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Who will provide ten stories of Fortress Besieged, each story is about 100 words? Just give a brief introduction.

1, three universities, London, Paris and Berlin, have been changing during their four years abroad; But nothing happened. Before returning to China, I bought my parents a fake graduation certificate from Clayton University. His father and father-in-law didn't know the inside story, so they put an advertisement in the newspaper.

2. The headmaster of the local county middle school asked him to give a lecture on "The influence of western culture in the history of China and its review", but he forgot to bring his lecture notes in a hurry. In front of a room full of boys and girls, he made a big joke, saying that only two things in the west will last forever in China society, one is opium and the other is syphilis.

3. Fang Hung-chien has national integrity and the spirit of justice. When he worked in Huamei News Agency, he was warned by the concession authorities for publishing fierce news editorials. The editor-in-chief Mr. Wang resigned angrily because the puppet government tried to buy the newspaper. Fang Hung-chien resigned despite his wife's opposition.

When I was in San Lv University, at the engagement party with Sun Roujia, Li Meiting lied to them about their love affair, which made them feel humiliated. Fang Hung-chien said, "You are a good man!" Li had to give up. This sentence is an evaluation of Li by a restless widow on her way to college. On the way, I wanted to hook up with widow Li.

Sue likes Fang Hung-chien, but Fang Hung-chien has no feelings for Sue. In the evening, he kissed Sue on impulse. Fang Hung-chien likes Sue's cousin. Tang Xiaofu liked Fang Hung-chien very much at first. After being rejected by Fang Hung-chien, Sue slandered Fang Hung-chien in front of him in retaliation, which led to his breaking up with him.

6. Zhao, Fang Hung-chien and Li were finally admitted to the university. In order to escape the war, San Lv University was reorganized, with only 158 students. Nine times out of ten the newly hired professor didn't come. Fang Hung-chien was hired as an associate professor of Chinese Department because he had no degree certificate.

7. Fang Hung-chien wants to fly from Guilin to Hong Kong and then return to Shanghai. He wrote to Zhao and got him a plane ticket. Zhao wrote back that his mother would also fly from Chongqing to Hong Kong. Fang Hung-chien got married in Hong Kong, and met Zhao and Su in Hong Kong. The latter is Cao Yuanlang's wife. Sue snubbed Fang Hung-chien and felt wronged. Back at the hotel, I had a big fight with Fang Hung-chien.

Sun Roujia and Fang Hung-chien are always quarrelling. They all want to act according to their own will, and as a result, conflicts often occur. They quarrel about choosing a job, their relatives, their friends, and even for no reason, just for one sentence. The combination of husband and wife is like meeting an enemy and treating each other as a punching bag. Jou-chia asked Hung-chien to work in her aunt's factory, but Hung-chien wanted to go to Chongqing to find Zhao Meixin. They had another big fight about it, and finally hung-chien left home. Wandering alone in the street, I finally decided to go home and make up with Jou-chia. When I got home, I found Jou-chia had left.

9. Fang Hung-chien lost his job in the newspaper office. In order to keep him away from the Soviet Union, Zhao introduced him to teach at the university, and Gao Songnian, the president of the university, urged Zhao to be the director of the political department of the university many times. After being rejected by Miss Su, he agreed.

10. After returning to Shanghai, Sun Roujia doesn't want to go to her husband's family right away, but she must go back to her mother's family first. Her mother-in-law thinks Sun Roujia's shelf is too big and rigid. I am also very upset that she didn't kowtow to her in-laws when she first met, so she often insinuated her relationship with her son. Jou-chia has two sisters-in-law. At first, there were many contradictions, but when her father-in-law praised Sun Roujia as a new woman who can stand on her own feet, she immediately regarded her as * * * and let bygones be bygones. Sun Roujia never dreamed that she became the peacemaker of two sisters-in-law. They not only criticize and slander Sun Roujia behind his back, but also often hide their talents when they talk face to face.