Chinese character jokes and short stories

Chinese character jokes and short stories

Chinese characters are broad and profound, how about Chinese characters in stories? What are the jokes and stories? Below are some Chinese character joke stories that I compiled, welcome to read!

Chinese Character Joke Story 1

Priest: The young monk is practicing writing so early.

Little monk: Yes. The master just taught me four words.

Priest: Then why do you only write one word "王"? How about three more words?

Little monk: I wrote four words together.

Priest: Why didn’t I see the other three words?

Little monk: The other three words are: "one", "two", "three", and among them. Add a vertical line and it becomes the character "王".

Priest: Chinese characters are amazing. Four strokes are four words. The words "one", "two" and "three" are obvious at a glance, but if you add a vertical line to the word "three", why does it become "king", the king?

Young monk: Master As I said, the top horizontal line represents the sky, the bottom horizontal line represents the earth, and the middle horizontal line represents humans. Humans are between heaven and earth, right?

Priest: Yes, that makes sense. So, what does that vertical line mean?

Young monk: The master said that one of the vertical lines represents the connection between heaven and earth, and the one who can reach heaven, earth and people is the "king".

Priest: Holycow. Chinese characters are so mysterious. No wonder you call 'God' "Lord".

Does the young monk also teach the Dharma?

Priest: Yes, look at the word "Lord", when written it is " Add a little bit to the word "king". It turns out that your ancestors have long known that the great "king" can only reach heaven, earth and people, but our "lord" is above heaven, earth and people! You should believe in "lord".

The old monk rushed out: That’s nonsense!

Priest: Oh, you just came, it gave me goosebumps.

Old monk: Stop pretending to be delicate. If your skin is so thick, you should call it "gooseskin" like you do. Do you think our ancestors also wrote the word "Lord" like this?

Priest: How did they write it?

Old monk: Take a look at our "Shuowen Jiezi":

Priest: What is this?

Old monk: This is it. "Lord", the bottom is the lampstand, and the middle point is the fire head. Our ancestors said, "Lord, the fire in the lamp is the Lord." Your little foreign ink is not enough to be a calligrapher, and you want to recruit a disciple? A short story about Chinese characters. 2

Chinese characters are our Chinese ideograms. They have a history of many years from ancient times to the present.

I have two cases, one is a typo and the other is a typo. I wrote missing words. One day, after I finished my meal, I started to do my homework. When I was doing my homework, I had many words that were either not written neatly or not written neatly; I never paid attention to Chinese characters when I went to the toilet or watched TV while doing homework.

Later I realized that we must write Chinese characters well, and my mother always said that we couldn’t write them well. Chinese characters are not Chinese. When I heard this sentence, I immediately wrote Chinese characters.

Until I was in the fourth grade, I found that my handwriting was not as beautiful as before. I thought: If I write Chinese characters. It takes a lot of effort and time to write well, but it won't be so hard if I don't write well. However, whenever I don't write Chinese characters neatly, my mother will criticize me and say sternly: "You have to write Chinese characters well. You can give up halfway! "But I kept hearing it in one ear and out the other, forgetting all my mother's words. Until today, I realized how important it is to write Chinese characters well!

If you are afraid of a little hard work and don't write Chinese characters well, , then won’t the thousands of years of Chinese character history be wasted? We must write Chinese characters well and put writing Chinese characters as the first priority, so that we will not be unable to write Chinese characters well;