What are the funny jokes of Japanese variety shows?

1. I hate being really fat, but Meimei is really only bones compared with her!

It is obviously very different for two people to stand together. Look at them one by one.

hahaha. Does Friendship often play bike races?

My leg circumference is about 60 cm.

So I can call you a tank, right? Aha, hahahaha, hahahaha.

Beauty never distinguishes between tanks and planes, does she?

It is said that it is not a society that looks at faces, so there is no need to look at legs like this. Besides, there are more people with good legs and bad faces in this world.

2. A boy described a girl as saying: Some girls blush when they talk too hard. I think it's so cute.

Others replied, "Are you thinking that this little guy will blush?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha, you this is a rare porn madman this is! ! "

I've never seen anyone so sexy in picking up girls. Isn't it just a love? Nowadays, young people talk about love really well. If you are not an old driver, do you really look stupid?

3. I heard that when the relationship between men and women started, men liked this woman with good figure and good looks, and she was very face-saving.

But when a man goes to a woman's house, he thinks that the woman is a mess?

Then you will know why. .......

The man said, "Because I think this woman's fingernails are too long, I really want to pick them off with a toothpick."

Women are curious. Didn't you say I was beautiful and lovely before?

Only health problems, the woman replied. Then I will wash my hands well in the future.

"So you didn't wash your hands every time before."

It's not just hands, is it? .........

Woman: "What, what are men thinking now? It's yin and yang. " I won't offend you by keeping a nail or applying nail polish, will I?

The world is actually very simple, and girls' thinking is also very simple, okay? Dirty is your business. Don't take me into the ditch.

4. Just after the kiss, I asked my parents curiously about their impressions of each other's girls. Mom said: "The ass is quite big, so it will be easy to raise in the future!" " Dad said, "There are goods ahead, so we can't lose our children!" " I am not satisfied: "I am not looking for a fertility machine! What I value is spiritual harmony and common interests! And harmony between the three views is also possible. " Mom glared at me: "When you get married in the future, you two will hug each other and roll in bed.". Can you still have no common hobbies? " I was shocked in an instant! This is really my parents ... it's really not easy to think about this for me, I think. I was moved to tears. But then again, I still don't think sex is that important. What matters is love. Mother: "Son, you don't have a fever!" "

Nowadays, being a woman is really not easy. Others always let you go to the lobby and kitchen regardless of the requirements, let you wait on your husband and have a good baby!

Women, if they want to consolidate their status, they must read more books and study hard to get the same status. Don't just be an old maid who serves her parents-in-law.