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I am a girl, and my hair is cut quite short, so I can't tie it. I'm afraid my classmates will laugh at me and comfort myself.
Foreigner: I'm sorry!
Student: Sorry, it's three!
Foreigner: What did you say?
Student: Sorry, five!
The above story shows that our students' oral English has improved, but their listening ability is still not good, but foreigners sometimes make mistakes.
A foreigner traveled to Tangshan and lived in a local farmhouse. When he got up in the morning, he saw a cat in the yard and played with it. At this time, the old lady of this family came out and said, what should I do if I mess up the cat? The foreigner thought it was good morning, so he replied, "Good morning!" " In the evening, the old lady saw foreigners washing clothes again and said, what about fiddling with clothes? The foreigner quickly replied, "Good evening!"
I really admire China people, even the old lady speaks English so well! Late at night, the foreigner made a glass of milk, drank it and got ready for bed. The old lady saw him. She asked the foreigner: What about playing with milk? Hearing this, foreigners even said "good night!" Can say, completely confused.
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