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A woman's domineering words, a girl's domineering words.
2. I am not your mother. Don't talk to me in your undigested voice.
Keep going and don't look back. Don't mind my looking for your heartache in the sky.
4. Lala Lala ~ ~ Lala Lala ~ ~ You are an expert in selling newspapers.
5. Do you want to enjoy my dance?
6. It's mine. Nobody wants to touch it. If it's not mine, I don't want it.
7. Without a new boyfriend after breaking up, I feel like being widowed with my ex.
8, a man who will cheat, ballet must be beautiful.
9. Silence is not that I am weak, but that I think you are not qualified.
10, at noon on the day of weeding, it was really hard to go to school. I have entered the school and stood all afternoon.
1 1. The shadow under my feet never tries to be like anyone, and the wind and rain swept through several streets, and I was not threatened by anyone.
12, girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck. To tell the truth, if a girl has been unlucky, I don't know how she can laugh.
13, don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.
14, the emperor died and died, the civilians died and died, and the heartbroken died and died.
15, I wasn't born with thorns. Don't touch me if you know I'm bad.
16, turn grief into appetite.
17, I'm so good that my chest thinks I'm an A.
18, I am ugly and not ready to be gentle.
19, when his name is mentioned, you look homesick.
20. Walking in the street, people always say that I am beautiful. I'm really sorry.
2 1, wouldn't it be a shame if you let me leave? If I want to leave, I have to dump you first!
22. My world hero will pick me up with marshmallows wrapped in meat.
23, you are ugly, you sleep first, I am beautiful and I live.
24. Forgive my unruly face and my love of food.
25, play to play, make trouble, don't make fun of the people I love.
26. I can't afford to lose when I love, not to mention that I am still very young.
27. The longest road I have traveled is your routine.
28. I neglect my studies every day and indulge in male sex.
29. As a girl, it is difficult for me to avoid all the details that make men move.
We are not together because he doesn't like people with high values.
3 1, poor grades are temporary, but my beauty is always there.
If you can't appreciate my beauty, please step aside.
Please cherish girls who love to laugh, such as me.
34. The only regret after graduation is that I haven't been to the men's room.
I hope you will never find a lovely person like me again.
36. The loveliest person in the world is in my mirror.
I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. If you marry me, you will be rich.
I never talk about people. I always talk about myths.
I'm unlucky to meet you at the best age.
40. If you are closer, you will be blunt. This question needs to be changed.
4 1, I am not lonely, because I am lonely with my sister.
42. Don't envy others. Think about what others don't have and what you have, such as ugliness.
43. Without you, the sky I see is still blue.
44. I am alone. What can you do except spoil me?
45. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future. Now I am not fat for the time being, and my life is incomplete.
46, the wrong sex, and the strength of a warm man and a sister.
48. Don't play hard now, I'll play with you later. Sit and think about the past, stand and think about the future! .
49. People who are used to me are qualified to take care of me.
Give me three years, and I will make him kneel in front of me.
5 1, old, coquettish, now the understanding of fashion is mainly to keep warm.
52. Do childish things and hold people you like.
53. Recently, someone always praises me for my beauty. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.
54. Fortunately, I was not drunk, and I was slept by a rotten person.
55. I can be so strong that even God feels sorry for me.
56. People who secretly love me will come to confess. I have time to refuse you now.
57. Height is such a thing; Everyone is more than one meter; What's there to ask?
58. I want to give my future mother-in-law a bad review, and the delivery is too slow.
An imperious sentence
First, the minimum goal: Nongfu Spring has a little field.
Second, saying that money is a sin, everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!
Third, don't die and don't live alone.
Fourth, never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.
When others pretend to be cool, my sister will bow her head, not because I am shy, but because I am looking for bricks!
Six, the road is uneven, draw a sword to help each other.
Seven, please temporarily put it in Lingyange, if the scholar Wan Huhou! ?
Eight, men are not colored, how can they be heroes.
