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The ten funniest jokes

1. What did Fearless become after losing weight?

Salesperson A. 2. Xiao Ming’s girlfriend said to Xiao Ming: “I dreamed last night that you became a sailor. Will you leave me? I’m so scared.”

Xiao Ming said: “No, dream It’s the other way around.”

So Xiao Ming became a ham.

3

Stand up, Pikachu!

Okay! Pikachu!

Run away, Pikachu!

Okay! Pickup ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong!

04

The little dinosaur was scolded by his mother.

Because the dinosaur mother discovered that the baby dinosaur was watching a Jackie Chan movie.

05

One day, I went to a rice noodle shop and asked for rice noodles.

Looking at the menu, rice noodles are 4 yuan and cross-bridge rice noodles are 10 yuan.

So I asked the boss: "Why is your bridge rice noodle more expensive than ordinary rice noodles?"

The boss said: "The bridge toll is 6 yuan."

06

Last night I realized the true meaning of being sober when everyone else is drunk...

So I paid for the meal and the taxi fare.

07

"You have been watching me for 3 hours, why don't you try fishing yourself?" the angler said to the bystander.

"I have no patience."

08

Use one sentence to prove that you have read the four classics.

"Brother save me, military advisor save me, sister save me, Wukong save me."

09

"Have you ever had a fight in school?"

"You must have been beaten."

"Then, did you pay for the other person's money?"

"What do you mean, do you still have to pay for the beating? ?”

10

Once I was lost while traveling, and I saw a child. I touched his head and asked, “Kid, where is this place?”

The child said: "This is my head."