What if my wife likes to play a little temper?

& gt Tolerance is the most important thing. I will give you an article. Maybe you won't care too much about your wife after reading it.

-... humorous sketch "Women's Logic and Way of Thinking"

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& gt& gt Lying in bed watching Lin Yutang's The Analects of Confucius Woman last night, I almost fell out of bed laughing. Sigh Lin Yu

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& gt& gt Men like to play with logical thinking, such as defining a concept first, then making inferences, and finally making judgments. woman

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& gt& gt For example, my wife cooked a table of dishes, while my husband ate it, he nagged, "It tastes terrible, like pig food (with a clear concept), fried."

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& gt& gt You can't put soy sauce in vegetables, otherwise it will spoil the fragrance. Besides, I told you not to put it in cold dishes.

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& gt& gt Chili granules are numb. Bah, is this rice or sand? I almost lost my tooth ... (list the facts), you!

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& gt& gt If he were a man, he would argue that "soy sauce makes sense, pepper makes sense, and rice is actually not harder than sand".

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& gt& gt But women are not that stupid. She would just say, "Are you going to eat? Go away if you don't eat. Yes, I did.

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& gt& gt is pig food, which is why you are as fat as a pig. "

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& gt& gt Well, indeed, that's the crux of the problem: it's not delicious and I haven't seen you eat less. So, the man choked.

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& gt& gt After dry eyes, choose to shut up wisely.

& gt& gt When I was at school, our school was inhumanely semi-militarized and had weekends off. The number of people coming home from various departments is as follows.

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& gt& gt standard, for example, if a department gives ten indicators, those who get the indicators can go home, and only Wang Jiaxing does not get the indicators.

& gt& gt Hey, my home is out of town, and I didn't go back and forth enough for the whole weekend (it was a one-day rest, and the speed was slow).

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& gt& gt Because I haven't had a chance to go home, those indicators are only for students who live in local or nearby cities.

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& gt& gt As the next weekend approaches, a girl got the index, and she snorted happily.

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& gt& gt I asked her, "If I spend money on this indicator now, how much do you want to sell it?"

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& gt& gt She looked at me and asked, "Why did you buy home indicators? I can't go back. "

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& gt& gt I said, "I'm just assuming."

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& gt& gt She said, "What do you think is impossible?"

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& gt& gt I said, "For example, my home is in the local area and I want to buy your index to go home."

& gt& gt& gt She said, "When did your family move here?"

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& gt& gt I said, "I haven't moved yet, I mean hypothetically."

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& gt& gt She said, "What should you do if you don't move?"

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& gt& gt I was so angry at once that I cursed the fool in my heart. It took me several years to find out that the real fool was me-this girl.

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& gt& gt The rationality of women is completely different from that of men. For men, reason can often guide their actions.

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& gt& gt For women, rationality is often just a game, or an illusory concept. Just like we describe a naughty child.

& gt& gt son: "I know everything in my heart, so just do (read)."

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& gt& gt One year, on my wife's birthday, we decided to go out for dinner. I asked my wife, "What do you want to eat?"

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& gt& gt's wife replied, "I want to eat KFC."

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& gt& gt I hate that kind of thing, so I suggest, "Don't eat KFC, let's change it."

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& gt& gt's wife was very nice and said, "Well, tell me, what to eat?"

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& gt& gt I said, "How about hot pot?"

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& gt& gt's wife said, "No, I don't."

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& gt& gt I said, "Sichuan food? King Jiaozi? "

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& gt& gt My wife still doesn't like it. I made many suggestions, but my wife refused them one by one. In desperation, I said, "You decide.

& gt& gt OK. "

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& gt& gt's wife said, "I want to eat KFC."

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& gt& gt？ I am really anxious: "Let's not eat junk food there. It's all fried and tasteless. Besides. "

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& gt& gt There are noisy children everywhere. If only we could find a quiet and elegant environment. "

& gt& gt's wife said, "Well, you have a point."

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& gt& gt Seeing that she finally changed her attitude, I breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Come on, what do you want to eat?"

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& gt& gt "KFC."

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& gt& gt Her answer made my eyes black.

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& gt& gt I find that women's intuition is sometimes accurate, which Mr. Lin Yutang admits. "They want to say that some people don't.

OK,

& gt& gt Someone is bad, and it's no use arguing with her. Facts often prove that their unreasonable intuition is right.

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& gt& gt Once, my wife washed my clothes and threw my new white shirt and dark clothes into the laundry room.

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As a result, I washed my white shirt. When my wife found out that she had done something wrong, she stuffed this dress into the balcony.

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& gt& gt fell in (I guess she wanted to throw it out again to destroy the evidence). Then I looked for this white shirt, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

Arrive and ask

& gt& gt's wife, she said she didn't see it and bit me: "You must have drunk too much and left it outside one day." Irritate me.

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& gt& gt voice retorted, "I don't drink to undress. Why take off my shirt? " Finally, the clothes were not found, that's all.

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& gt& gt Let it go.

& gt& gt About a month later, I was looking for something on the balcony and suddenly found this shirt that my wife forgot to throw away.

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& gt& gt I didn't recognize it. I picked it up and looked at it carefully. I was furious at once. So he asked his wife angrily, her face changed.

& gt& gt Hong said disapprovingly, "Hey! What's the big deal? Just a rag. "

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& gt& gt I said, "I'm not worried about this dress. I'm talking about this. I dyed it and you bit me. "

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& gt& gt mouth, what is this nature? You said you did the right thing? ..... "In short, I am asking for advice, and I am talking at home and abroad at any time.

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& gt& gt's wife ignored me when she saw me chattering, and even regarded me as transparent. I am even more angry, pulling her.

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& gt& gt Bao, forcing her to look at me, continued to ask, "Ah, what do you think?"

& gt& gt My wife was forced by me to say, "Look at you silly!" "

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& gt& gt-? After my mind went blank for an instant, I suddenly found this conclusion hit the nail on the head. Yeah, just one.

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& gt& gt rags, which have so many attributes, what attributes? At best, this is just a trick or a prank.

& gt& gt Finally, I came to the conclusion that it is useless to reason with women. This does not mean that women are ignorant.

& gt& gt reason, men "speak" truth, but women keep it in their hearts. In contrast, those who really "understand" the truth

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& gt& gt A woman who keeps her heart true.

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& gt& gt once read a joke: A woman went to the aquarium and saw seals swimming in the pool. She praised: "How!"

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& gt& gt Bright whale! "

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The>& gt staff listened and corrected: "This is not a whale, it is a seal."

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& gt& gt The woman said, "Nonsense, this is a whale."

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The staff of>& gt said, "You see, whales have no forelimbs, while seals have forelimbs."

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& gt& gt The woman said, "Nonsense, this whale has forelimbs."

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The staff of>& gt said: "Whales are much bigger than seals, and whales are not so small."

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& gt& gt The woman said, "Nonsense, this whale is small."

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& gt& gt At this time, the seal climbed ashore from the pool, and the staff breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that she could convince the woman this time:

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& gt& gt "Look, whales don't go ashore, seals go ashore."

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& gt& gt "Nonsense, this whale has landed!"

& gt Some people think women are stupid after reading this joke, but I think this staff member is really stupid.

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& gt& gt He was played by a clever woman.