Are there any cold jokes that only the animation house can understand?

There used to be a man sleeping, and then a mosquito came and bit him. When he was awakened by a bite, the mosquito said to him, "Please don't kill me, today is my birthday!" " "Hearing this, the man carefully put the mosquito in his hand and sang Happy Birthday while clapping his hands!

The son cried to buy Lego, and the wife was impatient with the noise: "If you cry again, I won't hit you!" " "

I advised: "You read an article yesterday and told me that you can't be so simple and rude to children!" "

The wife listened thoughtfully. She squatted down and gently said to her son, "Stop crying, or your mother will hit you!" " "

I'm driving a Volkswagen Magotan. That's it. A BMW 5 chased me that day. I got out of the car and quarreled with the driver. Didn't you see me brake? She said it was just a broken public. Why can't I afford it? Oh, my little temper, I asked, beauty, do you know that Volkswagen has a 12 cylinder low-key car? She looked at me and said, my god, handsome, are you Phaeton? I said ... I asked if you knew. ...

My friend was too drunk to drive, so he called Didi to drive, and he called Didi to take a taxi. After a while, a Volkswagen Phaeton came. Call him. Where are you? I have arrived. My friend said it was the horse. They looked at each other for two minutes, and the driver asked him what to do. . . Later, a car drove on the street 100 meters. The driver got down and ran back to drive another car 200 meters away. It took my friend more than half an hour to get home, and the driver was too tired to get up.