How to say humorously that you have no culture?

You can try to express your humor and self-deprecation in the following ways:

1. "If culture is a disease, then I must be cured."

2. "In my eyes, culture is like a light. I must be the one who walked into the dark room."

3. "Every time I see a literate person, I come to the earth like an alien."

4. "In my eyes, culture is like a foreign language. Although I don't understand it, I still like to communicate in my mother tongue, which is what I am best at. "

5. "If culture is a book, I'm sure it's just the cover."

These are some humorous ways to express your illiteracy. Remember, self-mockery and humor are easy ways to communicate, but we should also pay attention to using them in appropriate occasions and in front of the right people.