What are the jokes with more than 50 words?

1. There is a little wolf. Oh, he was born a vegetarian instead of meat. His parents are very worried. As a result, my parents were very pleased to see the little wolf chasing the rabbit one day. Then the little wolf grabbed the rabbit and said, give me the carrot! ……

Divers have a high degree of difficulty. He rolled over for a week, then somersaulted for a week and a half, and then somersaulted for a month.

There is a man climbing a rock. When he was about to climb to the top of the mountain, a wolf tried to burn the rope with a burning candle. The man said a word and the wolf blew out the candle. The man said, Happy England!

4. Once upon a time, there was a village by the sea. The villagers made a living by fishing. . . After many, many years ~ ~ suddenly one day, a strange fish came to the sea. The villagers who specialize in fishing have already eaten several people. . . This strange fish has six eyes and can fly, so the villagers call it "six-eyed flying fish". Seeing the six-eyed flying fish killing people unscrupulously, and no one can cure them, the villagers are very worried. What should we do at this rate? ~ ~ At this moment, a young punk came to the village. His name is very special. He likes to say that he can kill six-eyed flying fish. . . The villagers are very disdainful. . But the next day, love really came back with the body of the strange fish. . . The villagers were shocked and asked Ai, "How did you do it?" Love said, "Love really needs courage to face the flying fish with six eyes."

5. Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek club whose president had not been found …

6. A little rabbit went fishing in the pond, but he didn't catch it for a long time ... The next day, the little rabbit went fishing in the pond again, but he still didn't catch any fish for a day ... The third day, the little rabbit still insisted on fishing in the pond, but he still found nothing ... The fourth day, the little rabbit went fishing in the pond, and a fish jumped out of the water and growled at the little rabbit: "Don't you dare!

Seven ... After half a day's homework, I turned on the radio conveniently, and a gentle voice came out: "... If the skin color pays off, the fluff on my face is tender and soft, which means it is very healthy ..." When I heard this, I couldn't help touching my face, looking at the mirror and smiling, looking healthy and lovely. At this moment, I heard the announcer say, "All right, listeners, this time our lecture on pig raising is here ..."

8. Rene Liu's courtship to Jay Chou was rejected, and Rene Liu asked Jay Chou why. Jay Chou said, milk tea, I like Youlemei.

9.- Hello, please call a taxi. I'm at the intersection of XX, wearing a short black skirt ...-OK, where to go? -Uh ... to the knee. ...

10. A person was given an infusion in the hospital, and when he lost, he began to laugh wildly. Others asked him what he was laughing at. He said, "I smiled a little." . . "