Funny composition 500 words

In our class, there is a super funny thing that is enough to surprise you. The following is my funny composition for your reference. Welcome to read!

I watched a funny comedy yesterday, because I started watching it in middle school, so I can't remember the names of those two characters.

This not crazy comedy is especially funny. One of the characters is crazy, crazy as a madman, while the other is dull and silly. Now I'll tell you their funny plot. One day, they came to the Consulate General on business. The madman is driving. He wanted to find a spacious parking space, but he used the brakes as the accelerator. As a result, the car quickly refueled, rolled over several times, and then just stopped in the parking space. When getting off the bus, the idiot was dizzy and fell to the ground directly. The expression is really funny.

They attended a cocktail party because the madman saw a noble lady wearing a whole fox skin around her neck and angered him. He even picked up the lady's boyfriend and put the man around her neck, which shocked the audience. After leaving the consulate, they were sent to African territory to help a tribal chief find his pet. As soon as they met, the chief spat in their faces. They are very angry, but actually spitting in that tribe means expressing love, which really makes them laugh and cry. Looking at these plots, I couldn't help laughing, and so did my parents. I wonder how a director can make such a film.

Chapter 2: Funny composition I have experienced many things since I was a child, such as: "Happy, happy, sad … and so on." But one thing, whenever I think of him, I laugh.

I remember that when I was 4 years old, I spent a winter vacation with my mother and grandmother. Let's go to menstruation's house in Northeast China.

My aunt's home is in the northeast countryside. My aunt's yard is so big! There are many rabbits in the corner of the yard. Surround it. I feed rabbits through the railing every day. See how he eats and plays. I've never been inside, but one day I want to go in and play with the bunny. I ran to open the door myself. But the door is not easy to open. I pinched my finger at once. Blood is flowing. I burst into tears in pain. Everyone in the room rushed out when they heard this. Ask me what happened. I said, "I ... I ... was bitten by a rabbit ... and it hurt.

Grandpa hugged me and said, "Go to the clinic to get rabies vaccine!" " But in the clinic. The doctor cleaned my wound and simply bandaged it for me. Said there was no rabies vaccine here, so I had to go to the county to fight. Everyone hurriedly said, "Go to the county seat! Grandma saw that I stopped crying and asked, "Can you tell grandma how you were bitten by a rabbit?" I said, "It's the doorknob of the fence. I want to see rabbits! " "Everyone heard it. I breathed a sigh of relief and laughed. I still remember this interesting thing! Sometimes I call my aunt. Say such a funny thing!

This incident made me understand, don't be too anxious!

Chapter 3: Funny composition is deeply engraved in my heart. It happened at lunch in kindergarten. I was very picky about food at that time. I didn't want to eat that and this, so I used to be very thin.

It was a sunny noon, and after the team leader did a good job for us, everyone quickly began to work. After a while, everyone picked out the fat, but only one person still ate whatever he liked, as if he hadn't eaten in the morning. While eating, he said, "Don't eat fat, just give it to me! I want to eat. " With that, he began to eat with relish. The students all gave him the fat on the table, including me. He finished the meat in the bowl first, and then picked the fat on the table into the bowl one by one.

Everyone looked at him with amazing eyes. It seems that he tastes delicious, and some students smack their mouths from time to time, as if they are also tasting delicious fat.

That fat-eating classmate doesn't care what our expression is at all. He has no time to eat. He just grabbed it with his hand. Seeing this, everyone couldn't help laughing. Not to mention me, I laughed my head off. He couldn't help but stop and say, "What are you laughing at?"

The students said in unison, "You keep eating, eat!" He seems to know what we are laughing at, but he doesn't care at all and continues to eat his fat. So he can get fat again and we can laugh enough.

Ha ha! That classmate of mine in kindergarten tastes really cute!

Chapter 4: Funny Composition In our class, there is a super funny thing that can surprise you.

In Chinese class that day, the students were all very good and spoke very actively. However, in a corner of our class, there is a classmate whose name is "* * *". Isn't this interesting? With the same name and surname as the big star. In that Chinese class, that classmate suddenly wanted to go to the toilet to shit, so he strode to the podium and said loudly to the teacher, "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet." The whole class burst into laughter. Suddenly, the classroom was as lively as a frying pan.

After a while, he didn't mention his pants and ran back at a speed of 100 meters. The students laughed their heads off. But he also solemnly said to the teacher, "Teacher, I have no paper." "Ha ha ha ..." There was deafening laughter in the classroom again. "Who lent him some paper?" The teacher asked. "I borrow it!" Some people say. Who knows, he took the paper and didn't go to the toilet Guess what he is doing? Oh, my God, he went to the back of the classroom to wipe his ass! This time, some people laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, and some people laughed so hard that their front teeth knocked out of the pit on the table. This time, even the teacher couldn't help laughing. The teacher said to him helplessly, "Go to the toilet to wipe, not here!" " "He just went to the toilet to wipe his ass.

Before long, * * * came back. As soon as he entered the classroom, he said loudly, "teacher, I just met the head of the martial arts school." He asked, "Where have I been?" I said, "Go wipe your ass." Is it okay? ""Ha ha ha ... "Laughter is going to lift the roof!

This is enough to make you laugh your teeth off! Ha ha! This is a super funny thing in our class!

Chapter 5: Funny Composition Life is like a comic book. From different angles, some people will feel bored, some people will not understand, some people will hate, and only those who understand will laugh.

People and things in life are jokes. If you don't care about it, or think it is gossip, life will lose its meaning. Look at life with sincere eyes, and you will find that life is so beautiful.

Everyone has a different comic book, and every page records your growing-up jokes. In my cartoon, the first page depicts the wretched appearance of eating cakes when I was a child, the second page depicts a broken calendar I drew in order not to go to kindergarten, the third page depicts an excited smiling face the night before I went to primary school, and the fourth page depicts the appearance of classmates hugging and crying when I graduated from primary school. At present, the last page depicts an autumn outing and playing with their classmates.

This cartoon will never be finished, because everyone has a different life and different experiences. Sometimes the pictures in this book will make me feel naive, but how can I not grow up naive at that time? So, I think life is really funny. It always records the "embarrassing things" in your growth process. When you recall the past, you will find that life lives around everyone, just like a tamed dog, always wagging its tail at you, hoping to win your smile.

Let's meet the funny Russian life with the best mood! Remember yesterday, cherish today and plan tomorrow; Let life be full of happiness and no regrets. I hope we all live more and more wonderful, more and more delicious and more and more funny!