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Laughing until I threw up the 78th, which made me sick.

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One weekend, three other people in the dormitory went out to play cs all night, and I made an appointment with a plmm to drink and eat in the dormitory. This mm often comes to our dormitory and is familiar with everyone, so she is very open. Besides, I like this lovely MM PL, and I feel very happy to chat with her, so both of them unconsciously drank too much until the dormitory was locked. Anyway, they couldn't go, so they continued to drink and chat until they fell asleep on the table unconsciously.

I was awakened by mm in the middle of the night, and I looked at her sleepily. MM said she wanted to go to the toilet. No wonder, after drinking so much at night, I will definitely want to release my memory.

I told her that the toilet was at the end of the corridor when she went out, but there was only a men's toilet in the boys' dormitory.

She shook her head and said not to go to the men's room for fear of being seen.

I thought about it, or I'll find a corner of the corridor to solve it. That's what we usually do.

She frowned and pursed her mouth and shook her head like a rattle, saying that she would rather go to the men's room than die.

What should I do? It's really troublesome ... I'm a little embarrassed.

Suddenly thought of the solution that we are too lazy to go out sometimes, so I picked up a leftover beer bottle and handed it to her, telling her that she could use it first and throw it away tomorrow.

She thought about it and said nothing, and seemed to agree with this method.

But instead of reaching for the bottle, she just blushed and bit her lip, looked at the bottle and then looked at me?

What's going on now? I scratched my head, looked at the bottle and then at her.

Yes, girls and boys are different. It is impossible to aim at such a small bottle mouth. I suddenly realized.

I looked around and my eyes fell on the shelf near the corner door. I found a big space cup under the shelf. It looks dirty. No one seems to have used washing powder.

So I handed her the cup, and she nodded and motioned me to leave for a while.

I just wanted to go to the bathroom, so I went out and closed the door.

After two steps, she remembered that she had drunk too much, and always felt a little uneasy, so she quietly went back to the window and looked through the gap in the curtain.

MM put the cup on the stool, lifted the skirt with her legs apart, put the cup in the skirt, then held it in her hand, closed her eyes and relaxed ... It seemed that there should be no problem ... Thinking about it, I turned and went to the toilet.

Knowing that girls are slow to respond, just in case, after the convenience, I turned around in the corridor for a long time before going back.

I knocked on the door and didn't respond, so I pushed the door and went in, and found her asleep at her desk again.

I smiled, shook my head, woke her up and helped her sleep in my bed.

After the arrangement, I yawned and felt sleepy. I didn't think much, so I went to sleep in the old four's bed.

So I slept until the next morning when they came back to wake us up-lazy man, the boss looked at the pile of bottles and said, honey, how much did you drink? ...

I yawned and sat up. MM got up and cut her messy hair.

The second child jumped into bed and fell asleep. It seems that he was too tired last night.

Old four went to the shelf, picked up a glass of water, unscrewed the lid and drank loudly. He seems thirsty.

Wow! Is this water broken ... Old four found something wrong after drinking it.

The boss took the cup, smelled it, took a few sips, frowned and said, "It seems to have gone bad, so I can't drink it."

Ah, MM was dumbfounded when she saw all this, then covered her mouth, blushed, and lowered her head vaguely to feel that she was going to spit it out.

-What's wrong? I didn't sleep well.

I quickly said to her: Let's go, I'll take you back first.

The two of us sweated and shivered all the way and didn't eat anything. We vomited all the way and vomited all the way, which made the breakfast people passing by in the street lose their appetite.

On the way back, I hesitated and thought it was better not to tell Lao Si ...: God, I thought it was a dirty cup filled with washing powder, but it turned out to be Lao Si's cup. It seems that we really need to pay attention to personal hygiene ... I'm glad this is not my own cup. ...

But later, I always felt sorry for my fourth son and finally told him one morning.

Poor old four held the wall for a long time and vomited. He didn't eat much for the next half month. In addition, when he drinks water, he feels sick when he sees others drinking water.

Afterwards, every time MM looked back, she felt shy, funny and guilty. We also decided to change our living habits and bad style.

