Two-part allegorical sayings and ancient and modern jokes

Shave your head with a pole-you're hot-headed

Say so-and-so participates in everything: she belongs to Mu Guiying-bursts can't fail.

2. Diamonds last forever, but one lasts forever.

Black hair, made in China.

Ensure the completion of nutritional goals.

3, a, a good horse with a good saddle, a good woman with a luxurious dinner. Like a beautiful tiger, crayfish is enough-heart.

B, if you still exist in this world, then the world is meaningful to me anyway, but if you leave, no matter how good the world is, it is just a desert in my eyes, and I am like a lonely ghost. -"Struggle" Millay said to Lu Tao

C did you see it? This guy talks a lot about his mother-in-law. It seems that there is a fly all day. Hum … Sorry, it's not one. It's a bunch of flies around you. Hum … Hum … Fly to your ear. Help!

So I caught the fly and burst its belly, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed his neck with its intestines and pulled hard, oh! -a Chinese odyssey.

A meat thief went to Beijing to sell meat, stopped to urinate in front of a toilet on the side of the road and hung the meat outside. A second saw this and stole the meat.

Let's go Before he could go far, A had come out of the toilet, grabbed B and asked B if he had seen someone take his from the toilet.

Meat. B was afraid that A would see through, so he put the meat in his mouth early and said impatiently, "You are such an idiot! Hang the meat outside the door, how can you not hang it?

Lose? If you put meat in your mouth like me, is there any reason to drop it? "