Nine, handsome can drive, that's chess, money and a house, that's a bank.
Ten, everyone is an independent individual, and really no one can live without him!
Eleven, bow like a full moon, looking northwest, shooting Sirius.
Twelve, women in the new century, to rob money, vegetables, men.
Thirteen, Fu Bo just want to be buried, why enter the customs in Dingyuan?
Fourteen, self-shrinking, although thousands of people have gone.
Fifteen, sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour, bitter, so many flavors, but you just like Sao.
16. Read books when you are bored, but you must have your own life goals and plans.
Seventeen, once upon a time, someone ran in my space, and in less than two seconds, he died with a bang.
Eighteen, don't mess with me! Believe it or not, I fanned you on the wall and couldn't take it off.
Nineteen, people have plenty of background, and we have plenty of back.
I really envy you for knowing me so young.
Twenty-one, riding a white dragon in the sky, crossing a tiger in the mountains. Omnipotent, high spirits.
22. The world is very unfair.
Twenty-three, holding a long tassel today, when is the black dragon?
I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.
What I lack is not a magic pen. But the courage to express.
Twenty-six, born first, but I share the same fate with heaven.
Twenty-seven, alas! Although the three Chu clans can destroy the Qin Dynasty, are there any China?
28. Learn to tolerate people who hurt themselves, because they are pitiful, everyone has their own difficulties, and everyone is not easy.
Twenty-nine, how long is everything.
I don't know who Jiang Yue treats, but the Yangtze River sends water.
Thirty-one, half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom and fall year after year.
Thirty-two, heaven and earth together, but dare to break with you!
Never change yourself for others. If you can't accept the worst of me, you don't deserve the best of me!
It's not your fault that you want to be a mistress, but it's your fault to come to college! !
Antique sentences with domineering side leakage
1, if I become a Buddha, there is no magic; What will the Buddha do to me if I become a demon?
He is surrounded by mountains and rivers, but he is willing to shelter her from the wind and rain.
3, you are simply a 4, except 2 or 2, minus 2 or 2, it is really 2 plus 2, minus 2 plus 1 2, and it is twice as much as 2!
4. He who sees through breaks into an empty net and is obsessed with losing his life.
If past lives is farewell, Cangshan will rest in the snow forever.
6. The real forgetting is not to stop thinking about it, but to think about it inadvertently, but there are no waves in my heart.
7. I forgot that the Jianghu was hurt but I smiled.
8, the years will be indifferent.
9. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their dignity and untie their complex.
10, people are in thorns, and they don't move or stab; The heart is secular, neither painful nor itchy.
1 1, no me, no human, no longevity, just leave your lover.
12. I used to chat every day, but now I don't know him at all.
13, everything is exhausted, and the fate is early.
14 Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen, nitrogen? Then squat in the corner and blow yourself up!
15, Buddha is the person who has experienced it, and man is the future Buddha. Buddha was once as naive as us.
16, my life is decided by myself, not by the sky, and the sky will destroy me.
17, * * * The stomach can hold things that are difficult to hold in the world; I often laugh when I open my mouth and laugh at ridiculous people in the world.
18, born in the underworld, there is no harm in dying in hell. Dead people are almost the same as dead people, so you should only wander in a foreign land.
19, even the seven seas will dry up. Even Wan Li will fall apart. In this world, all kinds of places where you will go come and go like the tide.
20. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.
2 1. The flowers in the mountains have already bloomed. Are you a mountain geek?
22. Don't always treat the story of my B club as your common people! Why can't Baidu search you again? No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.
23. Fate is predestined, fate is predestined. Antique sentences with domineering side leakage
24. People sometimes have to put out the fire like moths. How can you feel the powerful momentum of the flame without being heroic?
25. Life is like summer flowers. . . . . Death is like leaves in autumn. . . .
26. I will miss it all my life, and it will come like a flying flower.
27, release respect, life is eight bitter, birth and death, travel, love, love, resentment. How to achieve no self, no phase, no desire and no desire?
