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What are the stories in The Journey to the West?

1, Monkey King: I went to a place where there were many monkeys that looked like me. Under their leadership, I came to a water curtain cave. They told me, "If anyone can enter here, let's call him king, shall we?" Everyone shouted "yes" in unison. They tried to go in one by one, but no one could. I thought: I'm sure I can get in, so I stood on a big stone and jumped over, but I didn't get in. They all laughed at me. I was thinking: I can't be laughed at by them like this, I have to go in. However, I jumped up again. I feel a force pushing me. I close my eyes. Suddenly I felt as if I had fallen somewhere, so I opened my eyes and found myself in water curtain cave. Of course, I became their king. In order not to let the children be bullied, I decided to learn martial arts.

After going through all kinds of hardships, I came to the master to learn martial arts. After returning to water curtain cave, I decided to fight for an official position in Heaven. When I came to the Heavenly Palace, I didn't expect the old jade emperor to give me an official in charge of horses. I was drunk with another old man in charge of horses in Tiangong, and I fed Tianma a lot of messy things. Unexpectedly, I annoyed the old jade emperor, but he tried to arrest me, so I didn't care about it, and unfortunately there was a "big fight". However, I was pinned down by the Tathagata and said that someone was coming to save me.

Several years later, a monk came here. He saved me and named me the Monkey King, and we started our journey to the West. This man is Tang Priest. Exorcise him and collect disciples along the way. But in a white incident, he "abandoned" me.

2. Pig Bajie: Later, I wanted to work in the information industry for eight days, and my major came in handy. I helped him advise. After his Internet company went public, its share price only went up but not down. My talent and moral character have won the favor of Yulan. I used Rolex and Rolls-Royce to propose to Lao Gaoman. Everything will be fine, and all shall be well. On the wedding night, after drinking a few more Erguotou, the pig was exposed. Yulan screamed and cried when she saw my pig. I immediately got down on one knee and pulled Yulan's skirt. I sincerely said, "Although I am ugly and slightly violent, I swear I will love you well. I'm willing to throw a pig's head and sprinkle some pig's blood for you. My pig only has you in mind. " Yulan was moved by my truth! She touched my pig's head, took my pig's hand and shyly asked me if it was true. I pointed to a dark moon outside the window and said, "The moon represents my heart." However, many things happened. Gao Batian was a feudal hooligan with serious racial discrimination. He insisted that people and pigs should not marry, in an attempt to kill our love. He kicked me out of Gaolaozhuang and brutally separated a couple. What's more, he sent a killer to assassinate me. I am a poor pig! The biggest tragedy of my pig's life is coming! That day, Lao Gaoman invited two terrorists. One is Tang Priest, a beautiful boy, and the other is the Monkey King, a smelly monkey! I know that monkey. He turned out to be the bandit leader of Guo Huashan. Later, he went to heaven drunk and was sentenced to 500 years in prison. Now that it's released, I don't know how to be a good monkey and do bad things! After his death, his son had no education at all. He called me when he saw me. Its gold hoop is pure gold, and my rake is stainless steel. Of course I can't beat it, otherwise I would have crucified it, skinned its monkey, pickled its monkey meat, and had no worries about food and clothing! The monkey beat me to death regardless of my loud begging for mercy, and set fire to my pigsty, taking away the big screen color TV and beautiful air conditioner I just bought, saying that it was donated to the disaster area, but in fact it was to bribe the Jade Emperor to turn over as soon as possible! I desperately want to fight it, but I still can't beat it. Suddenly, Monkey Sun hit me hard on the head with a stick. When the stick was 3. 14 15926 mm away from my head, a miracle appeared. ?

3. Tang Zeng:

Amitabha, have mercy! Hello, benefactor, I'm Tang Priest, a native of the Tang Dynasty, and I'm going to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha for Buddhist scriptures.

My heart is kind, kind and humble. I think it's a very happy thing to go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures!

I am very diligent and eager to learn. On the 26th time in The Journey to the West, all three of my disciples fell asleep, and I was still reading Huangliangshui Palace and Peacock Zhen Jing, which I read as a child.

I'm still just. Every time a disciple kills a life, I feel sad and even angry. But sometimes it's all my fault that I'm good or not. My kindness almost killed me several times. I remembered that in Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon, I misunderstood Wukong. He killed all the girls, old ladies and old men who had changed in Bai. I was angry. So cruel, what's the use of taking the true scriptures? In a rage, he drove Wukong back to Huaguoshan. How confused and stupid I was at that time! Damn me!

Of the four disciples, I am neither humorous nor funny. I always tell my disciples some great truths. Sometimes they don't listen to me because I'm wordy. Oh, what a waste of my heart and blood!

Well, it's getting late. I'm going to the west to learn from the scriptures. Amitabha, have mercy!

Sha Wujing: Friar Sand is a real honest man. On the way to learn the scriptures, he was conscientious and down-to-earth, regardless of personal gains and losses, without wild desires, not as good as Wukong, nor as greedy as Bajie. The most direct responsibility of Friar Sand is to take care of Tang Priest's daily life, such as "leading a horse to the mountain". He deals with all these trivial and ordinary things in an orderly way. When encountering monsters, he usually guards his luggage and horses, but once he goes to war directly, he never runs away from the cold like Bajie. When the Four Saints meditated, the Tang Priest asked him to stay and ask for his wife and daughter-in-law. He said, "I would rather die than go to the West, and I would never do such a deceptive thing." . Friar Sand is a very kind person. Although Tang Priest is also very kind, kindness is based on Buddhist dogma, and it is inevitable that there is always a feeling of affectation. But Friar Sand's kindness comes from true feelings. Pig Bajie was greedy for sex and "hung his son-in-law and handcuffed him" all night. "When Friar Sand saw it, the boss couldn't bear it. He put down his luggage and untied the rope to save him." It was Friar Sand who realized that the air had to jump into the water to save Wukong. Seeing Wukong "as cold as ice", I couldn't help crying. The Tang Priest was turned into a tiger by a monster and was "exposed" by Wukong. It was Friar Sand who knelt down and begged Wukong to "save him". This kind of kindness from the heart or subconscious is the natural expression of human nature.

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