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The bedtime stories of rabbits and foxes.
The bedtime story of the little white rabbit and the little fox 1 The final exam of forest primary school is coming. The little animals are reviewing their lessons seriously, and only the little fox in the tree class is listening to the music leisurely, because it has a plot.
A new day came, and the little white rabbit skipped to school. Yesterday, it reviewed all the courses. Is the best student in the tree class. Suddenly, the fox jumped out from behind the tree and stopped the white rabbit. The little white rabbit said angrily, "Fox, what are you doing here if you don't hurry to school?"
Without saying anything, Fox picked up a big net and caught the white rabbit. The little white rabbit panicked and shouted, "Help! Help! " Although the white rabbit shouted, it was thinking in its heart: I must find a way to escape by myself.
Fox dragged the white rabbit to a hillside and forced him to ask, "White rabbit, you get full marks in every exam." Did the teacher show you the test paper? "
"What are you talking about!" The white rabbit responded loudly: "I didn't review well, just thinking about crooked ways!" " "
The fox smiled insidiously: "As long as you tell me the answer, I will let you go!" " ! Otherwise, you don't want to take the exam! "
"Fox, even if I know, I won't tell you. Stop dreaming! " The little white rabbit cursed loudly.
The angry fox kicked the white rabbit viciously. Like a football, the little white rabbit in the net stumbled down the hillside and plopped into the river. The white rabbit used his quick wits, took out the blade in his pocket, cut the net and swam desperately to the shore. It managed to escape with the compass in its schoolbag.
The white rabbit gave full play in the examination room and achieved good results of 100. Fox was arrested by officer Xiong and got the punishment he deserved.
The bedtime story of the little white rabbit and the little fox 2 said that after the little white rabbit and the turtle lost the race, they stayed at home and were depressed for several days. He doesn't eat or go out to play, and he's not interested in anything anyway. Mother rabbit was frightened. Baby, if something happens, it will be in trouble. Although the country has implemented the second child now, they are still such bunny babies in the rabbit kingdom, which is really distressing.
No, mother rabbit will discuss it with father rabbit. Bunny has had a hard time recently. He should find a resourceful person who is good at cooking chicken soup for the soul. No, it should be animals who untie the knot for children.
Who is the cleverest in the animal kingdom? Needless to say, it's Mr. Fox.
Although Mr. Fox's appearance fee is very expensive, for the sake of the next generation, Mother Rabbit and Father Rabbit will fight at any cost!
Mr. Fox listened to their complaints and promised to come and talk to the white rabbit. Father rabbit and mother rabbit sold a whole car full of Chinese cabbage and carrots for the winter at this price to make up for Mr. Fox's appearance fee.
Although it hurts, it's worth it!
It is said that Mr. Fox came to the little white rabbit's house, cleared his throat after a big meal, and said to the little white rabbit, there is a saying that men don't fight women, and chickens don't fight dogs. What about you and that turtle? You are not in the same class at all. What are you fighting for? This is not fair to you!
Father rabbit and mother rabbit listened, well, that makes sense! Mr. Fox is really learned!
How can that be fair? Asked the little white rabbit.
Mr. Fox went on to say, "Race with the tortoise. If you win, people will say that you bully the tortoise and compete with the slowest opponent in the world. " You lost the game. People will say that you are complacent and can't even win the tortoise race. You see, now that you have lost, your parents have given your children the most negative teaching materials! "
"What should I do?" The little white rabbit asked in a hurry.
"There is only one way now, you have to run again!" Mr. Fox said.
"Who are you competing with?" Mother rabbit asked.
"Compare with my children!" Mr. Fox said with a smile.
Mother rabbit won't. He thinks the fox is too cunning. Maybe there's something to hide.
"You don't want to? You see, parents in the animal kingdom don't want their children to play with rabbits now! Then who wants to compete with your children? If the white rabbit wins this time, it proves that he is not a complacent child, which is beneficial to his future growth! Mr. Fox said with a smile.
Yeah, yeah. Now children in the animal kingdom are far away from the white rabbit, for fear of bringing bad influence to children! Mother rabbit sighed.
If I can, I'll make an announcement that the white rabbit will race the fox in three days! Mr. Fox said with a smile again.
The next morning, before Mother Rabbit got up, she heard someone knocking at the door. Hey, Mr. Fox is here again!
"What is it, Mr. Fox?" Mother rabbit asked grumpily.
"Important things to discuss with you!" The fox said with a smile.
"Look, my children are going to race with the white rabbit." The fox paused and said, "Do you want the rabbit to win or the rabbit to lose?"
"Of course I hope the little white rabbit wins! Mr. Fox! " Mother rabbit said.
"The problem is that my little fox is not slow, and it is difficult for the little white rabbit to guarantee to win!" Mr. Fox said.
Hey, it really is.
Mother rabbit is worried: this competition is too important, and the little white rabbit must win!