28. Green clothes, green clothes and yellow. If you worry about your heart, you will defend yourself.
29. With your understanding ability, you may not understand what I explained, and you can continue to be vague.
30. If you love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to give her up for her happiness.
3 1, everything is known, everything is known, the moon has ups and downs, the tide rises and falls, and the ups and downs are peaceful.
32, the world is safe and steady, and it does not bear the responsibility of the Tathagata.
33. The world is full of interests, and the world is full of interests.
34. A flower, a day, a grass, a world, a tree, a bodhi, a soil, a Buddha, a pure land, a smile, a dust, a thought and a purity.
I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.
36. Fate is not affected by ghosts and gods. After all, the Yangtze River flows eastward, and the landscape world only stays at the foot. How romantic it is to stand in the cold north wind and wave your sleeves and hunt millions of soldiers in the distance.
37. It's time for tea. How much do you know?
38. Your yesterday was my one-night stand, your today is my love, and your tomorrow is my one-time love.
39. Persistence, just like tears, is the breaking, breaking and flying away that drips into the heart.
40. Flying feathers in the clouds recall Wushan Mountain
4 1, what's the use of having me? I can't laugh. What's the use of killing me? Don't be arrogant.
42. This is a whirling world with regrets and no regrets. No matter how happy I give you, I will never feel happy.
43. Who says being single is not good? Love is precious, but freedom costs more. If you die alone, you can throw them both.
44. Everything that works for the law is a combination of cause and effect. From the beginning, there is nothing left, nothing.
45. The 24th Bridge is still there, the waves are swaying, and Leng Yue is silent. After reading the red medicine by the bridge, you will know who you should live for every year.
46. Who can laugh at Long song who has suffered thousands of miles in ten years? Antique sentences about domineering side leakage
47. All laws have no self, and all sentient beings are illusions that arise with fate.
48. I won't ask about the past, but if you meet me, just like me in the future.
49. But it was a year of silence. How many beauties died in the empty burial of heroes. There is no new chapter in the past, so it is difficult to stay in the old garden.
50. Buddha said: the world of mortals is ten feet, but it is trapped by all beings. Kindness is small, but it allows me to be merciful. A love word is like a fire burning on ice. If the fire is big, the ice will melt, and if the ice melts, the fire will go out. Therefore, the Buddha said, you can't say.
5 1. The sea ends, the sky is the shore, and the mountain is the peak.
52. Drink tea quietly and crush this lush flower. . . . . .
53. The biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. People around him, whether enemies or friends, want to send him to the west.
54. For me, some things don't need to be explained, because people who know you will always know you; And people who don't trust you will never trust you.
55, beyond the world, the soul belongs to the essence of heaven and earth, invisible and carefree.
56. May you be reborn for a thousand years. Please rest in peace. . . . .
I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.
58. The world has changed, but the heart has not.
59. If a boy says that a girl is right or wrong, he must be qualified first. If you are right or wrong, you are not qualified to talk about others.
60. The son of heaven is the product of everyone, so the son of heaven should regard himself as a member of everyone and the world as the world.
6 1, the edge comes and goes, and the edge gathers and the edge disperses. . . . . . .
62. In the account of being a red scorpion, my son is deeply in love; At first, I believed that my daughter's life was thin in Huangtuling.
63. Women have only two ways out. One is to marry a rich husband, and the other is to earn a lot of money. The first one is hopeless. Looks like we have to go the second way.
64. Looking at the beautiful sunset in full bloom, Yulong hovers and soars. . . . . .
65, the world of mortals, also dyed with the world of mortals. . . . . .
66. Buddha can't cross the world, I'll cross it.
67. Can a pure heart keep its will, such as grinding mirror dust to clean up the fate of wanting nothing?
68. I am the king of the long sword, but I am the emperor of the dragon chair.
There will always be a sigh in my life. A selection of ancient Chinese sentences with domineering side leakage
70. It's sad to sing.
7 1, the guzheng is sweet, and the guqin is sweet. Guzheng is like Hua Dan, and guqin is like Tsing Yi.
