Test IQ.

1 Buried in the ground 1000 years old wine, what is it called after it comes out?

Answer: alcohol.

There is a pig. He walked and walked until he came to England. What has he become?

Answer: pig

In class, the teacher recited the text at will. Piggy, puppy and kitten all raised their hands. Who will the teacher call?

Answer: Puppy, because Wangwang is humble.

Butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, they work together, which one didn't get paid in the end?

Answer: centipede, because it won't spend money in vain.

The elephant's nose is the longest in the zoo. Who is the second longest?

Answer: Elephant.

6 What kind of fruit has the worst eyesight?

Answer: mango.

7 Which two kinds of vegetables have mobile phones?

Answer: Radish and vegetables have their own tastes.

A turtle walked through a pile of shit, but left only three footprints on it. Why?

Answer: Hold your nose with one foot.

Why did nine people go to bed to sleep?

Answer: The bed won't come by itself.

10 is actually 800 Spartans. Why did it become 300 in the movie?

Answer: Wu Bai went to sing.

Why can Xiao Qiang stop the car with one hand?

Answer: take a taxi

12 If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it?

Answer: If so.

13 Jin Mu, whose legs are long?

Answer: ham sausage

1 Who in the world will suddenly get old?

Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife.

How much is a heart worth?

Answer: 1 100 million. Because of singleness!