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A cold joke is actually a joke that is not funny at all, a boring joke, but it can achieve the purpose of mental relaxation, because it doesn't need to use your head to understand. I have carefully collected long English jokes for everyone to enjoy and learn!

A Longer English Joke: The Change of Hell

An engineer died and was wrongly sent to hell. He soon redesigned the place. Thanks to the air conditioner he built and installed, hell has become much cooler. Escalators and elevators are running well. Manual labor soon became a thing of the past.

One day, God saw all the changes. He loudly questioned how these improvements were achieved.

The devil replied, "The engineer you sent me."

"What engineer? You shouldn't have an engineer. Send him back! "

The devil's answer is simple ... "No."

"If you don't send the engineer back at once, I will be very angry. In fact, I want to sue you! "

The devil replied, "Then. . . Where are you going to find a lawyer? "

A longer English joke: Even pigs have standards.

A lawyer and two friends, a rabbi and a Hindu saint, met with car trouble in the countryside and asked to stay at a farmer's house for the night.

The farmer said, "There may be problems; You see, I only have a place for two people to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn. "

"No problem," echoed the rabbi. "My people have been wandering in the desert for 40 years. I am humble and can sleep in the barn for one night."

With that, he went to the barn and everyone else went to sleep.

After a while, someone knocked at the door. The farmer opened the door. The rabbi stood in the barn.

"What's the matter?" Asked the farmer.

He replied, "I appreciate you, but I can't sleep in the barn." There is a pig in the barn, and my belief is that it is an unclean animal. "

His Indian friend agreed to swap places with him. But a few minutes later, the same scene appeared again. Someone knocked at the door.

"What's the matter, now?" Asked the farmer.

The Hindu sage replied, "I appreciate your help, too, but there is a cow in the barn. In my country, the cow is considered sacred." I can't sleep in the holy land! "

Well, then only lawyers can change it. He complained and complained, but he went to the barn anyway.

After a while, someone knocked on the farmer's door again.

Frustrated and tired, the farmer opened the door and stood there. ...

Pigs and cows.

A longer English joke: Men unite.

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer? No. She should have opened it when she brought it.

Why is the laundromat really not a good place to pick up girls? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine can never afford you.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is going to say something? When she said, "A man once told me ..."

How do you repair a woman's watch? You don't know. There is a clock on the oven!

Why do men fart more than women? Because women don't shut up for a long time to increase stress.

If your dog barks at the back door and your wife yells at the front door, which one will you let in first? Of course it's a dog ... at least he'll shut up when you let him in.

All wives are similar, but they have different faces, so you can tell them apart.

What's worse than a macho pig? A disobedient woman.

What's the name of a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant.

I married the right man. I just didn't know her name was always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months-I don't like to interrupt her.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

Bigamy is having too many wives. Some people say that monogamy is the same.

Scientists have found that a certain food can reduce women's sexual desire by 90% ... wedding cake.