72, a sword and a flute are flat, and they are not crazy for fifteen years.
73. There is no reason to waste your time.
74. Guqin can calm my heart, and Guzheng can intoxicate my heart; Guqin sees through the world of mortals, while Guzheng looks down on the world of mortals.
75, Qing Huan * * *, Zi Mo meets the world of mortals; Look at the sky, take a quick look, who knows.
76. Ignorance, ignorance and even old age, old age.
77. Man is a greedy animal. He got this, but he can't forget that. How many people have been delayed by three words?
78. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
79. A single-minded man is a sports car, and a playboy man is a bus. Then why should I take a bus with a sports car?
80, ten steps to kill a person, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.
8 1, the world goes round and round, and everything has a destiny.
82. Gone with the world can finally be free and easy. Isn't it lucky for you and me?
If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hand.
84. Mountains and rivers promise to build castles all over the place without floating geometry.
85. In Chang 'an Building, I counted the drizzle and cooked a bottle of red dust to miss you.
86. Over the years, things have changed rapidly.
87. If you want to turn intoxication into sadness, you can't break your heart!
88. Don't keep your mouth shut. Take your parents with you. You are so filial, why don't you stay at home?
89. Investigating is like being pregnant in October, and solving problems is like having a baby. Investigation is to solve problems.
90. Men who are not men dare not chase me at all. The man who can be with me must be very strong inside!
9 1, floating life is like this, it is better to meet more than less.
92. I hate that I waited a long time to hear from you, and all I got was, Oh, do you think I'm telling a story or a joke?
93. If I die, who will stop me? What's the harm of being buried if there is resentment in heaven?
94, the nether world, forget He Chuanhe, sigh in front of Naihe Bridge. . . .
95. Life after life, the sea has changed, who is next to you? . . . . . . .
96, that year, cardamom, who promised to die. At present, I am weak, and I laugh at the exhaustion of my sea and the collapse of rocks.
97. Don't cry in front of my grave, which will pollute my reincarnation.
98. What matters is not how deep you love, but how deep you can love to the end; The important thing is not to fall in love with you, but to love you only.
99, sigh for generations of joys and sorrows, ridiculous life is not up to me.
100, Yun thousands of feet is drunk, who drinks alone with Yue? Who can smile and put out the lights on the balcony?
10 1, I don't want to be with you, I just want to be with you.
102, Guqin is a natural sound, while Kunqu is a human voice and a terrestrial sound.
103, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately it killed all the students in the end!
104, a foolish thought is prajna, and a wise thought is prajna.
105, planting is like a career, if the harvest is real, everything is made by the heart.
106, fate came and went, but it was just a dream, and it woke up without a trace.
A domineering confession sentence
1. Don't cry, even you are mine, let alone tears.
If you cry again, I'll go home and kneel on the washboard.
Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!
My heart is in your place, and you still care about what I am doing.
5. I like you and I love you. It's none of your business.
6, you stand there and don't move, I ran over!
7, you listen to me, I love you-remember!
8. Who wants to take you away from me unless you step on me!
9. All the good things in the world should belong to me, including you.
10, you clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!
1 1. Love you is my patent. Who dares to do anything illegal?
12, I'll give you whatever you want, as long as I have it. What are you still doing outside? Stay with me.
13, I heard that marriage is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married, it's my treat!
14, a lifetime is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?
15, I want to give you happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.
16, none of you can bully her, only I can!
17, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!
18, take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.
19, I must find you when I miss you.
20. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it!
2 1, I like you so much that you will die if you like me?
22, you can't cook, stay away from me, I'll cook for you later!
23. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me! About love
24. How can you be so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay?
One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.
I don't love you when you are twice my age.
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