Ask a joke, just remember to marry me. I am rich. Transportation depends on walking and heating. It depends on shaking.

Married to my village, my village is richer!

Communication basically depends on shouting, and traffic basically depends on walking!

Farmland basically depends on cattle, and lighting basically depends on oil!

Heating basically depends on shaking, and public security basically depends on dogs!

Getting rich basically depends on stealing, and beautiful women basically don't!

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Traffic joke:

1. I met a naughty little loli at a bus stop this morning. I got on a mobile phone e-book, just got on the front of the car and prepared to coin, without even looking up. I saw Lori say in standard Mandarin: "Hello, passengers, please coin in when you get on the bus, and please get off after you coin in."

I saw the "mobile phone brother" turn around and get off the bus after investing money ... leaving only the messy driver and all the people in the car.

2. A woman came back from Paris and complained to her husband, "In Paris, I have to pay 500 francs a day for rent, which is incredible."

Her husband nodded and said, "500 francs is really too expensive. But you must have seen many wonderful things during your 15 days in Paris, right? Tell me about it first. "

"Good stuff?" The wife cried, "I didn't see anything. I can't spend 500 francs a day to leave my room empty all day! "