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A: People have different hobbies.

Yes, each has its own advantages.

a； You see, our neighbor has a hobby.

What do you like?

I like fishing. Every week, several comrades come back from fishing, and there is one in the west room. The woman was jealous when she saw her neighbor fishing. Tell his people, "Dan's father".

What about Dan's father?

A: This means pointing to the child's nickname and talking to his lover. "His father, you see juwan, juwan, when people rest every week, they all go fishing. You see the people in that room are cooking fish, and the people in this room are frying fish, so let's have some fish soup! Can you fish? " His man can't fish, he only talks big. "What's the matter? Can I fish? I don't fish. If I do, all the fish in the pit will be mine. " "Then why don't you go fishing?" "It's okay. With you, I will buy a fishing rod. " Buy a fishing rod with a particularly long hook and say to his lover, "You find me a foreign pocket."

B: What do you need foreign pockets for?

A: It is used to hold fish. On Saturday night, he said to his lover, "Dan's mother, bake me a candy cake."

Why bake candy cakes?

A: Take it tomorrow. It's delicious when you're hungry. This is a day to go. Get up early the next day, carrying a fishing rod and holding a foreign pocket. "Dan's mother, I went fishing. You have prepared the fish seasoning. When I come back at night, I will cook. "

This means that fishing is safe.

Yes, I went all day and didn't come back until evening.

B: How many fish did you catch?

A: I missed it. As soon as he entered the door, his wife asked him, "Dan, his father, how many fish did you catch?" "I'm fishing? Bad luck! Not that inch. I'm going to catch fish. When several children came to take a bath, the water was all mixed and the fish ran away. But I am good at it. Several children are doing their best to flop cards there. How can I fish? I hooked the hook, but the fish didn't come up and hooked the child's cheek. " "What shall we do?" "It doesn't matter, these guys don't fish, do they? I'm going to a gang next week. " '

B: What else can this fish do?

It's Sunday again. Tell his wife, "I'll go fishing tomorrow after his mother bakes me two sugar cakes."

B: Two more?

A: Get up tomorrow morning and walk away with a fishing rod. I went all day and came back at night, but I didn't catch any. As soon as he entered the door, his wife asked him, "Dan, his father, how many fish did you catch?" "I'm fishing? Bad luck! Catch the wind. Eight winds. " "No, how did people catch uncles?" "ah! Inches. We are still fishing in a pit. There is no wind there, but there is wind here. "

What is this wind? Maybe this is a whirlwind.

A: "Never mind, come back next week." By Saturday night, "Dan's mother, you bake me three sugar cakes." Hearing this, his lover was very happy. While rolling a cake, he said, "Dan's father, you are so awkward!" " You didn't catch any fish, but you have a long appetite. "The next day, he got up early and left again. I went all day and didn't catch any. He loves face, so he thought about it and went to the fish market with a fishing rod. After such a turn in the fish market, the fish seller wants to know. Look, this one caught me with a fishing rod. He looked down and saw that the fish was quite neat. "Boss, how much is this fish? ""Thirty-five cents. " "Give me four catties. "The shopkeeper gave four pounds." Is this enough for you? ""Look at my weight, how tall I am. " "Rao article again? Spare one, spare one. "He began to get bored. The shopkeeper brought another big one. I am happy to go home. As soon as I entered the alley, I shouted, "Mom Dan, I'm fishing! "Get the big wooden basin!"

Why is he yelling?

A: In order for the neighbors to hear. His wife took a wooden basin and poured it inside. It was like this: "Did you see it?" Everything is alive and everyone is fresh. "The aunt in the neighborhood is here." Alas, his father, fishing is coming. Let me see, alas! This little fish is really beautiful! ""aunt! It's called skill, so we won't fish. Go to the pit and have a look. This dial is very neat. It's over! I'll grab this dial. "Aunt took a look and found a flaw.

B: Why?

A: The fish you caught is different from the fish you bought. There are all kinds of fish, big and small. At first glance, his fish is not only big on one side, but also crucian carp. "Oh, Dan's dad, did you buy this fish?" Hearing this, he was anxious! What kind of things? Bought? Going to other people's houses is fishing, so you buy it when you come to my house? "It's nice to be an old neighbor aunt in our old street. You can be careful what you say. I have a seizure. If you want to make me angry, you can take full responsibility. " When his wife saw it, she wanted to fight with someone and quickly came over: "Aunt! He caught the fish. You see, it's quite a lot, more than two kilograms. " As soon as he heard this, he rushed over: "What a thing! More than two kilograms? You go and ask, four catties is high, and people still spare a big one! "

sketch

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Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke? Jgw crosstalk bubble

Boy A: There is no Jgw crosstalk bubble.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please. Jgw crosstalk bubble

A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it ... JGW crosstalk foam.

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ... JGW crosstalk bubble

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[Scene 2] Jgw crosstalk bubble

Teacher: Do you smoke? Jgw crosstalk bubble

Boy B: No Jgw crosstalk bubble.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please. Jgw crosstalk bubble

B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A. Jgw crosstalk bubble.

Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup? Jgw crosstalk bubble

B accidentally dipped too much, and immediately played with his fingers ... JGW crosstalk foam.

Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ... JGW crosstalk bubble

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Teacher: Do you smoke? Jgw crosstalk bubble

Boy C: No Jgw crosstalk bubble.

Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries. Jgw crosstalk bubble

Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat. Jgw crosstalk bubble

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates? Jgw crosstalk bubble

C picked up French fries and put them on his ear ... JGW crosstalk foam.

Teacher: No? Call your parents ... JGW crosstalk bubble

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Teacher: Do you smoke? Jgw crosstalk bubble

Boy D: No Jgw crosstalk bubble.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. Jgw crosstalk bubble

Eating French fries in fear. Jgw crosstalk bubble

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates? Jgw crosstalk bubble

D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again. Jgw crosstalk bubble

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming! Jgw crosstalk bubble

D quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on ... JGW crosstalk foam with his foot.

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

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Teacher: Do you smoke? Jgw crosstalk bubble

Boy E: No, Jgw crosstalk bubble.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. Jgw crosstalk bubble

E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat? Jgw crosstalk bubble

E quickly handed me the French fries with both hands, and then took out a lighter ... JGW crosstalk foam.

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ... JGW crosstalk bubble

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Teacher: Do you smoke? Jgw crosstalk bubble

Boy F: No Jgw crosstalk bubble.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries. Jgw crosstalk bubble

I ate it in fear. Jgw crosstalk bubble

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming! Jgw crosstalk bubble

F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster! Jgw crosstalk bubble

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth. Jgw crosstalk bubble

F takes out French fries: no, it's still there. The fire hasn't been lit yet ... JGW crosstalk foam.

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Teacher: Do you smoke or not? Jgw crosstalk bubble

Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again. Jgw crosstalk bubble

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries. Jgw crosstalk bubble

G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean. Jgw crosstalk bubble

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like? Jgw crosstalk bubble

(proudly): Greater China ... JGW crosstalk bubble

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[Scene 8] Jgw crosstalk bubble

Teacher: Have a portion of French fries. Jgw crosstalk bubble

Boy n: thank you.No. Jgw crosstalk bubble

Teacher: ...