"As long as you contribute ten more Chinese cabbages, I'll let the little fox run slower and let the little white rabbit win!"
Mr. Fox still said with a smile.
Mother rabbit was angry and said loudly, Mr. Fox! You, get out!
Mr. Fox was not angry either, but smiled and said, "Whatever!" " "
He was about to leave when Mother Rabbit said, "Mr. Fox, slow down! I promise you! "
On the day of the competition, many animals in the animal kingdom came. Some people come to see jokes, while others come to watch the fun. The little white rabbit stood at the starting line in high spirits. With a gunshot, he ran out quickly and ran to the finish line in one breath. He won!
The little white rabbit standing on the podium accepted everyone's congratulations, and his mother hugged him excitedly.
At this time, the little white rabbit said loudly, "Now, I want to expose Mr. Fox's plot to everyone!" " "
When everyone heard this, they all quieted down and waited for the little white rabbit to continue to break the news.
"I won this victory entirely by my own efforts!" The little white rabbit said excitedly.
"Mr. Fox threatened my mother to let the little fox run slowly and let me win on purpose. I think I played completely normal today and won by my own ability! I hope Mr. Fox can return me ten Chinese cabbages! "
Everyone took a contemptuous look at the fox.
The fox ran away quickly in despair.
The little white rabbit hugged his mother tightly and said excitedly, "Mom, I won't be complacent about anything in the future." I won't let you down! " "
Mother rabbit also shed tears. She doesn't know whether she is excited or happy.
The little white rabbit and the little fox bedtime story 3 The little white rabbit is running happily on the mountain road, singing and laughing all the way. The fox saw it and thought, "Hum! Something good must have happened to this little guy. " He hurried forward, smiling, and asked, "Little White Rabbit, you must be happy to see you so excited."
The white rabbit said happily, "I found a big ganoderma lucidum on the opposite mountain, which is as big as an umbrella."
The fox was surprised, but pretended nothing, shook his head and said, "Impossible? Don't treat mushrooms as ganoderma lucidum! "
"No, no .. I just picked a small tree next to it. I can't move the big one. I'll go back and ask everyone to pick it together! " After that, the white rabbit took out the little ganoderma lucidum from the basket and showed it to the fox.
The fox looked closely and almost cried. That's ganoderma lucidum. It rolled its eyes and said to the white rabbit, "I just passed by Nanshan. Why didn't I see it?"
"Not in Nanshan, on the cliff of Beishan." The white rabbit is unguarded. "From here, turn nine corners along the mountain road and cross the wooden bridge."
The fox was overjoyed and returned the little Ganoderma lucidum to the little white rabbit: "Don't miss your good thing. Go and invite your brothers together to collect big ganoderma lucidum. "
As soon as the white rabbit left, the fox began to run to the north mountain, turned nine corners and crossed the wooden bridge. When he was about to run to the top of the mountain, he suddenly thought, "What if the little white rabbit comes?" So he pushed the wooden bridge off the cliff. ...
Just then, the rabbits came and the fox smiled: "Go home, little one, the baby is mine!" " Ha ha ha ... "
The little white rabbit said sadly, "But Brother Fox, how did you come back?"
Hearing this, the fox suddenly realized that he was in a hurry to roll on the ground. ...
Alas, greed will eventually bring about its own destruction!
The rabbit and the fox go to bed. Story 4. The fox stayed in the mountains for half a month. He was hungry, but he was afraid to go down the mountain. Suddenly, he saw the rabbit coming up the mountain with a basket, and his eyes moved. He also carried a basket and pretended to pick mushrooms.
It said kindly to the little white rabbit, "Hello! Are you here to pick mushrooms, too? " The white rabbit smiled and said, "Yes, are you here to pick mushrooms?" The fox said, "OK, let's pick mushrooms together. The rabbit said yes! " They went to pick mushrooms happily. At this moment, the fox thought: Haha! You were fooled by the white rabbit. I'll give it to you later. After walking for a while, the fox said to the little white rabbit, "let's go to the top of the mountain to pick mushrooms." The mushrooms on the top of the mountain are big and good, and there is a hut there. You can have a rest when you are tired! " Hearing this, the little white rabbit nodded and said, "OK, let's go to the top of the mountain." "They went to the top of the mountain. The little white rabbit thought, this fox is very cunning. The hen was cheated last time. I must be careful not to be cheated by him. I can't resist now, or I'll be eaten now. I have to find a way.
When I reached the top of the mountain, there were many fresh mushrooms. While pretending to pick mushrooms, the little white rabbit thought: It will definitely take me to the hut and eat me. I have to be ready. At this time, the fox said, "I'm tired of picking. Why don't we have a rest?" The white rabbit said, "I'm tired, too. Let's have a rest!" " "
They went into the house and the fox locked the door. The rabbit thought it was dangerous, but before it could resist, it was put into a cloth bag. The fox walked home with the rabbit on his back. The rabbit said, "Fox, you are too tired. You let me out, and I will follow you. I can't escape, so you don't have to work so hard. " The fox also thought about it and let it go.
