Jokes about helicopters

One day, four monks from the Tang Dynasty flew to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. On the way, the plane broke down.

There are only three parachutes. The Tang Priest asked, "Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?" Wukong replied, "One!" The Tang Priest said, "Yes, I'll give you a parachute!" He added, "Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?" Friar Sand said, "One!" The Tang Priest said, "Yes, I'll give you a parachute!" He added, "Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?" Pig was stunned and said, "I don't know." The Tang Priest said, "You are so stupid!" Say that finish, he jumped with a parachute.

The next day, the four monks of the Tang Dynasty flew to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures. On the way, the plane broke down again.

There are still only three parachutes. The Tang Priest asked, "Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded?" Wukong replied: "1949." The Tang Priest said, "Yes, I'll give you a parachute!" He added, "Friar Sand, tens of thousands of people died in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, China?" Friar Sand said, "2.5 million people!" The Tang Priest said, "Yes, I'll give you a parachute!" He added, "Bajie, what are the names of these 2.5 million people?" Pig was stunned and said, "I don't know." The Tang Priest said, "You are so stupid!" Say that finish, he jumped with a parachute.

On the third day, the four monks of Tang Dynasty flew to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. On the way, the plane broke down again.

The Tang Priest said, "Wukong ..." Pig said, "Master, stop talking. I'll jump myself!" Say that finish, he jumped. The Tang Priest raised his right hand and said, "Amitabha, this time it's not three parachutes, it's four!" "