Give a few fresh and humorous stories. Short and fresh.

Ximen Qing pushed Pan Jinlian to the wall, and Wu Dalang saw it. He took out his marriage certificate and solemnly declared that Pan Jinlian belongs to himself and is sacred!

Simon ignored him and took off Jinlian's clothes. Wu Dalang sat on the bed and protested strongly! Ximen Qing is required to face up to the reality and immediately stop all violations.

Ximen Qing posed in various postures, and Dalang said n times that I would do anything to defend the Golden Lotus.

Then Simon shot.

The reporter asked Wu Dalang, "Your wife was forcibly occupied by Ximen Qing. What's your comment on this? " Dalang said calmly, "I have been paying close attention to the development of the situation since the incident of Madam. As we all know, Jinlian has been my wife since ancient times, and I have indisputable sovereignty over Jinlian. What Mr Simon has done is invalid and illegal. I hope Mr. Simon will recognize the situation clearly, proceed from the overall situation of friendship between the two sides for generations, and release my wife unconditionally as soon as possible; I advocate shelving disputes and joint development. "

Pan Jinlian was robbed again. Instead of saving him, Wu Dalang smashed things at home. Neighbor unknown: "Wu Dalang, Pan Jinlian was robbed. You should go to Ximen Qing's house and smash things to protest. "

Dalang said, "What I smashed was made in Ximen Qing!" Wu Dalang smashed a lot of things made in Ximen Qing and protested in the county government, only to find that Ximen Qing didn't mean to stop. So Wu Dalang said to Ximen Qing, "Brother Simon, it doesn't matter if you take my wife, for you and I have been friends for forty years. As long as you don't get my wife pregnant, I won't use force against you. My wife's pregnancy is my bottom line. . . "