English jokes about different viewpoints

My wife and I decided to take Max to a place called Monkey Street. For those who don't know what it is, it is basically a big room full of inflatable castles, inflatable slides and inflatable climbing wall. Max has just turned two, but he has always been a daredevil, so he wants to crawl around in a bigger children's area. He is not tall enough to reach the handrails and footholds on the climbing wall, so I have to follow him. Needless to say, this is not a good situation for an adult. The long maze of tunnels, walls and slides ends with a long slide, followed by a short tunnel leading to the exit. Max slid down the slide and I followed. In order to keep children in the play area, the ceilings of slides and tunnels are basically a cargo net. Unfortunately for me, it is only about a foot and a half high. Once I slide down the slide, I can't sit up or turn around. As a two-year-old child, Max immediately wanted to skate again. However, he decided that it was better to climb over me and go back to the slide instead of going out to bypass it. To make matters worse, four young girls started their decent slide, one by one, sliding to the back of my head. My only choice is crab walking. Because Max insisted on climbing over me, I had to stall him with my legs and guide him to the end of the tunnel. Finally, I can push him out of the slide with my feet and put him on the mat. When I left, I noticed an African-American gentleman sitting nearby, smartly waiting for his children outside the game area. I started to say hello when I noticed a look of disgust on his face that I had never seen before. When I thought about the problems between him and me, I realized something. In my opinion, I am gently guiding my beautiful son out of danger and towards the end of the tunnel so that he can start all over again. What this gentleman saw was a middle-aged white man who kicked a little black child out of the end of a children's playground. When I started to explain that Max was my son, Max ran to the entrance of the game area. My only choice is to do what any good father would do. I shrugged and ran away with my son.

A joke about different opinions. . The amount is a bit long, but it is really caused by different opinions.

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