Everyone's living habits have changed a lot, in retrospect, it's not a bad thing. We all joked that we really had to thank MM.

Except for the old four, he still feels cheated. He has to find a way to get a good whole MM, so ... he has a plan.

This is something that only a dormitory like ours can do.

Old four learned this idea from somewhere. He bought some spicy tofu from the school canteen, mashed it, put some ham or something, poured a little seaweed and egg soup into a thin paste, and it looked like a car full of vomit.

-NND, that's disgusting. What are you doing with this? Everyone is dissatisfied with old four's dirty behavior.

So the old four began to tell us about his plan:

Ask MM out for dinner sometime, put these disgusting things into plastic bags in advance and hide them in clothes, pretend to be drunk and vomit when eating, then pour these things out and then ... eat them back ... The effect must be very chaotic. ...

-wow! ..... At this point, sleeping food is disgusting and then lambaste the old four animals.

But it's interesting to think about it, and I really want to know what effect it will have after doing it. I thought it would be exciting, so I started preparing this plan together. ...

So the plan was implemented: four people in the dormitory invited mm out for dinner on weekend night. During the meal, the boss with that huge disgusting thing kept drinking, and we kept looking at each other, ready to act.

Suddenly, finally the boss "wow", a pile of paste spit in front of him.

Mm suddenly one leng, some surprised looking at the boss.

The remaining three people winked at each other, exulting in their hearts, and then picked up spoons together, vying to scoop up the messy things and send them to their mouths.

Wow ~ if you don't eat, you can't spit it out. What a waste.

We also talked while eating, deliberately eating yum yum.

Then we saw MM covering her mouth and looking at us with disgust and surprise. Alumni at the nearby dinner table also stopped chopsticks and looked at us like aliens. . . Don't even look at the boss and waiter.

Haha ~ this is what I want ... no matter how much, keep eating! We are performing in an exaggerated way.

We ate well and enjoyed it.

Old four suddenly scooped up a spoonful and handed it to MM: It's delicious. Do you want some? ...

Poor MM screamed and dodged at once, and then ran to the bathroom.

The waiter at the next table, that is, the proprietress, immediately ran to the bathroom. The stool and chair fell to the ground, and the scene was spectacular.

Only the boss held on. He made a lot of phone calls with his mobile phone. When we talk, we get sick from time to time.

We all burst out laughing and smacked our mouths while eating.

Haha, it's fun and exciting.

Old four giggled. It seems that he got revenge this time and made a lot of money.

-Wait. ...

The second seems to have found something: boss, why don't you eat? !

-Yeah, it looks a little ... not ... right ...? !

I feel a little embarrassed, too. I picked up a piece of tomato skin and asked, What about you ... Did you put tomatoes in these things? ! ……

Three people feel more and more wrong, put their eyes on the boss together.

-Oh, no ... the boss said, wiping the sweat from his forehead and taking out a big bag of things from his pocket.

Um ... . We prepared the package and it hasn't been opened yet.

The dragon said: hey ... actually ... I really threw up ... before I could say it ... you rushed to ... hey. ...

Suddenly, a big stone with four characters "A bolt from the blue" fell from the sky and knocked us to the ground.

Wow!

Next, we turned upside down and vomited so much that we couldn't even stand up.

At that time, an introverted boss like Lian Gang finally burst out (according to research, he never dared to open a miserable pavilion again. What a poor guy).

At this moment, suddenly there was a siren outside.

Look-wow ~! Several cars have arrived 1 10 120. It turned out that the boss was calling the police just now, and reported the arrival of a 120 mental hospital by the way.

But this scene is too much for the battle-hardened police uncles. On the way, I saw those police uncles and doctors spitting together.

Let alone us. ...

After that, everyone knows that during that time in the hospital, we beat the boss and couldn't take care of ourselves. ...

Alas, this is a big blow to us. We both suffered from anorexia for quite a long time, and soon everyone lost weight. The most pitiful thing is that the fourth child's anorexia, which just got better, didn't improve until he was sent to college to graduate, and we became famous at school and became synonymous with nausea.

Only MM is not bad. You should lose weight in order to be slim. ...