After returning home, Little Rabbit told his mother everything, and her mother said, "Yes, we must defeat the enemy with wisdom in everything."
The little white rabbit and the little fox bedtime story 5 In a dense forest, there are many small animals. A fox went down the mountain hungry for food and happened to see a small white rabbit picking mushrooms in the forest. The fox saw the white rabbit and thought, "Let's make mushroom rabbit soup for dinner!" " "
The fox went up to the little white rabbit and said, "Ah! Pick mushrooms! Be a friend, white rabbit! " The little white rabbit naively replied, "Good." The fox said, "Come on, let's go to my house and take a bath." The little white rabbit said, "Good! Zheng Fan also played with mud. " The fox thought: Haha, there is rabbit meat to eat.
In the fox's home, the white rabbit is taking a bath and singing. The fox said, "Wash it." Whispered again, afraid of rabbit meat is not clean. After the white rabbit took a bath, the fox said, "Come, I'll let you soak in a hot spring!" " "The little white rabbit was put into the pot by the fox, and the little white rabbit said," Cool! "Suddenly the little white rabbit shouted so hot that it quickly jumped out of the water.
The fox thought: the meat near his mouth flew away, no! The fox said to the white rabbit, "White rabbit, let's play catch people!" " ! If you lose, let the winner handle it. "
Hearing this, the little white rabbit turned and ran. The fox chased hard and reached the edge of the cliff. The fox said, "White rabbit, you lost." Say that finish, suddenly rushed to the little white rabbit, the little white rabbit flashed gently, and the fox jumped into the air and fell off the cliff. The little white rabbit said, "Hey! You lost! "
The next day, the little white rabbit went to see the little gray rabbit, and they made mushroom chocolate together. The little white rabbit also told the little gray rabbit what happened yesterday, and the little gray rabbit also told all the people in the rabbit's family.
The story of a lively and naive two-year-old white rabbit defeating a cunning fox spread around the rabbit's house.
Today is Fox's birthday. Everyone comes to his house to attend the party, and so does the white rabbit, because they are very good friends.
One, two, three ... Many people have come, but the white rabbit hasn't come yet.
"The little white rabbit usually keeps his word. Did he forget? " Said the fox.
You look at me and I look at you, and I don't know why the little white rabbit is late.
In fact, the little white rabbit came out of the house very early, with a big cake in his hand, and walked towards the fox's house. Just then, the rabbit found a fierce big tiger behind him, with its big mouth open.
The little white rabbit shivered and ran away. Fortunately, the little white rabbit cleverly hid behind a big stone.
The little white rabbit is absorbed and calmly tries to find a way. Suddenly, it saw a tree in front of it, and it thought, I'll go there first and hide!
See the tiger coming. The white rabbit jumped out of the stone at once, and before the tiger could react, the white rabbit had climbed up the tree. The tiger was at his wit's end and had to bide his time.
Seeing that the tiger refused to leave, the little white rabbit began to think of something again. "What a lucky day!" The white rabbit cried happily. There was a boat in the river.
The white rabbit jumped up at once. Before the tiger could react, the white rabbit had escaped.
Row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row
"I'm coming!" Cried the little white rabbit. Animals that have been waiting for a long time are watching the door. Fox said happily, "Little White Rabbit, you are here at last!" " "
The little white rabbit took out the cake in his hand and shared it with everyone.
Fox's birthday party was finally a complete success. Fox ate with relish and was very happy.
This story tells us a truth: the little white rabbit used his wit to avoid the tiger and protect his friends. Friendship is above everything else, so everyone should cherish friendship!
The little white rabbit and the little fox bedtime story 7 On the hillside, there is a Niuniu village. There is a race walking sports meeting in the village every year. The fox wins every long-distance race. But do you know the secret?
Here's the thing: the fox invited the judges to dinner before the race. The judges gave him high marks. Moreover, every athlete is not familiar with the intricate track, but the fox has a compass that is forbidden to be brought into the stadium.
The runner-up rabbit is puzzled: why am I faster than the fox and he is the champion? So, in this competition, she decided to bring a magnet with a camera on it.
The fox and the white rabbit are ready with the other contestants. Ribbons float outside the stadium from time to time. Bang! As soon as the starting gun rang, the athletes jumped over the starting line like arrows. The white rabbit left the fox and other athletes behind. When passing the intersection, she quickly jumped into the grass in front of a hole, painted her ears green with paint and began to wait.
The fox finally came. He looked around and saw no one around, secretly pleased: "No one, I can take out my' baby'!" So he put his left hand into his trousers pocket and took out a compass. Seeing that the time had come, the little white rabbit took out the magnet and aimed it at the compass.
The cunning fox was defeated by the clever little white rabbit.
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