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What are the tongue twisters in Northeast dialect?
1, the northeast person, the northeast god, and the northeast sister are so beautiful. There are many handsome guys in the northeast, the slopes in the northeast, and the slopes in the northeast. The mountains in the northeast, the water in the northeast and the girls in the northeast are all beautiful. Northeast grass, northeast trees and northeast men are all cool.
2. Qi wanted to sell fish, and happened to meet Lao Lu leading a donkey. Lao Qi wants to transport fish with Lao Lu's donkey. Lao Lu said that if Lao Qi wants to transport fish with my donkey, he has to give me fish. If he doesn't give me fish, he won't use my donkey to transport fish. They are both late.
3, sparrow eggs, rolling around, Zhang brothers buy powder. The powder I bought won't wipe up. Brother Zhang went to buy hemp. I bought hemp, but I can't rub it. Brother Zhang went to buy a pot. The pot you bought won't hold. Brother Zhang went to buy drums. I bought a drum, but I can't play it. Brother Zhang went to buy a knife. I won't cut the knife I bought. Brother Zhang went to buy iron. I can't beat the iron I bought Brother Zhang went to buy a horse.
I bought a horse, but I can't ride it Brother Zhang went to buy a plow. The plow I bought can't plow, so Brother Zhang went to buy needles. I bought a needle, but I can't do it. Brother Zhang went to buy buttons. Bought a button, can't knit, Zhang Ge bought a ruler, bought a ruler, can't measure, Zhang Ge bought a scale. I bought a scale, but I can't weigh it. My weight18kg carp.
4. Buckle a big flower in the big flower bowl. ?
5. Sister combs her hands in front of the mirror and carries the donkey in the pocket outside the door. ?
6, my mother planted hemp, I went to release the horse, the horse ate hemp, my mother scolded the horse. ?
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