Ask a few bad jokes in Cantonese.

1. Buzz Lightyear called himself baa after killing Zuotiaolong? Kill Lombardy

2. Once upon a time, a gag fell on the left. .............................................................................................................................................................

3. Do plants know how to skate? Flowers, because figure skating

4. Is the queen like me? Like a square, because the queen is like a square.

5. What does the Queen's head look like? Shaped like a horse's head, because the queen has a horse's head.

6. Can't toys be tied to the boat? Explosive gyro

7. Have you ever eaten shit? Eat two old shits

8. Aaron Kwok sings baa songs? Sing "This Song"; Singing in China? "Sing" RMB

9. A slice of ham, like sausage, falls to the left to the same extent. What's the solution? Because he is unfamiliar.

10. Have you finished Secondary Five? Read books in the afternoon

1 1. Why not tell jokes on the boat? Because a sea will laugh and cause a tsunami.

12. Will you lose weight by eating wild insects? Ants ... because eating ants is thin.

13. Can you decorate your hands with your sample field? The answer is hair (the opponent whose hair can be decorated)

14 when? 1+ 1 =3? Wrong array

15. Xiaoming's house is closed and the clock is closed. Finally, let me talk about the left sentence. Why didn't Xiaoming open the door first? "I'm from Decheng"

16. Which part of the tree is the most leisure? Ye! Because of "Ye Dexian" (Ye Dexian, one of the famous singers in 1970s and 1980s).

17. What are differential sine and integral sine? It is "design" and "in-plane" (d-sin and in-sin)

18. What's on the Da Vinci code? Da Vinci account ...

19. What is the most expensive food in the world? It's "Barca" (Barcelona, Spanish football team)

20. Will eating too much lemon hurt the rack? , hurt? sadder

2 1. Will sharks change after eating the remaining red beans? Red bean paste ~

22. What does lemon fear most? Citrus! (citrus lemon)

23. Estimate an English sentence: "ABABABBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAA". (Long time no see c (see))

24. What's the name of the old bean on Waterloo Road? Da wo Lao dou

25. The prince kissed the princess, and the prince became a mushroom, and the princess became a cloud leg. From then on, they plunged the clay pot into the noodles and lived a good life.

26. One day, the stick figure was walking down the street, feeling that his head was scarred, followed by a "RR", and then his head caught fire and died ~

27. Xiaoming did his homework in the summer vacation and died the next day, because he couldn't live with his homework.

28. When M remembered that "San Xiao is free", Xiao Ming went to tell his wife, "Don't take San Xiao away. 」

29. What kind of stove is most popular with children? Hit the furnace? No, so is McDonald's (stove)!

30. What means of transportation is the most ideal? Helicopter! Because "chubby ..."

3 1. Why did Wolf Warrior 800 end up with Wolf 300? Because Wu Bai went to sing. ...

32. Why didn't Tom finally tell Ruth to die? Because "nothing happened in the end (samurai)"

33. Do you know how to use fat (the fat man who often appears in weight loss programs)? Olay full effect (easy to get fat)

34. Every sport has a surname, basketball, football and judo. Last name is rou? No ... it's "from Christmas ..."

35. Bobo, brother, Keke goes to school together ... Do you know who will be late? Bobo, because Bobo Pool (Late)

36. Guangdong produces winter melon, Guangxi produces watermelon, what does Guang Bei produce? Speak loudly (not loudly-the theme song of the wireless TV series "The Heart of Greed")