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Adversity joke

So the clown is myself? This stalk is as hot as it was? Does your mother know that you are so XX? .

The origin of this stalk is the clown expression pack, which is combined with other stalks and finally developed in Baidu Post Bar, becoming a classic stalk now.

The main idea of this sentence is to laugh at those who work hard in adversity but end up with nothing and are laughed at by others.

For example, if you pursue someone hard, adversity means that that person is neither cold nor hot nor salty. If there is a second suitor at the same time, and that person obviously refuses, you think you have a chance of success, step up your efforts and work harder, and as a result, people are neither salty nor light. I already have a husband? You keep asking, then why don't you refuse me? The man slowly spit out one mouthful smoke and replied? Who told you that your bean paste buns are better than theirs? ; You think you are just licking the dog normally, but you are actually a normal clown. And then you lament? So the clown is myself? My heart suddenly relaxed a lot. My experience is just a stalk. No sadness and injustice. This is the stem of an open-minded person.

So how does it integrate with wechat Bug? Because there is a negative stalk here.

Blending with WeChat Bug mainly stems from the same embarrassing situation.

Sister took a sip of tea, put down the printed teacup in her hand, narrowed her nearsighted eyes and told you a story.

One day, there was a Bug on WeChat at 3 am, and the whole network knew it.

Then there is a very sad thing here. Our country advocates that everyone should go to bed early and get up early for good health. The well-known WeChat Bug in the whole network was not discovered by the users themselves, but the WeChat Bug didn't receive a complaint when the whole network was resting, and took the initiative to admit it the next day?

Then why are you sad? Because some users are still working on WeChat at 3 am, because the background staff of WeChat Bug are also on duty to detect WeChat. Like domestic mothers, they have seen the beauty of the night scene at 0: 00 am, 2: 00 am, 3: 00 am and 4: 00 am.

So among such a group of hard-working users, there is a group of people who are unwilling to admit it? So the clown is myself? People.

Someone (6 pm): Have you eaten?

Wechat: blank

Someone (7 pm): Did you wash it?

Wechat: blank

Someone (8: 00 p.m.): Would you like a midnight snack and I'll buy it for you?

Wechat: blank

Someone (9 pm): Are you ready for bed?

Wechat: blank

Someone (1pm): Why didn't you reply to my message?

Wechat: blank

Someone (165438+ 0: 00 pm): Are you asleep?

Wechat: blank

Someone (12 pm): Didn't you see my news? No, who doesn't play WeChat before going to bed now?

Wechat: blank

Someone (1 am): Are you asleep?

Wechat: blank

......

Someone (3 am): I miss you. Do you miss me?

Wechat: Wechat didn't respond.

Someone swiped the webpage (4 am), and everyone was talking about the Bug on WeChat just now. For example, a netizen said that a friend of mine who often chats I sent her WeChat, and WeChat told me that this friend is a stranger and needs to be friends. What? For example, some netizens said that I just called my boyfriend and asked him why he didn't return my message. As a result, he said he still wanted to ask me Why didn't I reply to his message? It turned out that wechat Bug was playing tricks.

Someone (5 am): I'm relieved at last. It turned out that the WeChat Bug was playing tricks, and the clown was not myself.

Then I went to sleep.

So the clown is myself? This is its relationship with wechat Bug. Of course, there are similar sentences behind, such as? Hey, I sent a lot of messages to my love bean Yibo, but he didn't reply to me. Is it a WeChat Bug? .