An unexpected joke

Unexpected cold jokes

1. A short-sighted man was walking on the street, and suddenly a strong wind blew away a pair of glasses he was wearing on his head. Wearing a black hat, he immediately chased after him. At this time, a woman shouted to him: "Hey, sir, what are you doing?"

"I'm chasing my hat!" He replied breathlessly.

? What are you chasing after my black hen?

2. The husband went to the court to request a divorce from his wife. He said: "We have been at odds for three years. ?

Judge: ?How long have you been married?

Husband: ?Two years. ?

3. An apple seller shouted: "Fresh apples, imported." Bought it cheaply. ?

As soon as passers-by hear the word "imported goods", they buy it by the pound.

Someone picked up one, tasted it, and said: "Isn't this a very ordinary apple? How do you say it is imported?"

The apple seller said: "You are like this." When you open your mouth, doesn't it become an "imported" product?

4. A customer went to a snack bar to eat steamed buns. When he took one bite, there was no filling, and when he took another bite, there was still no filling. He asked strangely: Waiter, why is there no filling in this bun?

The waiter said: The skin is thick. ?

The customer took a few more bites, and when he finished eating the buns and still saw the fillings, he asked the waiter again. The waiter said: "You may be eating steamed buns." ?

5. A birdkeeper taught a parrot to speak, and taught it to say: Good morning every morning! After a few months, the parrot still did not speak. One day, the man was in a bad mood and did not say hello. Listen to the parrot shouting: You kid is so awesome today, you don’t even ask for help! ;