The jokes that make girls happy are actually very simple.

I want to go to the drugstore to buy TT, but there are too many people in the store. I'm sorry,

He said to the clerk, "I want to buy that …" The clerk said, "What do you want?"

I can't stand it: "That's it ..."

The clerk asked, "That?"

I was very angry and said, "TT, why don't you even understand this hint?"

The clerk repeatedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't realize you had a girlfriend."

Someone asked me, "To tell the truth, how much money can you earn a year?"

I said, "Four or five hundred thousand."

He listened and said, "Are you honest?"

I said, "Well, I got10 ..."

In fact, it is easy for girls to have fun.

As long as there is a bright spot in her, you can just take it out and praise it.

For example, beautiful shoes, exquisite necklaces, special eye shadows and so on.

If you don't clean up your face, you really can't find a bright spot.

Just say she lost weight.

I met a girl playing games, so cute.

I often video chat with her, and sometimes she sleeps.

Her mother will put me through and tell me, and I will bow my head and say "good night, aunt".

Today, my sister said it's time to end the one-year chat and confess to me.

What I saw was not her mother, but myself without makeup.

In high school, our Chinese class teacher was a tease.

Humorous speech and funny lectures are enjoyed by many of us.

Once after class, he said to us,

"The class starts tomorrow, and the leaders of the Education Bureau and the school leaders will come to class. Please cooperate with the best actress, the same.

Yes, raise your left hand. No, raise your right hand. "

My mother heard that I smoked secretly and immediately told my father.

My dad asked, "Are you sure?" My mother shook her head.

After dinner, my father handed me 50 yuan to buy 3 boxes of soft Chinese Yellow Crane Tower cigarettes.

I said, "No, there are still seven dollars."

My father turned around and nodded to my mother.

Say, "All right, you can do it!"

Me. . .

Most series-

The most striking brother-Viagra;

The youngest grandmother-mistress;

The most difficult theft to prevent-cheating;

The most lively corridor-hair salon;

Best seller-female secretary.

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