Who knows this joke?

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a telephone, and then one day he was walking on the road and accidentally hung up!

I feel hungry when I walk on the road, and then I eat myself!

A male deer ran faster and faster, and finally turned into a highway.

A penguin was bored, so he pulled out all his hair. Later he said, "It's really cold."

A child asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" ? His father said, "silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?" '

Little a said to little b: dig the plug! It's raining outside, see? Xiao B is very excited: Yes, I saw it, and you?

Xiao Ming fell from 13 floor. Why nothing? ~ ~ Because Xiaoming is a lunch box! !

Go to the toilet (enter the name of the female Hong Kong star) The answer is: Karen Mok ~! The reason: I don't smell it.

What's the coolest word in China? The answer is: Ding! Because "thong (cool)"