"No, I'm homeless. Ah, those two aren't here, so I'm not used to it. I really hope they both come back. "

"Yes, master."

In this way, the violinist and singer who just returned to China instantly appeared in front of the tramp.

No way, since I was recalled, I had to admit that I was unlucky and continue to follow the tramp. Violinists and singers spoke ill of homeless people behind his back all the way.

"Hey? This seems to be another magic lamp. "

The violinist and singer looked at the tramp. Sure enough! He has another magic lamp in his hand. The singer tried to rush forward but was stopped by the violinist.

The violinist said to the tramp, "Since you have found the magic lamp first, you should make a wish first." With that, he winked at the singer.

"Yes, yes!" The singer echoed.

The tramp rubbed the magic lamp and a lamp god appeared.

"Master, I can realize your three wishes. Tell me what you want. "

"I don't want anything now, you can go."

"Yes, master."

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